Maximus Rex
Banned
First a little background, I was on a another message forum and I posted Leykis 101. You can imagined the response I got from the ladies. Anyway, I was trying to find the forum to so you guys could see the whole conversation between myself and this chick. The site is wack and I couldn't find it. I do have some corresponding IM's and I decided to post them for your comments and analysis. To the newbies, if your ever thought that being a "challenge," to a chick was all bull$hit, well here's proof positive it isn't.
I also need to add that the chick I'm corresponding with doesn't know what I look like. Her only preceptions of me are my posts on this message board. Enjoy
priddyihnpinc: Yes I am an ish talker. But I can also stand behind my words. *smile* I'm glad that you do have more sense than to stick to only $40 in NYC. I guess that makes you an ish talker too... LOL. $40... There is no where in hell that you can get by on just that.
I think you NEED to be whipped into shape. Leykis has got your mind all screwed up. You think that what you're doing is going to make a woman hooked on you, but what you're only getting are weak women. These rules are good only if you don't mind playing the fields for a little while longer, but if you ever desire to settle down, this ain't gonna work. (Excuse my ebonics).
You asked if you have piqued my interest... you seem like a darn good challenge. I love a challenge. They make life worth living. *smile* The only problem with challenges is that if there's nothing else that is desirable about them they get let go as soon as the challenge has been met.
----- Original note -----
Date: Apr.29.2005 10:34
From: rex_sez
To: priddyihnpinc
Subject: Re: $40 DATES
Though a challenge, $40 dates are doable in NYC. The $40 date thing isn't one of the rules I strictly ahere by, but most of them are in and around that price range. Like Leykis says, eat before you go. Alot of women are self-conscious about eating in fornt of men and don't want to give off the apperance of gorging themselves.
"Whip me into shape,?" Pray tell, what does "whipping me into shape entail?" Though I'm not a masochist, I find the thought of you "whipping me into shape," strangely alluring and seductive. What kind of whip will you use, a bullwhip or a cat-o-nine-tails. (I think a cat-o-nine tails would look sexier in your hand.) I also get the impression that your a $hit-talker. You would love nothing more than boss me around using a firm, yet seductive voice.
Anyway, think back to when you bought your car. You had in mind what kind of car you wanted. You thought about the color, make, model, the gas mileage, and you probably even considered if you would look cute in the car. The following is analogus to this: If you have an ideal of what you want your future mate to look like and you use that criteria as a guideline, that's not being superifcial, it's facilitating your pontetial for happiness. Nobody wants to be with somebody they find unattractive.
Why do you want to see a picture of me? Have I peekd your curiousity? Then again, I would want to see the face behind the pithy and profound comments placed on the forum too. I'll try and get it out this week. Have a nice weekend.
Omipotens Maximus Rex
----- Original note -----
Date: Apr.27.2005 00:44
From: priddyihnpinc
To: rex_sez
Subject:
"8) I Have To Take This Call. Your out on a date and the person is paying more attention to the phone than you. If I'm buying a chick a meal and a movie. I expect her full attention. I'll inform her to turn her phone off. If doesn't and takes another call, I'm out and she's stuck with the bill. Rex don't play that $hit, neither should you."
LOL... this is bullcrap. Just explain to me how would you be able to take a lady on a dinner and a movie date on just $40. Maybe in Alabama, but not in NYC. Dinner alone would be at LEAST $60 at a cheap restaurant. Movies are another $20. Unless you meant $40 per person.
You want me to hop on 95? Send me a picture of yourself. I'm very shallow. If you meet my standards I will WHIP you into shape.
I also need to add that the chick I'm corresponding with doesn't know what I look like. Her only preceptions of me are my posts on this message board. Enjoy
priddyihnpinc: Yes I am an ish talker. But I can also stand behind my words. *smile* I'm glad that you do have more sense than to stick to only $40 in NYC. I guess that makes you an ish talker too... LOL. $40... There is no where in hell that you can get by on just that.
I think you NEED to be whipped into shape. Leykis has got your mind all screwed up. You think that what you're doing is going to make a woman hooked on you, but what you're only getting are weak women. These rules are good only if you don't mind playing the fields for a little while longer, but if you ever desire to settle down, this ain't gonna work. (Excuse my ebonics).
You asked if you have piqued my interest... you seem like a darn good challenge. I love a challenge. They make life worth living. *smile* The only problem with challenges is that if there's nothing else that is desirable about them they get let go as soon as the challenge has been met.
----- Original note -----
Date: Apr.29.2005 10:34
From: rex_sez
To: priddyihnpinc
Subject: Re: $40 DATES
Though a challenge, $40 dates are doable in NYC. The $40 date thing isn't one of the rules I strictly ahere by, but most of them are in and around that price range. Like Leykis says, eat before you go. Alot of women are self-conscious about eating in fornt of men and don't want to give off the apperance of gorging themselves.
"Whip me into shape,?" Pray tell, what does "whipping me into shape entail?" Though I'm not a masochist, I find the thought of you "whipping me into shape," strangely alluring and seductive. What kind of whip will you use, a bullwhip or a cat-o-nine-tails. (I think a cat-o-nine tails would look sexier in your hand.) I also get the impression that your a $hit-talker. You would love nothing more than boss me around using a firm, yet seductive voice.
Anyway, think back to when you bought your car. You had in mind what kind of car you wanted. You thought about the color, make, model, the gas mileage, and you probably even considered if you would look cute in the car. The following is analogus to this: If you have an ideal of what you want your future mate to look like and you use that criteria as a guideline, that's not being superifcial, it's facilitating your pontetial for happiness. Nobody wants to be with somebody they find unattractive.
Why do you want to see a picture of me? Have I peekd your curiousity? Then again, I would want to see the face behind the pithy and profound comments placed on the forum too. I'll try and get it out this week. Have a nice weekend.
Omipotens Maximus Rex
----- Original note -----
Date: Apr.27.2005 00:44
From: priddyihnpinc
To: rex_sez
Subject:
"8) I Have To Take This Call. Your out on a date and the person is paying more attention to the phone than you. If I'm buying a chick a meal and a movie. I expect her full attention. I'll inform her to turn her phone off. If doesn't and takes another call, I'm out and she's stuck with the bill. Rex don't play that $hit, neither should you."
LOL... this is bullcrap. Just explain to me how would you be able to take a lady on a dinner and a movie date on just $40. Maybe in Alabama, but not in NYC. Dinner alone would be at LEAST $60 at a cheap restaurant. Movies are another $20. Unless you meant $40 per person.
You want me to hop on 95? Send me a picture of yourself. I'm very shallow. If you meet my standards I will WHIP you into shape.