I got her voicemail... which she is probably in class right now.
Anyways i left the message:

"Hey :her name:, this is :Tyler:, i was just calling to talk to you for a bit so you better call me back or the next time i see you im going to tickle you so hard that you pee your pants. I get off of school around 9:30pm so call between 9:30pm and midnight. Bye" That's not word for word but you get the picture.

I believe she wants the "d1ck" since she called me this past weekend and i kinda was a jerk so she hung up on me. I acted like i didnt care too much on the phone and told her it didnt matter that she called me so she hung up on me. Last time we talked before that was Dec. 26, 2004. I really dont care that i made a stupid move like that but i'd really just like for us to be FB's on the weekend. Party, have fun, and have sex.

I know basically what im going to say when she calls me back but was this a good voicemail to leave? Positive advice wanted thanks.

If it's truly a "FB" relationship, just invite her up. Make up some lame excuse. She'll get the idea.

invite.....

Hey,

I also called my old FB today and told her to 'slip' over later tonight, if she wanted to.
Her reply---"Ok."

So, just call her up and invite her over to 'chill out' and talk.

BTW, she will get over how you acted or what you said in the past.

cave dweller

Whats the point of telling her she dont matter? If a girl hangs up, its bad. SHe will get angry and she wont think u are confident, she will think u are plain and simple RUDE AND EGOTISTICAL.
You want to have sex with her? I suggest you touchen up a few things you say to her. Carry on being a jerk but not a rude jerk. their is a difference. Why you saying she better call you back? Its a great oppurtunity to laugh and NOT call you back. December 26? Check the date today, if she hasnt contacted you since then, FIND SOMEONE ELSE.

FB's seek 2 things:

a) Good sex - its obvious
b) Aproval - they will tell you how great you are in bed, and what they really want to hear from you is that you like them. (not love, just like them), making them feel valuable.

So if u want to make a FB happy and have a lot of them around, just "do them", and after sex just tell them something that makes them feel good, a small compliment. In the meanwhile, between dates you can act indiferent.