View Full Version : Just imagine her...erm...just read this!
07-28-2005, 05:26 PM
This might be a little bit off the wall, but next time you see a smoking hot HB, and have that little fluttery feeling in your stomach (some of us still do), picture her taking a dump, pissing in the shower, or something else that all people do but you try not to think about. This works a treat! Suddenly, she's not so high up on a pedestal. :D
07-28-2005, 05:35 PM
lol...a good point, just an odd one, yeah I why out them up on a pedestal...a Woman has to be more than beautiful on the outside and so many of them are just caked up in make up, my room mate is really beautiful but she isn't so much inside and the times when we really get on is when she is just kicking it around the house without make up and not bieng a bossy ***** or the working *****.
07-28-2005, 09:41 PM
Believe it or not, there are some messed up in the head perverts that think what you just said was erotic.
07-28-2005, 10:55 PM
is it really? honestly, i didn't know. but it makes sense that someone else thought of it first. ;)
07-28-2005, 11:14 PM
This is terrible advice. Instead of trying to lower her value in your eyes by imagining her taking a dump or whatever, raise your value in your own eyes by imagining yourself attracting and having sex with her. Or better yet, actually do it.
07-29-2005, 12:39 AM
I find this a good tip. Once this thought enters my mind, I get a surge of confidence.
DonJuanMonk for the win, here :/
Strange effect, that would put me off permanantly.
lol, some girls that I've dated I'm thinking to myself hmm if she's taking a **** or piss that wouldn't look too great it makes them seem less hotter to me lol.
07-29-2005, 02:00 PM
Or.. when you see them, imagine that shes just pooed her pants & shes trying to keep it from everyone by acting cool, & try to imagine seeing this dribbely brown sludge dribbling down her legs & her making continued farting noises.
Have that in your mind when you aproach. If you're still axious or nervous then you're beyond help.
If she acts *****y or rude to your approach, just think "man! she stinks! shes got poo all over her & everyone in the room pitys her. I was doing her a BIG favour by talking to her, & she throws it in my face! i feel sorry for the poor guy that ends up with someone so horrible AND stinks of poo poo".
08-01-2005, 12:27 AM
well, there IS a reason not to shake hands!!! thats what deangelo was saying!!! :crackup:
08-02-2005, 01:39 AM
i find girls taking a piss and taking a **** sexy!;)
Smooth Player 056
08-03-2005, 12:02 PM
****ty tip no pun intended..........sorry had to say that anywayZ i think it is a good tip so you feel more comfortable and superior around her
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