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  1. VladPatton

    A Video About Friend Zoning

    Some valid points here. This vid made me think of you mofos:
  2. VladPatton

    What's The Name Of That Theory...

    ...that states how women are looking for a provider, a husband, and will quickly get rid of you when you are not of value to them anymore. Thanks in advance.
  3. VladPatton

    Manspreading

    The battle continues. Now NYers have to deal with THIS pu$$ification: http://rt.com/usa/263473-nyc-subway-manspreading-arrests/ Basically, sit like a good lil b!tch and be more womanly-like. Fvck that, I stand on the subway.
  4. VladPatton

    Stop Working Out And Get Your Dad-Bod On

    Apparently, chicks like out of shape motherfvckers because it doesn't intimidate them. Seriously, is the world getting stupider? http://theodysseyonline.com/clemson/dad-bod/97484
  5. VladPatton

    Choreplay Ain't Sexy

    Here's an article about how unattractive women seem to find men that do women-related chores. This feminism bullshıt is holding less and less water lately. Just be happy you swallowed that red pill. Damn, son...
  6. VladPatton

    SS Is Correct Once Again

    In regards to the date, take control, gentlemen. Stop worrying about being overly aggressive. Here's an article: http://nypost.com/2015/02/28/what-feminist-nyc-women-really-want-in-a-man/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow
  7. VladPatton

    Here's A Great Reply To A Gold Digger

    You may of seen this one before. I don't know if it's real or not, but the reply is great: http://imgur.com/gallery/Fw6gS
  8. VladPatton

    Here's Something Infuriating

    Guy gets rope-a-doped into paying for a kid that genetically isn't his, just because the mother put down his name on welfare paperwork. http://thefreethoughtproject.com/man-faces-jail-paying-child-support-child/ I'm just going to go outside and enjoy this 3' snow blizzard we're having...
  9. VladPatton

    American Girls Have No Game (Article)

    Interesting article about how girls, not guys, fail in America when it comes to having "game", meaning, doing things in a feminine way to actually keep a guy sticking around. Maybe it was just this one girl, a fluke, or perhaps feminism didn't penetrate her country yet. Either way, a lot of...
  10. VladPatton

    The Superiority Of Patriarchy

    Six men, six women, both groups on a deserted island. Who survives? Here's an article from an accidental experiment from a Dutch reality TV show: http://www.returnofkings.com/32053/this-accidental-experiment-shows-the-superiority-of-patriarchy
  11. VladPatton

    Creepy Texts With Sasha Grey

    Pretty funny one-liners, and a long list of not-to-dos when texting: http://youtu.be/JCLi6vSIuPE
  12. VladPatton

    Switching From Windows To Mac

    I've been using Windows since the days of 3.1 and Win95, so I'm pretty familiar with it. Lately I've been thinking of switching to a Mac. Has anyone done this and had regret? Success? My main concerns are just the quick every day actions for organization (file renaming, copy/paste, sorting)...
  13. VladPatton

    Fantastic Break Up Texting

    You dudes see this before? Fückin kid's great: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/iphone-breakup?src=soc_fcbks
  14. VladPatton

    Are You Pursuing A Trust Fund Chick?

    So, ye ole SoSuavers, this is my latest discovery. The Trust Fund Chick. Lately I've encountered quite a few. You aren't necessarily doomed for failure with these girls, but it doesn't look good for you, since they come from a decently wealthy lifestyle with a certain sense of...
  15. VladPatton

    We Lost George Clooney

    You guys read/hear about this shıt lately? The fücker put a ring on that chick. Now I can't use him as an example anymore, fück! All I hope is that his prenup is water-tight. Toughts?
  16. VladPatton

    Yo, New Guys...

    Can you keep your initial posts a tad shorter than War and Peace??? If I have to scroll, your shıt's too long! Then you noobs never come back after everyone sits there and reads it for an hour and posts great, detailed advice. Keep it concise, brief, and we'll get into details as you come...
  17. VladPatton

    Semen For A Woman's Mental Health

    Like I always said, a woman unbanged goes insane. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html#ixzz24LOOS93w
  18. VladPatton

    Taylor Swift's Guide To Dating

    So basically, she's single. Read the drivel here: http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/taylor-swift-204802566.html
  19. VladPatton

    The Perils Of Getting Set Up

    Remarkably, there are little threads on this topic. Ever get set up by a friend, a cousin, someone's mom, your sister, brother, anyone? I've noticed these are the POF girls of real life. I've learned my lesson a long time ago, and have evaded this type of meeting since. And I've always been...
  20. VladPatton

    Brooklyn Women ...Pickiest In The Nation

    Here's a short article on how Brooklyn women are getting very picky due to online hipster fückwads that have no balls to game in real life. Shut down the computers, fellas, and get back to face to face contact. http://nyp.st/1avYP2D One girl dated 20 guys from online....goddamn!
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