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Hey I know!!! I'll get a shirt made that says "Drug Dealer", then I'll get all the attention from hott byiotches and don't have to spend one dime. Cause hey impersonating a cop is easy, a drug dealer takes a lil' more tact. Hey is it easier to get women as a cop or drug dealer??? Careful with...

yea i've had quite a few times i wish I could redo over. Especially in college. But all that fvcking up then helped me mature more over t he long haul and made me wiser in the end. I don't have quite as much problem dealing with that now.

Good Advice. Duelly noted.

Yea. helps to blow off steam when u're girl is on her cycle.

Memorize the number. Then burn it with a lighter in front of the chic. If she asks: Why? Dial the number. If you get her phone, cool tell her you burned it in to your're mind as to not forget. If its a fake, fvck it she won't care, and neither should you:moon::down: . But only do this in front...

Shyt dog whats the problem again? Woman chats u at the bar,gets you drunk, drive your're car, to her home, helps your' shlizzard arse, in to the (probably) Queen sized bed, brains you off and gave you some? Listen what town are you in? I'll come. And if you're still having issues with age, or...

Fvck that Bi+ch!! Go Play!! Baller!! -Biggie- You picked the wrong guy, baby if you're too fly, you need to hit the door, search for a new guy... Break out an' be clowned, baby doll are you down? I Get Around! -2Pac-

No those byotches were the loserz because they thought what they had was good enough.U should have asked if you could pee on them after the party like Dave Chappelle, if you bought them the round.

:D Give me head until I'm dead!!

No dude you loose cool points for that:down:

Well hell if you haven't had to try(or been fortunate not to have to) yea you gonna fvcks wit a fattie gurl. Shyt big gurls need luv too, and if some DD are in my face then you know you gotta, Throw Some D's on th Bytch!!! Know what I'm talkin bout':woo:

Yes Harry Pothead, I mean Potter is a Don Dada, but only because he does magik and rides a phat Cadillac Broom

Yes all these War Wounds and Stripes I wear I earned.-Matua-:box:

Yea, I had AFC tendencies as a younger man. But, my testicles fully descended, I started bouncing @ a local strip club and really understood how bytches act and thought. I use this against their emotional asses and fvck them and even more beautiful women now cause of it. You don't have to do...

Yea Franco I feel ya maan!! I'm gonna game this fly hottie today in about 3 hours cause this chic lost a bet, so she owe!! 20 dollars and sum azz, thats what u call BP'in You dugga?? :crazy:

Good. Give broads the heebiejeebies, then break the LONG DYCK off in them after!! Don't let up fam!! Pursue, Pin, and Pluck!!! Ya Dig!! Go team GO!! :cheer:

You could always drink a Sprite and tell the world to kiss your're ass too.

Yea dude, u should have been there to confront this perv who can't keep his hands to himself. I think they cut you're hands off for that in the Middle east.

Here,here!! Man Law!!!

Sound Advice. I'm in a similar situation myself but, me and this girl haven't been exclusive. I care for her but she's on another tangent lately trying to get me jealous and shyt. She went to go see her ex over the weekend as she stated she would, but had the nerve to call me @ 5;45 Saturday...