Here's one that works for me.
I use my ‘False ID’ neg/opener & Saturday night it got me an F close, which is something I've got to stop doing.
I began by talking to the most alpha/best looking guy in a set, with a HB. I complimented him on his shirt asking him where he got it. Made a gag about TK Maxx, a non target chick butted in & I welcomed her entry to the conversation, got all their names & only introduced myself when I was prompted by some other **** block whose name I can’t remember now. The guy I’d approached in the set was a funny ****er like myself & quite alpha. He was flanked in all by these two women with another guy & my target.
So I throw in the mandatory ‘How do you all know each other?’ & after learning that the target was not only not with any of them but the guys didn’t even know her name as they’d just met. I saw the opportunity for my false ID neg. I pretend to notice the target properly for the first time, "Oh wow, hang on... it's Jenny isn't it, yeah I know you remember? (She stares at me wide eyed) You're the one that dances crazy on the tables after your shift at Ventura. You go out with Ashley, on the door of Atrium..."
"No no no you've got the wrong girl, my name's Anna, I don't go out with any doorman &... where do you think I work?"
(My false ID neg if used this way is very disorientating because she has to undo all that you've done & disqualify your incorrect info & she might not even remember all the suff you badged her up as like here. Plus EVERYONE will be listening because they assume you're right even if the girl's shaking her head from the start. She's just told me that she doesn't have a BF... she gives other valid info, like where she DOES work.)
"Oh... my mistake, I though you were Jennifer, you look just like Ashley's girl."
**** blocker, "You said she dances on tables though & that's true, (turning to Anna) we've seen you do that."
"Oh sure I'll dance on tables, bars... hey where did you think I worked?"
"Ventura."
"No, I'm at British Gas" (Got the dead end call centre bit right though)
I apologise for being a ‘blind sod’ whilst lint negging Anna with a deft Kino inclusion along her hairline... I dash the fluff into the air in front of her, she's just smiling subtly at me. I Kino again on her arm & then when I hear the reminding beep on my phone I anchor with an Omega Seamaster that has a broken strap so I can check the messages. The Omega is a fake from Shanghai’s Wan Hai Liu Market but looks & feels exactly like the real thing. She is not ready to take the watch but I say, “need my hand free to dig my phone out.”
I made out I had to anchor because I’d been holding the watch the whole time & she took the watch. I had to reply to one of 2 texts from Syren. I excused myself from the set, banged out the text to Sy, I see Anna looking down at the watch she was actually jogging it in her hand, “This is heavy”
“yeah, pain in the ass, I should’ve just bought a Swatch.” then I retrieve my anchor, I say something about silly fashion victim chicks to the two silly fashion victim chicks in the set purely for my own amusement. I end up closing this girl...
I'll cut to where she's gawping at me with eyes like saucers doing what Style calls the Doggy Bowl Stare. I did a take away whilst I went to work on the rest of the set for a while, "Just gotta talk to these guys a sec" since she didn't know that I didn't know them that well kind of thing. I found out about the guy I hadn't spoken to properly & he had his own business importing expensive trainers, no doubt made in sweatshops by people slaving for a two dollars a day in Macau. He liked me though just for the pretend Kudos that I gave him. I'd sensed earlier that he was jealous of the interest I had from Anna.
I edged back into the side of Anna put my arm round her, worked some heavy Kino & asked her if she’d like some time alone so we could talk ‘properly’ as I kissed her hand. She nodded & followed me to the bar I tried out a risky kino move in some ****ed up detour between A3 & Comfort. “Feel this…” & slide my hand up to the side of her breast. She’s like, “Yeah?..." I pull her to me warmly & I whisper in her ear that I think she has something I'm looking for."
"Really what?" Then my mind goes blank as I'm about to say whatever it was I was going to say because I'm getting wood from pinning her into the bar from behind... the blood loss in my brain for other area's blood gain! ****!!! Think!
So I whisper into her ear, “Look, I was going to say something to try to seduce you but it’s just going to go in this ear (I bite her ear) …&…. (move round to the other ear) out the other..." I bite her ear once & kiss her neck, she melts into me, I’m like rock & I press up behind her. I kissed her neck at the bar a few more times 7 a strange silence took over us. Words were the last thing we wanted to give each other... apart from maybe like, herpes or something.
She said she needed the throne, so did I so I said, “Would you give me a hand in the gents?” she looked at me quizzically, “My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.” She jaw dropped in mock outrage & made to slap me but I grabbed her hand, pulled her towards me, kissed her hand, kissed her wrist I stepped in closer & asked if she wanted to kiss me, “oh my god I hardly know you…” she gave me the triangulation look & her hand slid down to my backside. We were in the alcove of Sandinista just out of view of everyone else, I kissed her neck, then again, then her mouth, we were locked up in a bout of tonsil hockey for a minute, I have a good kiss it was hot. I broke off, said, “Go do your thing, I’ll go do my thing, then later on, maybe I’ll put my thing… in your thing.” She shook her head as if she couldn't believe how she was being & I turned away & made for the 'Servicos'
When we were reuinited post urination (& a lovely urination it was, ever tried peeing with a hard on? Took me ages.) I bounced us to the other side of the bar well away from her friends down by the window. We continued the kissing, I kino’d in all the right places & thumbed her **** through her jeans, if we'd had the place to oursleves we'd have just gone for it right there. She had that distant look in her eye. I was peacocked up with Silver & my clear lensed shades. “My car’s outside...” she said.
“I don’t have long, I have friends to meet in town.”
“We can stay in town… come on, I want you…”
“How bad do you want me?”
“Really badly…”
"You’re in luck, I only know how to do it badly…” she cracks up.
“Are you coming then?”
“No it’s just the way I’m sitting…” she stands, pulls me to my feet. We go to her car she drives… I still give & receive heavy Kino on the way to wherever it is we’re going. There’s no talk on the way, just touch. We arrive at her place, it was further out of town than I’d have liked but she says she was glad to get home anyway. She kicks off her shoes, I do the same, she leaps into my arms... I don't need to detail the rest…” 40 minutes later Syren phones, I stumble totally off guard, ask Syren to chill somewhere for ‘about 35 minutes.’ WTF? Don’t know why I said so long, & such a precise number? She wants more, I say I have to go but I have her number. I just want to get back into town & try Sarging in Leeds with a wingman. But I give her a little more & then get order my taxi. Syren would have to wait another ten minutes. I know I'd wait for him (",)
I use my ‘False ID’ neg/opener & Saturday night it got me an F close, which is something I've got to stop doing.
I began by talking to the most alpha/best looking guy in a set, with a HB. I complimented him on his shirt asking him where he got it. Made a gag about TK Maxx, a non target chick butted in & I welcomed her entry to the conversation, got all their names & only introduced myself when I was prompted by some other **** block whose name I can’t remember now. The guy I’d approached in the set was a funny ****er like myself & quite alpha. He was flanked in all by these two women with another guy & my target.
So I throw in the mandatory ‘How do you all know each other?’ & after learning that the target was not only not with any of them but the guys didn’t even know her name as they’d just met. I saw the opportunity for my false ID neg. I pretend to notice the target properly for the first time, "Oh wow, hang on... it's Jenny isn't it, yeah I know you remember? (She stares at me wide eyed) You're the one that dances crazy on the tables after your shift at Ventura. You go out with Ashley, on the door of Atrium..."
"No no no you've got the wrong girl, my name's Anna, I don't go out with any doorman &... where do you think I work?"
(My false ID neg if used this way is very disorientating because she has to undo all that you've done & disqualify your incorrect info & she might not even remember all the suff you badged her up as like here. Plus EVERYONE will be listening because they assume you're right even if the girl's shaking her head from the start. She's just told me that she doesn't have a BF... she gives other valid info, like where she DOES work.)
"Oh... my mistake, I though you were Jennifer, you look just like Ashley's girl."
**** blocker, "You said she dances on tables though & that's true, (turning to Anna) we've seen you do that."
"Oh sure I'll dance on tables, bars... hey where did you think I worked?"
"Ventura."
"No, I'm at British Gas" (Got the dead end call centre bit right though)
I apologise for being a ‘blind sod’ whilst lint negging Anna with a deft Kino inclusion along her hairline... I dash the fluff into the air in front of her, she's just smiling subtly at me. I Kino again on her arm & then when I hear the reminding beep on my phone I anchor with an Omega Seamaster that has a broken strap so I can check the messages. The Omega is a fake from Shanghai’s Wan Hai Liu Market but looks & feels exactly like the real thing. She is not ready to take the watch but I say, “need my hand free to dig my phone out.”
I made out I had to anchor because I’d been holding the watch the whole time & she took the watch. I had to reply to one of 2 texts from Syren. I excused myself from the set, banged out the text to Sy, I see Anna looking down at the watch she was actually jogging it in her hand, “This is heavy”
“yeah, pain in the ass, I should’ve just bought a Swatch.” then I retrieve my anchor, I say something about silly fashion victim chicks to the two silly fashion victim chicks in the set purely for my own amusement. I end up closing this girl...
I'll cut to where she's gawping at me with eyes like saucers doing what Style calls the Doggy Bowl Stare. I did a take away whilst I went to work on the rest of the set for a while, "Just gotta talk to these guys a sec" since she didn't know that I didn't know them that well kind of thing. I found out about the guy I hadn't spoken to properly & he had his own business importing expensive trainers, no doubt made in sweatshops by people slaving for a two dollars a day in Macau. He liked me though just for the pretend Kudos that I gave him. I'd sensed earlier that he was jealous of the interest I had from Anna.
I edged back into the side of Anna put my arm round her, worked some heavy Kino & asked her if she’d like some time alone so we could talk ‘properly’ as I kissed her hand. She nodded & followed me to the bar I tried out a risky kino move in some ****ed up detour between A3 & Comfort. “Feel this…” & slide my hand up to the side of her breast. She’s like, “Yeah?..." I pull her to me warmly & I whisper in her ear that I think she has something I'm looking for."
"Really what?" Then my mind goes blank as I'm about to say whatever it was I was going to say because I'm getting wood from pinning her into the bar from behind... the blood loss in my brain for other area's blood gain! ****!!! Think!
So I whisper into her ear, “Look, I was going to say something to try to seduce you but it’s just going to go in this ear (I bite her ear) …&…. (move round to the other ear) out the other..." I bite her ear once & kiss her neck, she melts into me, I’m like rock & I press up behind her. I kissed her neck at the bar a few more times 7 a strange silence took over us. Words were the last thing we wanted to give each other... apart from maybe like, herpes or something.
She said she needed the throne, so did I so I said, “Would you give me a hand in the gents?” she looked at me quizzically, “My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.” She jaw dropped in mock outrage & made to slap me but I grabbed her hand, pulled her towards me, kissed her hand, kissed her wrist I stepped in closer & asked if she wanted to kiss me, “oh my god I hardly know you…” she gave me the triangulation look & her hand slid down to my backside. We were in the alcove of Sandinista just out of view of everyone else, I kissed her neck, then again, then her mouth, we were locked up in a bout of tonsil hockey for a minute, I have a good kiss it was hot. I broke off, said, “Go do your thing, I’ll go do my thing, then later on, maybe I’ll put my thing… in your thing.” She shook her head as if she couldn't believe how she was being & I turned away & made for the 'Servicos'
When we were reuinited post urination (& a lovely urination it was, ever tried peeing with a hard on? Took me ages.) I bounced us to the other side of the bar well away from her friends down by the window. We continued the kissing, I kino’d in all the right places & thumbed her **** through her jeans, if we'd had the place to oursleves we'd have just gone for it right there. She had that distant look in her eye. I was peacocked up with Silver & my clear lensed shades. “My car’s outside...” she said.
“I don’t have long, I have friends to meet in town.”
“We can stay in town… come on, I want you…”
“How bad do you want me?”
“Really badly…”
"You’re in luck, I only know how to do it badly…” she cracks up.
“Are you coming then?”
“No it’s just the way I’m sitting…” she stands, pulls me to my feet. We go to her car she drives… I still give & receive heavy Kino on the way to wherever it is we’re going. There’s no talk on the way, just touch. We arrive at her place, it was further out of town than I’d have liked but she says she was glad to get home anyway. She kicks off her shoes, I do the same, she leaps into my arms... I don't need to detail the rest…” 40 minutes later Syren phones, I stumble totally off guard, ask Syren to chill somewhere for ‘about 35 minutes.’ WTF? Don’t know why I said so long, & such a precise number? She wants more, I say I have to go but I have her number. I just want to get back into town & try Sarging in Leeds with a wingman. But I give her a little more & then get order my taxi. Syren would have to wait another ten minutes. I know I'd wait for him (",)
Nobody where I live is going to spread it very fast, I'm more in seclusion that you would believe, very tight knit cirlce. THis is going to be a pleasant surprise to a lot of people. Going to be tough though, hope it gets challenging near the end of the night and not just a toal bore with girl hanging from my arms, like usual.