Went on a date w/ this fat girl last night. Met her at a xmas party in December. Female friend of mine asked me if i was interested in HB5, I was like "who is HB5", she was like "oh I thought you were ..... maybe it was just the booze talkin". I told her I had too much too drink but I told her to give me her email anyway.

Emailed HB5, got her phone number, set up a date to shoot pool last night. Well I get there and she was more plump than I remember. I was a little nervous about it cuz I didn't realize she was that big.

We sat and had hot chocolate for about 15 mins as she was already sitting when I got there. Then we played pool. I had her laughing and having a good time in general. I definately made a good impression.

Where my problem is though I wasn't able to initiate any kino, create any sexual tension / interest. I think it was because my initial shock in her size. Secondly she told me she couldn't shoot pool, I thought perfect, I can show her how and make it physical. Well with her size, getting behind her and shooting her how to shoot wasn't exactly the best option.

Anyone got any pointers on how I could improve. I've got no real interest in her, just lookin to practice an improve my game. Just got out of a 6 my relationship and I'm a little rusty.

LMFAO! that's some cruel ish!

Note to self: Never get fat

Don't go for the fat ones.

If you want to learn how to play the Piano, don't learn to play the guitar just so you know how to read music.

Learn to mack fat birds, and you'll be macking the fat birds, alright. ;-)