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david90
12-07-2004, 08:04 PM
seriously, what do you do if ur hugging a 10 and your **** goes up?:eek:

Kidd
12-07-2004, 08:06 PM
She will like it :O

SamePendo
12-07-2004, 08:41 PM
I suppose the question rather should be SHOULD I hide a boner?

Eternal
12-07-2004, 08:43 PM
Umm...Moved to Anything Else?

Vincent
12-07-2004, 08:47 PM
If I'm hugging a 10 I'll realize I died and went to heaven.

Eternal
12-07-2004, 08:50 PM
It would also help if you realize there is NO 10.

souporman
12-07-2004, 09:00 PM
Well theres one way i prefer to do it.. but you're going to have to go with a 1 handed hug... you gotta have 1 hand in a pocket and hold your glory to the side.

Vincent
12-07-2004, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by souporman
Well theres one way i prefer to do it.. but you're going to have to go with a 1 handed hug... you gotta have 1 hand in a pocket and hold your glory to the side. Cause that's not obvious :rolleyes:

I think the best way is to just ignore it. Guys get boners, we can't control it.

StepItUpAnotch
12-07-2004, 09:22 PM
If your hugging a 10 and you get a boner... rub it on her lol and tell her to turn around so you can stick it up her a** :D :D

Derek Flint
12-07-2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by SamePendo
I suppose the question rather should be SHOULD I hide a boner?

Yep.
To quote Ross Jeffries: "I make no excuses to hide my desires as a Man"

So Many Ways
12-07-2004, 09:27 PM
I would start removing clothing.

Vincent
12-07-2004, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by StepItUpAnotch
If your hugging a 10 and you get a boner... rub it on her lol and tell her to turn around so you can stick it up her a** :D :D *gets out pad and pen*

This might come in handy later.

diplomatic_lie
12-07-2004, 10:25 PM
When I was about 12 or something, I kissed a girl for the first time and got a boner. So she looks down and starts giggling, and I told her that I was growing a 3rd leg cuz I was an alien.

I don't think she ever brought it, because next day all the girls started calling me alien weeny (thats what we called our d*cks back then)

Eternal
12-07-2004, 10:27 PM
I'm surprised this hasn't been said...

You hide a boner inside the girl you like.

Vincent
12-07-2004, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by diplomatic_lie
When I was about 12 or something, I kissed a girl for the first time and got a boner. So she looks down and starts giggling, and I told her that I was growing a 3rd leg cuz I was an alien.

I don't think she ever brought it, because next day all the girls started calling me alien weeny (thats what we called our d*cks back then) Did you find 10 dollars then?

DrMetallica
12-07-2004, 10:33 PM
why hide it? I'll just look down when she notices it and say "well...damn.... there it goes again"

tWeaK
12-08-2004, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by Eternal
I'm surprised this hasn't been said...

You hide a boner inside the girl you like.
i think this one works the best out lf all of them so far, it makes sense does it not?

LuvMyArmyMan
12-08-2004, 05:03 AM
Originally posted by Eternal
It would also help if you realize there is NO 10.

Well Eternal, it all depends on your perception. A 10 to one guy might be a 7 or an 8 to another. And i know that in my life, i've only known one 10 and i'm with him right now. Its all a mind matter.

MsThang
12-08-2004, 07:03 AM
Tie it to your leg.

diplomatic_lie
12-08-2004, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by MsThang
Tie it to your leg.
You know, this is how we castrate sheep in Australia.

TyTe`EyEs
12-08-2004, 07:48 AM
Tell her that you two are not alone. ;)

StepItUpAnotch
12-08-2004, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by diplomatic_lie
You know, this is how we castrate sheep in Australia. Use alot of tape!:D :p

Giovanni Casanova
12-08-2004, 09:24 AM
Dude, what you do to sheep when you're trying to hide your boner is none of our business.

Desdinova
12-08-2004, 02:04 PM
Cut your d1ck off

Player_Supreme
12-08-2004, 10:00 PM
Is this post for real????

No further comment....

Ice Cold
12-08-2004, 11:05 PM
Wear it proudly!

jiza101
12-09-2004, 05:19 AM
Dah, its obvious, its called the "tuck" you grab it and put it up and tuck it inside your pants up the top. where the belt goes around stick it so its verticle and the waist holds it there :).