Doing a chick in the ass?

AverageJoe5 · Jan 16, 2006

There is this girl I can ****, and this girl is one who wouldn't mind up the ass. The only thing I'm not sure is how to approach this. I mean like litery how to do it. I know I need lubricant, but what can I use as lubricant? This girl has a real sexy ass so definitely want to do this. I would appreciate any help.

danro · Jan 16, 2006

I know that your suppose to use water based lubes so i think you just put that on your **** and maybe some on/near her ******* and then let her rip... that last bit is kind of a pun

AverageJoe5 · Jan 16, 2006

I mean like where do u get the stuff?

Jester · Jan 16, 2006

uhm...

if you're that stupid, you probably shouldnt have sex at all...

atleast youre thinking about in the ass, so theres no risk of you reproducing yourself.

kev me723 · Jan 16, 2006

ignoring *****h kids who flame on here... I'd say get some lube from a porn shop if u can/have someone get sum for you if ur not old enough. As far as actually doing it, uhh flip her over, grab ur sh*t and shove it in the only hole back there hah

DJ_SUPREME · Jan 17, 2006

why not just get some ky... it works wonders... and you can get it anywhere.... she better have a real nice butt.. haha personally i would never do that but then again why not try new things

FRëSHURE · Jan 17, 2006

i've done it in the shower just using soap.

she'd had it up there in the past though.

Ice Cold · Jan 17, 2006

Originally posted by kev me723
ignoring *****h kids who flame on here... I'd say get some lube from a porn shop if u can/have someone get sum for you if ur not old enough. As far as actually doing it, uhh flip her over, grab ur sh*t and shove it in the only hole back there hah

ROFLMAO

They sell lubes in the porn stores now?

I didn't know there was an age limit for buying lubes? :crackup:

FRëSHURE · Jan 17, 2006

Originally posted by Ice Cold
They sell lubes in the porn stores now?

yea. They do.

Infact, you'd find a much larger range there then you would in a chemist.

Adone · Jan 17, 2006

Originally posted by FRëSHURE
i've done it in the shower just using soap.

she'd had it up there in the past though.

I've tried soap once, but she said even my finger hurt that time (and we had already did that). Saliva is what works best with my lady's ass.

Shiftkey · Jan 17, 2006

Go to any sex shop. Not necessarily a porn shop - go to the kind of place that sells exagerated lingerie, stripper shoes, and dildos/vibrators. Best if you go with the girl you're fvcking

Dimebag_Darrell · Jan 17, 2006

Originally posted by AverageJoe5
I mean like where do u get the stuff?

Walgreen"s

Rint · Jan 18, 2006

She betten clean her ass whole first or you **** is gonna smell like ****. So uh yea just tossing that out there

FRëSHURE · Jan 18, 2006

Originally posted by Rint
She betten clean her ass whole first or you **** is gonna smell like ****. So uh yea just tossing that out there

you're clearly a virgin.

a virgin who smells his own penis..

OfficeSpace · Jan 18, 2006

Originally posted by FRëSHURE
you're clearly a virgin.

a virgin who smells his own penis..

ROFLMAO! I always get a good laugh reading all these threads! :-D

piterx · May 17, 2006

baby oil works too

Joe The Homophobe · May 17, 2006

Jester said:
uhm...

if you're that stupid, you probably shouldnt have sex at all...

atleast youre thinking about in the ass, so theres no risk of you reproducing yourself.

ROFL! great post, somebody just got positive reputation!

diablo · May 17, 2006

Good grief.

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