Ok, i read some posts about guys here trying to use C + F and really screwing it up, or thinking that applying C+F is insulting the person they are talking to. Or using C + F TOO MUCH and appearing like a wierdo / creep / crazy fvcker.
Being C + F is is something i always have been doing since i was a child. I grew up like this , its just my character. Most of my friends are c0cky suns-a-bytches and we normally communicate like this to each other
Theres a misconception on this board that being c0cky is appearing arrogant or neg hitting the person or being offensive. Hows is that going to build attraction or rapport between you and someone else? Dont do it.
Here is a list with some examples to help you understand about how to be c0cky and funny
THE GOLDEN RULE
"Being c0cky DOES NOT mean you are offensive to the other person, NEVER FORGET THIS!!"
The desired outcome when being c0cky and funny is to make the other person SMILE, LAUGH , GRIN and above all for YOU TO SMILE, LAUGH , GRIN!!
RULE 1
Learn to be funny if your not
If your not funny, or dont have a sharp wit, then i suggest you watch some stand up commedians and learn about humour by observing them. Bernie Mac , Chris Rock etc etc...
If you can crack a joke or two or consider your self to be a bit of a comic then read on..
RULE 2
Tone of voice
To come across as c0cky and funny, you must have a firm confident voice. Clear, loud, not too fast, not to slow, dont stutter, sound positive. Dont shout or anything and dont come across as a quiet church mouse either. Just be firm and confident with your voice. Also, try not to sound monotonous with your voice because that sounds ultra boring.
RULE 3
Dont be afraid, have some ballz
Dont be afraid to say things to people. Have some ballz! That doesnt mean give people a peice of your mind 24/7. It just means that if you have thought of a remark then say it, as long as its not offensive
RULE 4
Limit the c0ckyness
This is important, you dont have to be c0cky all the time. It should just come out naturully. You dont have to have a smart cheeky , c0cky and funny reply to every single question you've been asked. If you try to do that you will come across looking like an immature kid. Limit it
RULE 5
Have FUN!!
This has been stressed many times, JUST HAVE FUN DAMMIT!!
Now that we have the ground rules set, i shall go further into this c0cky attitude that most people are having trouble with.
Being c0cky + funny to me is simmilar to what females do to us men to wriggle out of things, you know the 'fluttering eyelashes, smiling, appearin dumb, etc etc' . And most of the time we fall for it.
Being c0cky and funny is simmilar, i have gotten away with things countless amounts of times with women simply because i had a c0cky funny remark to their question/request which made them smile/laugh and the fact that they didnt have a response to what i said.
Thats the objective here, to elude tests/questions/requests with c0cky and funny remarks.
After thinking about this, ive broken it down into a few segments..ill try to give real life examples too.
The Reversal
This is simply 'switching it' when you think your being cornered or dont want to answer a question that the HB is asking you, so you throw in a funny line, blow up the original question and throw it back at her with a grin
example:
Girl was talking to me about some chick that was supposed to be my Gf, but wasnt
her: so hows your girlfriend X, how is she
Muttley: Do you fancy her or somthing, i knew you were a lesbian!
her: LOL i am not hahaha
Muttley: Alot of girls are these days!, no wonder you and your friend X go downstairs together a lot, what do you get up to there, do tell
her: LOL hahaaha
I switched it on her with her own question and turned it around. Regardless if that girl was my GF or not, she didnt get a straight answer out of me
The Admitter
This is used when you dont want to give a straight answer, so u use the admitter. It is supposed to 'over agree' with the HB so that she gets confused because she is anticipating what you will say next.
example: Girl was trying to hook me up with her fat cousin
Her: So what do u think of X?
Muttley: Dunno, what do u think of her?
Her: why dont u get to know her, she likes you, DO YOU LIKE HER?
Muttley: Yeah!, i love her
Her: lol, really?
Muttley: Yeah, i want her to be my future ex-wife , tell her i love her lol
I got a smack on the arm for that reply ,
I didnt give her a straight answer and left her puzzled because she WASNT EXPECTING that answer, i admitted or agreed TOO MUCH and left her puzzled.
The Blatant Lie
This is great lol, The object of this is to make the person say "No way lol" Real easy.
Example:
I had a disciplinary hearing at work, possibility of getting sacked, everyone knew
Her:So what happend? Why did they take you into the meeting room?
Muttley: Oh im getting promoted lol, did u not know
Her: No way LOL, really are you??
Muttley: yeh haha im gonna supervise you and when u need time off your gonna run over to me and ask hahaaha
Her: LOL, u clown ahaha id never, youll be asking me!!
Again, throw in a funny line and turn it around. Works wonders. Always try to appear invincible. be confident in your own words.
The Change Of Subject
This is another great one , You have to be quick in changing the subject with a question that will make her think or puzzle her or make her think another thought instantly. Can be tricky but easy once you get the know-how of it
example:
I was lucky to escape out of this test that this girl was puttin me through because she had left a lit cigarette in the smokin room and she had forgotten about it and luckily i remembered at the right time:
Her: So would you give out a girls telephone number to your friends just so u can show off infront of your them? <----- wtf tricky question
Muttley: Never mind that youve left a lit cig in the smokers room its burning away stop wasting cigs!!
Her: Oh Shyt! *runs off to get it*
That was a hard one to wriggle out of but thankfully the change subject one worked here well. I couldve changed the subject with some hot gossip or something else that would make her think something else or is important to her, just use your imagination.
There are other uses of c0cky funny, and ill try to cover them in another post very soon. Remember, say everything with a very confident tone of voice and remember to smile. Now go out and use this you c0cky b4stards
Muttley
Being C + F is is something i always have been doing since i was a child. I grew up like this , its just my character. Most of my friends are c0cky suns-a-bytches and we normally communicate like this to each other
Theres a misconception on this board that being c0cky is appearing arrogant or neg hitting the person or being offensive. Hows is that going to build attraction or rapport between you and someone else? Dont do it.
Here is a list with some examples to help you understand about how to be c0cky and funny
THE GOLDEN RULE
"Being c0cky DOES NOT mean you are offensive to the other person, NEVER FORGET THIS!!"
The desired outcome when being c0cky and funny is to make the other person SMILE, LAUGH , GRIN and above all for YOU TO SMILE, LAUGH , GRIN!!
RULE 1
Learn to be funny if your not
If your not funny, or dont have a sharp wit, then i suggest you watch some stand up commedians and learn about humour by observing them. Bernie Mac , Chris Rock etc etc...
If you can crack a joke or two or consider your self to be a bit of a comic then read on..
RULE 2
Tone of voice
To come across as c0cky and funny, you must have a firm confident voice. Clear, loud, not too fast, not to slow, dont stutter, sound positive. Dont shout or anything and dont come across as a quiet church mouse either. Just be firm and confident with your voice. Also, try not to sound monotonous with your voice because that sounds ultra boring.
RULE 3
Dont be afraid, have some ballz
Dont be afraid to say things to people. Have some ballz! That doesnt mean give people a peice of your mind 24/7. It just means that if you have thought of a remark then say it, as long as its not offensive
RULE 4
Limit the c0ckyness
This is important, you dont have to be c0cky all the time. It should just come out naturully. You dont have to have a smart cheeky , c0cky and funny reply to every single question you've been asked. If you try to do that you will come across looking like an immature kid. Limit it
RULE 5
Have FUN!!
This has been stressed many times, JUST HAVE FUN DAMMIT!!
Now that we have the ground rules set, i shall go further into this c0cky attitude that most people are having trouble with.
Being c0cky + funny to me is simmilar to what females do to us men to wriggle out of things, you know the 'fluttering eyelashes, smiling, appearin dumb, etc etc' . And most of the time we fall for it.
Being c0cky and funny is simmilar, i have gotten away with things countless amounts of times with women simply because i had a c0cky funny remark to their question/request which made them smile/laugh and the fact that they didnt have a response to what i said.
Thats the objective here, to elude tests/questions/requests with c0cky and funny remarks.
After thinking about this, ive broken it down into a few segments..ill try to give real life examples too.
The Reversal
This is simply 'switching it' when you think your being cornered or dont want to answer a question that the HB is asking you, so you throw in a funny line, blow up the original question and throw it back at her with a grin
example:
Girl was talking to me about some chick that was supposed to be my Gf, but wasnt
her: so hows your girlfriend X, how is she
Muttley: Do you fancy her or somthing, i knew you were a lesbian!
her: LOL i am not hahaha
Muttley: Alot of girls are these days!, no wonder you and your friend X go downstairs together a lot, what do you get up to there, do tell
her: LOL hahaaha
I switched it on her with her own question and turned it around. Regardless if that girl was my GF or not, she didnt get a straight answer out of me
The Admitter
This is used when you dont want to give a straight answer, so u use the admitter. It is supposed to 'over agree' with the HB so that she gets confused because she is anticipating what you will say next.
example: Girl was trying to hook me up with her fat cousin
Her: So what do u think of X?
Muttley: Dunno, what do u think of her?
Her: why dont u get to know her, she likes you, DO YOU LIKE HER?
Muttley: Yeah!, i love her
Her: lol, really?
Muttley: Yeah, i want her to be my future ex-wife , tell her i love her lol
I got a smack on the arm for that reply ,
I didnt give her a straight answer and left her puzzled because she WASNT EXPECTING that answer, i admitted or agreed TOO MUCH and left her puzzled.
The Blatant Lie
This is great lol, The object of this is to make the person say "No way lol" Real easy.
Example:
I had a disciplinary hearing at work, possibility of getting sacked, everyone knew
Her:So what happend? Why did they take you into the meeting room?
Muttley: Oh im getting promoted lol, did u not know
Her: No way LOL, really are you??
Muttley: yeh haha im gonna supervise you and when u need time off your gonna run over to me and ask hahaaha
Her: LOL, u clown ahaha id never, youll be asking me!!
Again, throw in a funny line and turn it around. Works wonders. Always try to appear invincible. be confident in your own words.
The Change Of Subject
This is another great one , You have to be quick in changing the subject with a question that will make her think or puzzle her or make her think another thought instantly. Can be tricky but easy once you get the know-how of it
example:
I was lucky to escape out of this test that this girl was puttin me through because she had left a lit cigarette in the smokin room and she had forgotten about it and luckily i remembered at the right time:
Her: So would you give out a girls telephone number to your friends just so u can show off infront of your them? <----- wtf tricky question
Muttley: Never mind that youve left a lit cig in the smokers room its burning away stop wasting cigs!!
Her: Oh Shyt! *runs off to get it*
That was a hard one to wriggle out of but thankfully the change subject one worked here well. I couldve changed the subject with some hot gossip or something else that would make her think something else or is important to her, just use your imagination.There are other uses of c0cky funny, and ill try to cover them in another post very soon. Remember, say everything with a very confident tone of voice and remember to smile. Now go out and use this you c0cky b4stards
Muttley