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AverageFC
04-01-2005, 01:31 AM
Does this sh1t happen to anyone else? :(


Every now and then, I get the joy of having a stalker. It would be totally cool, except these stalkers ALWAYS are hideous beyond belief. It's not fair.

This is my most recent one:

So beginning of the semester my college finally gets on TheFacebook. Well I'm not a complete d1ck so if anyone wants to be my friend on a damn website I'm not going to reject them, so this ugly girl wanted to be my friend so I clicked confirm and thought yeah ok whatever. I noticed she was involved in the same political group on campus that I am, but looking at her picture I couldnt recall ever seeing her at any meetings. I attend a small college, so I figured I'd recognize her.

Next thing I know she sends me some emails asking stupid questions for 'help' on some things. Again, I'm not a complete d1ck so I sent back short, 1 line replies, ending the issue.

Now my screenname is something I don't go around advertising like some people. If I know you personally, and I want you to know my screenname, I'll give you it. Otherwise, if I don't know you personally, you don't get it. Sure I give out my screenname to people online all the time, but people I don't know in real life don't need to be spying on me.

At any rate, I noticed this girl had viewed my info because her screenname has her name in it, which I thought was strange because I never gave her my sn.

So I'm at my political group's meeting tonight, and I realized who she was. Not only is she ugly, but her picture makes her look good. I mean she is completely hideous. Overweight, ugly face, etc.

It's bull sh1t. Why can't some sexy nymphomaniac babe stalk me for once? Why do I get all the nastyass hos? Anyone else have this crap?

LuvMyArmyMan
04-01-2005, 02:12 AM
Because you're one hunk of fine-@ss meat!

when will you realize that with good looks, comes bad stuff. Ugly people thinking you're hot. Its just what happens. Ignore her. or, even take her off your buddy list and block her

Joe The Homophobe
04-01-2005, 02:14 AM
this is an obvious confidence bomb. Hopefully it didn't hit you bad averagefc

AverageFC
04-01-2005, 02:57 AM
Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
Because you're one hunk of fine-@ss meat!

when will you realize that with good looks, comes bad stuff. Ugly people thinking you're hot. Its just what happens. Ignore her. or, even take her off your buddy list and block her


haha yes being goodlooking is a challenge. And I was debating blocking her SN actually. I definitely am ignoring her.

However, I just dont get why hot people can't think your hot too heh.

this is an obvious confidence bomb. Hopefully it didn't hit you bad averagefc

It is man. We like attractive people thinking we're attractive too; not ugly people thinking we're attractive. I gotta be all careful around this girl now so she doesnt get any ideas. Dammit.

CrotchSniffer
04-01-2005, 03:02 AM
I think you should lower your standards and hit that nasty ass.

spider_007
04-01-2005, 07:46 AM
^^^^^^^ better yat Sniff her Croch:D

Climax
04-01-2005, 08:48 AM
AverageFC: I also had the same prob as you... but ignoring her is bad... All you need to do is make it clear to her that she is in your "friend zone" and thats where she is going to stay.

Ugly chicks have hot friends.

Other (goodlooking) girls will see it as a turnoff if you ONLY spk tot chicks because of their looks.

You dont need to completelly ignore them (the ugly stalkers), just give 1 word answers etc... remember, they are just human, they didnt CHOOSE to be ugly, and its not their fault that they are attracted to us, so have some sympathy for them.


laterz..

Bonhomme
04-01-2005, 08:53 AM
Agreed with ~QT$~. Just make it clear to her you want to be her friend only.

As long as she gets the message, and doesn't become a real stalker, no problemo.

ryanvalmont
04-01-2005, 01:42 PM
Ugly stalkers?,try having a damm disabled girl who's nearly a midget and has her head slightly to the side and hre mouth is sideways.....

THEN come and tell me....i wish i had an ugly stalker who is ****able after a few drinks,but a disabled girl....

hotcheeitos
04-01-2005, 01:47 PM
Dude how ugly is she ha ha? Is she really that bad? Tell me more about her:eek:

jprjrjr
04-01-2005, 02:28 PM
Just asking a few questions concerning school work doesn't make her a stalker. I think you're blowing this out of proportion to make yourself look cool.

If she's really that bad, then let her know you don't wish to communicate with her. But from what you've said so far, she doesn't seem to be stalking you.

AverageFC
04-02-2005, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by jprjrjr
Just asking a few questions concerning school work doesn't make her a stalker. I think you're blowing this out of proportion to make yourself look cool.

If she's really that bad, then let her know you don't wish to communicate with her. But from what you've said so far, she doesn't seem to be stalking you.


If someone is messaging you online, and you didnt give them your online name, that is stalking.

Climax
04-02-2005, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by AverageFC
If someone is messaging you online, and you didnt give them your online name, that is stalking.
Not really... Its wanting to get to know you and they just got ur online address from a friend or something... EVERYONE does it these days. Stop over-reacting! When u have her leaving things in your mailbox, phoning you every day, sending you love poems, etc, THEN you can say that she is stalking you. :rolleyes:


Laterz...

AverageFC
04-02-2005, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by ~QT$~
Not really... Its wanting to get to know you and they just got ur online address from a friend or something... EVERYONE does it these days. Stop over-reacting! When u have her leaving things in your mailbox, phoning you every day, sending you love poems, etc, THEN you can say that she is stalking you. :rolleyes:


Laterz...

I tell my friends not to give out my sn man. I still consider it stalking.

Climax
04-02-2005, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by AverageFC
I tell my friends not to give out my sn man. I still consider it stalking.
Well if its THAT a big of a deal to you that you take it as stalking, and if you really dont like/want it, then just tell her in a nice way that you are not interested in talking to her. She should respect you and stop messaging you, if she doesnt, then just put her on ignore, problem solved.;) Just try be polite about it.


Laterz...

PRMoon
04-02-2005, 03:18 PM
Just give it some time, she'll go away soon enough. Hell I have trouble keeping my actual friends around, I can't even count the number of times I've gotten rid of people I don't like.

I had a girl who, lets just say wasn't exactly my type, hitting on me at a bar I use to fequent. I was pretty drunk the first time I met her so I had a pretty deep convo with her ( I pick everyones mind when i'm drunk). The next few times i saw her i just acted like a jerk. I remember at one point she asked for my number and I completely blew her off. She stopped talking to me shortly after that.

Stalkers are usually desperate people or people that have something mentally wrong with them. So an ugly girl (some of them not all) stalking you is lookin for friend/relationships etc etc because they don't socilize that well.

I wouldn't think having a pretty stalker would be all that much better though. Like I said something has to be kinda wrong for her to stalk you. I mean my friend had a HOT girl stalking him once. I'm talking fatal attraction stalking type! She ended up putting a cynder block through the windsheild of his jeep. Having a stalker all in all is a bad scenerio.

AverageFC
04-02-2005, 07:08 PM
that cinder block thing is nuts!

Devil_In_Disguise
04-02-2005, 08:21 PM
I have a theory:

I think this a reverse of the 'nice guy' thing. You're probably not 'nice' to her because you want her to leave you alone - by doing this you're making yourself a challenge and making her more interested!

Centaurion
04-02-2005, 08:39 PM
talk to her, but make sure that she knows (and the rest of your college) that you only 'like' her as your friend. I promise you, this will earn you major kudos with the hot chicks. Personally tested and approved.

Climax
04-02-2005, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Devil_In_Disguise
I have a theory:

I think this a reverse of the 'nice guy' thing. You're probably not 'nice' to her because you want her to leave you alone - by doing this you're making yourself a challenge and making her more interested!

That wont work man... I have tried it before... just got her crying to me and telling me that i am a heartless b*stard that ed her on, when i told her that i didnt like her as anything more than a friend... So i wouldnt do that;)...

Centaurion said:

talk to her, but make sure that she knows (and the rest of your college) that you only 'like' her as your friend. I promise you, this will earn you major kudos with the hot chicks. Personally tested and approved.
Agreed, and also personally tested and approved.;)


Laterz...

AverageFC
04-02-2005, 09:42 PM
That wont work man... I have tried it before... just got her crying to me and telling me that i am a heartless b*stard that ed her on, when i told her that i didnt like her as anything more than a friend... So i wouldnt do that

Oh no. I completely disagree with you.

If you're nice to girls who you dont like, but they are interested in you, they think you like them too.

If you're an "a$$hole" to girls who you don't like and they like you, they think youre flirting with them.

At one point I had an unattractive girl trying to get on my jock, and I called her a b1tch and told her to f*ck off, and she still wouldnt leave me alone

ketostix
04-03-2005, 12:40 AM
Best way to get rid of any woman is to complain about how bad all women are and that you can't find any interesting girls that like you lol..Only problem is you don't want to do this with someone that can talk to any other girls that know you.

Wyldfire
04-03-2005, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by AverageFC
I tell my friends not to give out my sn man. I still consider it stalking.

That's not stalking. Stalking is when some twisted pathetic f*cktard calls you on the phone and tells you where you went all day, what you're wearing, what your toddler child is doing and what you're watching on TV right at that moment and then tells you they're going to come over and do whatever they want to you and if you don't cooperate they are going to cut your baby up into little pieces. THAT is a stalker...and they are NOT something you want to have regardless of what they look like. I almost blew my friend's head off with a 300 Savage when he rushed over after I called him and told him about that phone call. I was so f*cking scared I left the STATE and didn't forward my mail or anything.

SELF-MASTERY
04-03-2005, 01:08 AM
had a stalker 4 yrs ago. she slashedmy tires and shattered the windows of my car, and called me 10 times a day and lae at night.

I got her to quit by threatening violence. i GRABED her shook her put her against the wall and warned her never to comeback or.........thug life............

SELF-MASTERY
04-03-2005, 01:11 AM
you could call the police if it gets serious. Threatening ho' like i did is simple assault, hell grabing her (didnt hurt her) is battery. The law will not pity u unless you build up a file.