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DonJuanPlayer
08-15-2005, 01:32 PM
1. Take a girl to a movie.
2. Sit on her left.
3. Put your right arm around her shoulder.
4. Put her left hand in your left hand.
5. Kiss her.
6. When you get an erection put her hand on your penis.
7. Let her rub it.
8. Unzip your pants and pull it out.
9. Put her hand on it.
10. Let the action movie reach its climax.

Phoenix_of_the_ashes
08-15-2005, 01:35 PM
Genius

KillaPetehog
08-15-2005, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by DonJuanPlayer
1. Take a girl to a movie.
2. Sit on her left.
3. Put your right arm around her shoulder.
4. Put her left hand in your left hand.
5. Kiss her.
6. When you get an erection put her hand on your penis.
7. Let her rub it.
8. Unzip your pants and pull it out.
9. Put her hand on it.
10. Let the action movie reach its climax.



HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

BULL SHYT!

stop picking up sluts.

sorry but that shyt just don't work.

spider_007
08-15-2005, 03:04 PM
one thing tho, who cleans up the mess?

DonJuanPlayer
08-15-2005, 03:25 PM
"BULL SHYT!

stop picking up sluts.

sorry but that shyt just don't work."

It works. I've done it twice... loser.

catch
08-15-2005, 03:35 PM
ok smart ass, how do you get a blow job in three steps...

Hunchback
08-15-2005, 04:18 PM
Follow the same steps, replacing the word hand, with mouth.

:crackup:

KillaPetehog
08-15-2005, 04:42 PM
This is advice coming from a guy who just registered on 08-09-2005.



Dog, you shouldn't even be on this fukin post.

I'd take this advice with a grain of salt.


This guy's nowhere up Sr. Fingers, Pook, DIESEL, Dave Deangelo...etc. in terms of credibility.

how much money did you spend for those dirty azz hoes anyway?







any girl that gives it up that quick is a village horse...

everybody gets a ride.:crackup::crackup: :crackup: :crackup::crackup: :crackup:

KillaPetehog
08-15-2005, 05:05 PM
I just really wanted to get one point across...

You make it sound like you only need 10 steps to make it happen...

I guarantee if ANY person TRIED these 10 steps in this exact order upon meeting a girl....

they'd be making a fool out of themselves. Probably get their ass slapped.

ANY decent woman with class wouldn't fall for this wack trick.

Dog....things don't work out in 10 steps.

and don't give any bull shyt implying that ANY person who reads this can get this all done in 10 steps...cuz you're living in a fantasy world.

all things take time...


hey, but if you want a slut...here's an EASIER way to get one. Just go to a club 1.5 to 1 hour before it closes. Make sure you're in the door by then. Talk to any girl that looks faded and giggly...you're in. Take her home and do whatever you want with her.

From my personal experience...the rejections stop cuz of 2 reasons..

1. women want thier money's worth from the clubs

2. They're too drunk too care.


But seriously...my point is things don't work in 10 steps. You won't get a decent woman that way.

Smooth Player 056
08-15-2005, 07:24 PM
HE is RIGHT ON!
Ive done something very similar to this. Its simple yet effective



- Smooth Player 056-
Founder and Creator of the HSDJBC/ Contest

MVPJIGALO
08-15-2005, 08:54 PM
HE is RIGHT ON!
Ive done something very similar to this. Its simple yet effective!



In a public movie theater? where theres a whole bunch on people sittin in the right, left, front and back? hmm i dunno....but i just might be crazy enough to try somthing stupid like that who knows it might work.

Archaic
08-16-2005, 04:05 AM
You guys are fricken retarded, judging his credibility by his post count? What a bunch of ****ing degenerates. He is simply showing you a blueprint of what you should do on a movie date, wont always work, but it might, specialy if you already know the chick anyways. Stop being dumbasses and take the god damn advice.

longwood
08-16-2005, 04:05 AM
hey i've done this plenty times before and it has always worked. Especially when your making out with the girl and ya'll are really going at. Haven't you guys fingered an girl in the movies. same thing reversed.

diceman
08-16-2005, 08:55 AM
Getting a handjob in cinema just seems tacky & selfish. I mean, have some consideration for other people.

How would you feel if the couple sitting next to you were doing that. Theres a time & a place for this stuff.

animal crackers
08-16-2005, 08:56 AM
Handjobs arent the same as fingering a girl. I won't be able to come unless she goes nuts on it, and that's a little distracting to the people sitting around you.

Duke
08-16-2005, 10:28 AM
I fingered a girl using this tactic, so don't put it down. Never tried getting a handjob though. What do you do with the mess? :confused:

DonJuanPlayer
08-16-2005, 01:07 PM
No one else was in the theatre both times. Thanks to MVPJIGALO, Phoenix_of_the_ashes, Smooth Player 056, Archaic, Longwood, Duke, and I'm Joe Dirt.

I'm Joe Dirt
08-16-2005, 01:35 PM
I can verify that this works..

pimpfromdayone
08-16-2005, 04:11 PM
You all must be drizzlers then..... if I did this in the theatre, not only would I get it all over my clothes, but it would probably shoot onto someone else too. Maybe if I aimed it at her face.....

I guess if nobody else is in there, fine, but no way would I do it otherwise. Might get your ass thrown out of there if you mess up someone's viewing experience.

longwood
08-16-2005, 04:22 PM
now i not saying this shiit wont be messy, because it probaly will be. I mean like all over her face, messy. But then again you dont have to nut. just hold it in:(
:crackup:

jason999
08-16-2005, 11:03 PM
That doesn't seem like it would work, and even if it did, I think I'd rather wait to go all the way. There is very little appealing or sensual to me about handjobs.

Smooth Player 056
08-17-2005, 12:32 AM
I didnt mean I do it in a packed theater in the middle row durring Harry Potter, I do this technique way at the top in the back corner in somewhat empty theather where nobody is even in the back rows with you. Its money and it works. Cant argue with the facts.


- Smooth Player 056 -
Founder and Creator of the HSDJBC/ Contest

Archaic
08-17-2005, 01:05 AM
for the mess, carry a cleenex in your pocket, its innocent, it doesnt look like you just have it for cleaning up sperm,and its usefull for many situations. Hell you could paint a bullseye in the middle.

Googs
08-17-2005, 01:52 AM
haha I, too, have used this technique before once in the theater (only 2 people on the top row and finished in my empty popcorn bucket) and plenty of times at my house.

Marlimus
08-21-2005, 01:18 AM
I going to have to side with the skeptics on this one. It can happen, there are loose women. But I wouldn't include this tip in my arsenal. Any woman so slutty that I can get away with something like this doesn't get carried to the movies.

What's next, how to backdoor a girl in a fancy restaurant in 10 easy steps?

I rarely criticize, but come on, man.

Heart n' Soul
08-22-2005, 08:08 AM
Originally posted by catch
ok smart ass, how do you get a blow job in three steps...

1. Pick up phone

2. Call Hooker

3. Pay her when she's done so her pimp doesn't come f*ck you up.:crackup: :crackup: :woo: :D :crackup: :crackup: :woo: :kick:

Disconnect
08-22-2005, 09:32 PM
I got a ******* in the theatre once. I even remember that the movie was called "after the sunset". It sucked, so I made her suck instead. Just make sure you sit in the very back. Someone asked what you do with the mess? Well the answer's simple - right when you're about to bust a nut, make her put her head in your lap and drink up the protein punch. Works like a charm :D.

Oh, forgot to mention - that wasn't the first date. Just saying that it's all possible.

dirtyvibe
08-24-2005, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by catch
ok smart ass, how do you get a blow job in three steps...

1. Cut a hole in her soda.
2. Stick your wang in it.
3. Tell her it's a straw.

Dust 2 Dust
08-24-2005, 08:03 PM
1. Buy a box of popcorn
2. Poke hole in bottom of box
3. Slip your pen1s inside hole.
4. Wait for her to stick hand in box to get some popcorn and presto.

Freddy1
08-24-2005, 08:47 PM
First of all if this girl doesnt really like you she call the cops.

On_the_Top
08-24-2005, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Dust 2 Dust
1. Buy a box of popcorn
2. Poke hole in bottom of box
3. Slip your pen1s inside hole.
4. Wait for her to stick hand in box to get some popcorn and presto.

You watch David Chapelle?