the b!tch test is one that, in my experience, is a part of virtually every girls arsenal. Sometimes, when im trying to get with / pu a girl, at some point during the time im with her she will say something outright b!tch. no real need to say it, no provocation, just random nastyness. many of you have undoubtedly noticed this as well.

par example, working my magic at a party last summer. this girl i had known for about 2 hours (hb8) was setting up a tent. i was going to help her and her friend (hb7) set it up, since i would likely be sleeping in it later . her friend made some nasty comment about one of the guys at the party, and the hb8 said "kinda like that idiot over there" pointing straight at me. there was no reason at all for this, not 5 minutes ago i had her laughing her ass off. and i knew she liked me.

so if she likes me so much, why would she say something like that? suddenly i was dumbfounded. my confidence was shaken.

which is of course when i realised that it was exactly the desired effect.

so I just gave her a big smile and said "do you want me to help you with that?"

and that was it. b!tch test passed with flying colours.

why? the purpose of this test is like many other subconcious tests that women give. it is designed to weed out the needy, clingy, oh-no-she-insulted-me-my-heart-is-breaking kind of guys. and it almost worked. luckily i had my wits about me, and was able to deliver the correct response.

my response showed that A) I don't care what she thinks of / says to me and B) I have confidence enough in my own sexiness to realize that she wasn't serious.

unfortunately, theres a major problem with this test. if you fail it, your screwed. theres no going back. she knows how to push your buttons, and the attraction is DEAD.

so remember, when your girl suddenly goes ape on you for no reason, just play it cool and relax.

btw i DID sleep in her tent that night

love deb

Dude, you are on to something here, but keep in mind, girls have serious mood swings.(guys do to, but girls especially) I was trying to get with this one girl a while back, and she will be really nice to me sometimes, and other times make nasty comments. I have responded , or I should say that I responded(this was in the past) with either humorous coments tht slightly dissed her, or just as you repsonded.

LMAO
This is called sh!t tests and has been around for years...Congrats on finding out about it though....did you here the Bill Clinton had an affair when you were stuck in the 90's?

lmao

sorry micfiend, but i never really READ the bible....
i got all my skills from yours truly............















...bill clinton had an affair???

ps i like mine name for it better then yours