Have you ever wondered how in the hell you should respond to a profile on myspace? You want to say something clever and witty, but you end up sending the same old boring emails?

Here's what I do. I'll take someone's profile Heading and use it against them. You can use the information located under the About Me section as well, just make sure you don't copy the whole paragraph.

Example:

Her Profile Heading: "stick ur tongue in me".
I can't believe someone actually put that in their heading either, lol.

My Response: "Buy me a drink and we'll see what happens. I make no promises though..." That's it, nothing else.
Be sure you quote her heading in the email you send.

You 'can't' go wrong with this method guys. You'll never run out of things to say. And, not only are you making your response witty and fun, but you will be able to judge the type of girl you are emailing based on her response. The fun girls with a good attitude will respond with something sassy, make sure you keep the playful banter going. The girls that don't respond or say something b*tchy, you know what to do with.