After running the same stack into the ground, I thought I would try to come up with my own routines. Here is a list that I think is important when creating routines.

1. Lets them know something about you, without bragging.
2. Must have be something significant.
3. Have some humor.

Then I took something that happened to me in the last week and went with it.

"I need you opinion on something really important." "Okay if you knew a secret about your friend’s boyfriend would you tell your friend?" I have this friend and he is madly in love with his girl friend, they’ve been dating for like 3 years now he's crazy about her. I hardly ever get to see him anymore, and they even have those cute couples’s names for each other, like honey bunny something. Anyways I was at the mall and I saw her in one of the stores buying him a present, and this guy comes up behind her and hugs her and starts kissing her neck. I am sure it was her because she looked over and saw me looking at them and pushed the guy away. Should I tell him, or leave it alone?"

Its really a basic story, I have others that I made with more humor in them. Is this the right track?

Seems a gd one to get a convo going. It makes you look like a class guy as well, as you CARE about your mates feelings. You can continue it with your views on cheating. I'd then follow up saying something like,

"I have been with some stunning girls, and the thought of cheating never crossed my mind, but if she cheated on me, i'd drop her like a bad habit".

Here you are saying you get the hbs, you are loyal BUT you don't take sh1t of no b1tch. they love that attitude.