TheDarkSaint
Don Juan
So, I've met a pretty hot MILF on myspace that lives close by. Actualy, she met me. She seems pretty cool and I've been trying out some internet DJ stuff that I've seen here and she seems to be getting more interested.
However, a recent spat of emails has set off small alarms in the back of my head. I'm not sure why they are ringing, so I come to all of you with the situation.
Here are the emails that we've sent. She's a Star Wars nut, which is cool by me. We were talking about Revenge of the Sith and how I've not seen it. I made up an impromptu survey for her because I was bored. Her answers are in as well.
>> S'cuse me ma'm. I'm taking a poll of all my Star Wars buddies, in which you qualify to particiapte in.
1. If you could choose the color of your light saber, what would it be? PINK with a fur lined handle (not real fur, though)
2. Would you use the Force to "Get Some"? I would EVERY day, and use it to enlarge small lightsabers when necessary.
3. Personal Prefrence: Pod Racer or Speeder Bike POD RACER faster is better!
4. Who's more whinney, Luke or Anakin? ANAKIN
5. Alec Guiness or Ewen McGreggor? Alec Guiness, had a better sense of humor.
6. Most Loathsome character? Jar Jar Binx
7. Star Destroyer VS Kirk's Enterprise? Star Destroyer, hand's down! Kirk doesn't have the force!
8. Wookie or Ewok? Wookie...(bigger penis')
9. Would you date Boba Fett? Yes, but I want him to wear the helmet during sex....lol
10. Do you own all of the avalible movies on VHS or DVD? Sadly no, poor college student.
Can you tell I want to go see this damn movie? HAHA YES! GO SEE IT ALREADY SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT!
I thought her replies were funny so I sent a reply the next day.
>> *clears throat and assumes a Yoda-esque tone*
Patience! All your life, looking ahead. Never on where you are! What you are doing! *whaps you with small stick*
Wookie penis...feh! Small lightsabers...feh! A jedi princess craves not these things. A powerful ally the Force is.. The Force will never stand you up. The Force will never need batteries. Better than a lesbian even, the Force is!
However, the Force does appreciate your opinions on Kirk, Anakin, Alec and Jar Jar. Wise in the ways you are.
You know, it gets highly addictive to speak like Yoda for any length of time....
I should try that on my students "At letter C make music we shall"
Here's her reply:
>> Replies in Yoda - esque tone:
But Jedi Master, embrace all of life, you should. Beauty in lightsaber and wookie sized penis ingnored should not!
The dark side filled with sexual frustration and insecurity.
Reach out with your lightsaber... use the force for good, for pleasure, for something.....orgasmic, my friend!
LOL >>
In my experience, I've always dealt with women who veiled sex in innuendo and subterfuge. This feels pretty blunt and blantant.
Should warning bells be going off here or should I dive in with much happiness?
However, a recent spat of emails has set off small alarms in the back of my head. I'm not sure why they are ringing, so I come to all of you with the situation.
Here are the emails that we've sent. She's a Star Wars nut, which is cool by me. We were talking about Revenge of the Sith and how I've not seen it. I made up an impromptu survey for her because I was bored. Her answers are in as well.
>> S'cuse me ma'm. I'm taking a poll of all my Star Wars buddies, in which you qualify to particiapte in.
1. If you could choose the color of your light saber, what would it be? PINK with a fur lined handle (not real fur, though)
2. Would you use the Force to "Get Some"? I would EVERY day, and use it to enlarge small lightsabers when necessary.
3. Personal Prefrence: Pod Racer or Speeder Bike POD RACER faster is better!
4. Who's more whinney, Luke or Anakin? ANAKIN
5. Alec Guiness or Ewen McGreggor? Alec Guiness, had a better sense of humor.
6. Most Loathsome character? Jar Jar Binx
7. Star Destroyer VS Kirk's Enterprise? Star Destroyer, hand's down! Kirk doesn't have the force!
8. Wookie or Ewok? Wookie...(bigger penis')
9. Would you date Boba Fett? Yes, but I want him to wear the helmet during sex....lol
10. Do you own all of the avalible movies on VHS or DVD? Sadly no, poor college student.
Can you tell I want to go see this damn movie? HAHA YES! GO SEE IT ALREADY SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT!
I thought her replies were funny so I sent a reply the next day.
>> *clears throat and assumes a Yoda-esque tone*
Patience! All your life, looking ahead. Never on where you are! What you are doing! *whaps you with small stick*
Wookie penis...feh! Small lightsabers...feh! A jedi princess craves not these things. A powerful ally the Force is.. The Force will never stand you up. The Force will never need batteries. Better than a lesbian even, the Force is!
However, the Force does appreciate your opinions on Kirk, Anakin, Alec and Jar Jar. Wise in the ways you are.
You know, it gets highly addictive to speak like Yoda for any length of time....
I should try that on my students "At letter C make music we shall"
Here's her reply:
>> Replies in Yoda - esque tone:
But Jedi Master, embrace all of life, you should. Beauty in lightsaber and wookie sized penis ingnored should not!
The dark side filled with sexual frustration and insecurity.
Reach out with your lightsaber... use the force for good, for pleasure, for something.....orgasmic, my friend!
LOL >>
In my experience, I've always dealt with women who veiled sex in innuendo and subterfuge. This feels pretty blunt and blantant.
Should warning bells be going off here or should I dive in with much happiness?