And it was quite fun, lasted longer than i expected

Turned up, 6 ppl there all druggys, 1 gal in site, HB0! Was scared tbh! Actually remember thinking to myself "im gonna be home in an hour"

Anyway had a quick chat (as much as ya can with these ppl) and a beer!

Then this guy (pissed already! started very early) decides he will call a gal up to lighten it up

Fair enough, then i see the so called MILF they were on about when i saw her i thought "i dont give a poo how much money is on offer, i aint pulling that"

So then this gal turns up that the guy who had called before! Shes HB8! Big fan of hers! Seen her around college never liked her because shes a drama student and us sport students arnt supposed to hang around with them (were not big fans lol)

Anyway get chatting with the group a little more, shes centre of attention all going good! Shes def into the guy who called her!

Then these ladies turn up, quite a few of them, couple of them look drunk already and damn right slappers lol!

Anyway get chatting to one of em, shes just turned 40 and is celebrating it tomorrow night out on the town, she says "ur coming" i reply "am i? good to know" start taking the mic out of her, see some photos on her fone, nothing intresting to report there, but shes flirting probably just the drink but shes playfulling hitting me and saying if i keep taking the piss "shell cut my **** off" haha! Touching me there too! lol!

Anyway this guy turns up name Andy, turns out to be the funniest guy there, really makes this party worth being at, funny guy! Had some good laughs all through the night!

I overhear the previous lady chatting with the HB8 inviting her to the party tomorrow she replys with "yeh maybe who else is coming" the lady points me out and another lady shouts "but its a ladies only night"

We laugh about it a couple of mins, the lady comes behind me and plays with my hair and says i should be wearing a skirt tomorrow and she shows me wear the skirt would finish by touching me there and trust me its quite high up!

Then later that night after alot of laughs with Andy and bundles with the birthday boy! I get eye contact with HB8 and there chatting about tomorrow night again, shes sitting behind lady who is talking to me about the party saying "your definatly coming meet me at mine tomorrow 7.30!" and the HB8 is sat behind her begging me to come, and im saying "i dunno, maybe" and "im not sure" (Think i should of thrown a whats in it for me in here)

Anyway i start thinking to myself great oppurtunity to get her number here! just go for it! things i could say are going through my head!

A little beer fight starts up near me i use this as an excuse to get up and go towards HB8! i move over to her, we start looking at porn on Andys fone, laughing and stuff, shes disgusted but laughing, then i say "so ur gonna go tomorrow night then?" she said "yeh probably cant let them down can i" i say "course ya can iam lol!" she laughs and so i say "ill come if u come!" she said "yes please do come! u gotta come" i said "im not sure, give me ur number and ill call ya tommorow and make sure ur going first" (i get out my fone at this point) she goes to get her fone out and realises she can remember it off by heart she tells me her number as i type it in to my fone i said "well remembered" "ill call ya tomorrow and make sure ur coming" she nods her head and i then say something about are u drunk yet karen to the lady and we have a quick laugh about her

then i go back to where i was sitting as fight is over and the night finishes not long later!

now when im leaving shes making out with the guy who called, fair enough i thought, im still proud of myself for asking and getting her number!

well done me!

gonna give her a call around 5ish tomorrow make sure shes coming out that night,

should i arrange to meet her before 7.30 and walk with her to ladys house? or do i not call at all? or do i call and see if shes up for something else instead?

Cheers for any advice and congratulations you can give me!

Oh yeh forgot to say me and andy were sat in the corner and taking the piss out of this gal and guy who were making out we kept shouting "get a room get a room get a room" haha was funny!

Then it went quiet and i looked round and saw HB8, lady, and bday boys brother all looking at me smiling like they were chatting about me!

This was after i got her number!

Haha Great Night Actually!

Oh yeh one more thing lol!

As i was walking out like i said i saw HB8 making out with guy, and i was saying bye to everyone and looked into the room said "see ya you 2" they said "bye" so i cheekily replied "call ya tomorrow ha"

You're not actually the real life Peter Crouch, are you? Now that WOULD be funny...

Anyway, I say be an hour or so late, and tell the chick this half an hour after you're meant to be meeting her to see where she is. It's not something I'd normally recommend but I think it would work well here.

Also be prepared for the fact that she may try to fvck other guys like she did last night. Just don't get too disheartened and go for other chicks as well!

Go out with Andy more, he sounds like a good wing. Nothing gives you confidence like a good wing.

No im not the real Peter Crouch!

Well just spoke to a mate of mine, who i kinda made plans with tonight to go to the cinema with, so probably gonna do that instead, with him!

How about calling HB8 and saying something like "So im not gonna go tonight, so if you cant bear to be with them without me, come to the cinema with me and a mate of mine, bring a friend if you like"