AgonyUncle
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 8, 2004
- Messages
- 247
- Reaction score
- 2
Ill admit, I think Im going to try and use one or two of these for a laugh
> >Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
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> >Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
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> >My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.
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> >Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
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> >Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
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> >If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
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> >You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
> >lightswitch away.
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> >Man - Fat Penguin !
> >Woman - WHAT?
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> >Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
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> >I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
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> >I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
> >this cheap motel room.
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> >Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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> >If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
> >afternoon.
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> >Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
> >
> >
> >
> >Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
> >
> >
> >
> >My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.
> >
> >
> >
> >Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
> >
> >
> >
> >Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
> >
> >
> >
> >If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
> >
> >
> >
> >You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
> >lightswitch away.
> >
> >
> >
> >Man - Fat Penguin !
> >Woman - WHAT?
> >
> >Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
> >
> >I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
> >
> >
> >
> >I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
> >this cheap motel room.
> >
> >
> >Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
> >
> >If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
> >afternoon.
> >