Her name is Michelle (' " shoulder length brown hair. lovely bluish green eyes), and she works at one of those places that sells all that you need to get in touch with your aura, and the aura of those you care about. While inside her
store (Ooh, that sounds sooooo naughty!) I overheard her talking to a couple
about a book on creating OBEs (Out-of-Body-Experiences) and she seemed very well
versed on the subject. I took this time to ask myself, "What question can I ask
her that will reveal to me her trance words?" Then, when the couple left, I
approached her and said. "Hello. I take it you work here, right?" She smiled and
said, "Yep. Is there something I can help you with?" I said, "I couldn't help
over hearing you talking about OBEs, and I must admit, I'm intrigued! What can
you tell me about it?"
(Instead of boring you with odd terms, let me simplify what she shared that I
was listening for) "Blah, blah, Total relaxation, blah, blah, blah, Experiencing
the energy flow up, blah, blah, Releasing, blah, blah, blah, Spreading out
beyond yourself, blah."
I said. "Wow, that must feel nice. Do you EXPERIENCE that often?" She said, "I
only do it anymore when I want to let go of the extra tar-like negative stress
energy I collected some days. Otherwise I get just as much fulfillment from the
soft centerness of my usual meditation time each day." I said, "So, it's a
FULFILLING way to just LET GO. and EXPERIENCE that SOFT CENTERNESS... that
feeling of TOTAL RELAXATION... " the point where you're SPREADING OUT. And not
just out beyond the moment, but out BEYOND YOURSELF." She said, "Exactly! You
grasp the concept very well, you should buy the book!" The truth is. I wasn't
interested in buying the book just yet, so I made a suggestion. I asked, "Do you
own the book?" She said, "Yes! That one and three other ones." I said. "Then
I'll make you a deal. If you'll let me borrow your copy. I'll analyze your
handwriting, free of charge, revealing things about you even your best friend
doesn't know. Plus, it'll let me know if you're just another pretty face, or if
there's something more there that I'd like to get to know better."
She agreed, so I did her handwriting. She turned out to be resistant to
authority, strong sense of humor, Spontaneous, low self esteem, and sexually
creative. SHE WAS BLOWN AWAY!
She asked, "That's really cool! Teach me how to do that!"
I took out one of my business cards and said, "Write your number on the back of
my card, and when we get together in the next couple of days, I'll share
something with you-that will be just as amazing. I know I was sure amazed when I
found out about it!"
She wrote down her name and number, then looked over my card and asked, "Ooh, do
you have another card, that I can keep?" (My card has my name, with ""
between the first and last name. Just below my name it reads: Hypnotist *
Sensual Writer. Then below that is my personal quote, "Amazing Experiences, One
Adventure at a Time" And at the bottom is my e-mail address (Since I'm so
mobile, I chose to leave out a phone number) I gave her one of my cards, and she
asked, "What kind of sensual writing do you do?" I replied, "The kind that would
make a blind man understand what the color blue was like." She said, "Nice! So,
tell me, how do you show a blind man the color blue?" I said, "No, not right
now. But, I promise to e-mail you a little something, provided you have an email
address." She said, "The Goddess must like you, because I just got an email
account last week." She then wrote her e-mail address on the same card with
her number. Then we she asked about hypnosis. I told her, "It's nothing like the
'dance like a chicken then sing like an opera singer' kind of thing you're used
to seeing. Because while hypnosis CAN cause you to do things you might not have
normally done otherwise, the difference is, YOU make them happen. 'It's a
process, an awakening that you cause to... *** FROM DEEP INSIDE. It's like an
energy, a ball of fulfilling energy, that you recognize during your best moments
of meditation. An energy that you can feel... right... in... here (Then I poked
lightly in her solar plexus) She said, "Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
That energy that frees up your mind, opening a door for the things you want to
let in." I said, "Exactly! Once you acknowledge it, and you OPEN THE DOOR to
this NUDE ERECTION you want to take hold of. you can ALLOW THIS (s.p.) TO GO
INSIDE YOU. And the more you ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN, the more certain you become
that THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT (s.p.) so you JUST GO FOR IT. She said, "Ooh, I can
almost feel that energy now." I touched her wrist with my finger and said, "Now
imagine how good this can feel when you allow the power of that energy to
increase ( drew my finger up from her wrist, and ran it up her arm) She pulled
away slightly, then rubbed her arm, where I had traced, and said, "Yeah, I can
imagine." I sensed her insecurities were kicking in, thoughts inside her head
that she shouldn't let herself feel this way because she'll be disappointed
again. So I said to her, "But the true magic of this. is when you start to HEAR
THIS VOICE inside your mind. Because when you can LISTEN INTENTLY to what's
being said, you realize that this voice inside your mind is your safeguard,
protecting you from harm. It's your own personal way of knowing that THIS IS
WHAT YOU WANT (s.p.), THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE(s.p.), SO GO FOR IT. Now, with
me, that's all that's required to recognize an excellent opportunity." She
asked, "What books can I read to learn more about this? Because I've always had
a belief about voices in our minds." I said, "Hypnosis is a powerful tool, so
merely reading books will not do your abilities justice. If for no other reason,
you simply can't ask a book a question and get a reply. The best way to learn
Hypnosis, is by sitting down and talking with a Hypnotist." She laughed and
asked, "Hmm, I just might do that sometime." I said that it was great talking
with her, but that I really needed to get going. I bought the item I was there
for, then said I'd e-mail her later that night. Instead what I did, about that
same night, I called her and said, "I just felt this energy flow up through my
body, and I suddenly had the urge to call you." She laughed and said, "Be nice.
OBE's will be kind to you, once you show them respect. No negative energy, bad
karma, or the like."
I said, "So, what are you wearing?" She laughed and asked, "What did you just
ask me?" I feined confusion and replied, "Huh? I said, 'So, what about
swearing?' Why what did you think I said?" She said, "Oh. That is so NOT what I
thought you just asked me. I thought you just asked me what was I wearing? But,
no, no swearing either." I laughed and said, "Hmm, a bit forward of you,
Michelle, but I'll let it slide."
(BTW, I don't normally call a babe the same day I get their number, unless they
request it. BUT, according to Michelle's handwriting, she has low self esteem.
And her "pull back" when I ran the energy level up her arm, made me realize that
the sooner I get her in state again, the better! So I called her that night.)
I wanted to gather some more of her words, so I talked about meditation. I asked
her, "What skill or skills have you learned as a result of your meditation? What

I mean is, beyond the relaxation, and the peace that comes from meditating, one
of the skills I've realized is a deeper, more vivid way to visualize things in
my mind. So what is it that you notice improvements on?" She thought a moment
then said. "I don't know if it's from my meditations, or what. but I have
noticed that I can narrow my focus to one area and not be distracted very
easily. Like when I'm at a movie and people behind me are talking, I can get
myself to focus so much on the movie that I can't hear anything else but the
movie." OOH. I CAN USE THAT IN A PATTERN!!!! Then I asked her. "Does that have a
different feeling, when you're focused like that versus when you're not?" She
replied. "It doesn't really feel any different, no, but it certainly sounds
different. Well. NO sound, really Is what I mean. You know how when you finish
doing something, then your focus is somewhere else you realize there are certain
sounds that you didn't notice a moment ago? That's what it's like when I'm that
focused, no other sounds except the ones in the movie or whatever I'm focused
on."
JACKPOT!!!!! She practically CREATED the pattern for me!!!!
So I said, "Yeah, I think that's amazing, and very useful, especially at a noisy
theatre. Because no matter what other sounds are going on around you, you JUST
STOP, and FOCUS ON THIS VOICE, this image, that you want to hear and see. And
I'm sure that's a very helpful skill for you, since you dealing directly with
customers at your job."
She interrupted and said, "Oh, yeah it really does make the customers happy,
because I'm not easily distracted when I use my focus. I can help them better,
because I listen to them without being distracted."
I said, "And I'm sure the customers appreciate it. Because when you NOTICE YOUR
NEEDS are being fulfilled, with me, it's a more pleasurable experience. Nothing
shows more respect and generosity, than being able to USE YOUR FOCUS and
providing what I'm here for. There's a difference between being able to LISTEN
TO ME, and being able to FOCUS EXCLUSIVELY ON ME. And I don't know if this has
ever happened to you or not, but when I'm giving someone my full attention,
later on, as I recall the conversation, I start to GET VISUAL IMAGES about
certain words they used. Like the word 'sand' might make you PICTURE A TROPICAL
BEACH. And beyond just being able to SEE IT CLEARLY, you can also HEAR THE
SOUNDS that you imagine being there. Like the sound of the ocean... mmm... very
nice. And the many other sounds that you imagine hearing in this moment. And the
more you focus on these sounds, the more you start to FEEL EXCITED about the
experience. And the more excited you get, the more you say to yourself that you
know YOU WANT THIS."
She laughed and said, "Wow, it's funny, but I felt like I was at the beach as
you were talking about it. I was hearing the sounds and everything! So, yeah, I
guess I do feel the same way."
Then I said, "Excellent! By the way, since I have your full attention, let me
share a poem I wrote. I was going to e-mail it to you, but I might as well read
it now."
Then I read her my "Lover's Dance" poem.
She said, "Very romantic, I liked the part with the clouds and looking at the
kingdom. You're very good."
I said, "Modesty prevents me from disagreeing with you."


She laughed and said, "Read me another poem."
I said, "Tell you what, I'll make you a deal. I have to go in a few minutes, so
I'll e-mail you one of my stories. In return, call me tomorrow and let me know
what you thought of it."
She said it was a deal, and then I began to wind the call down.
That night I sent her my "Warm Fuzzy" story.
The next day, around , she called me from her work and said, "That story was
so incredible! It was erotic, without being too explicit, very sunsual. You
weren't by any chance trying to get me aroused were you?"
I replied, "Absolutely! The ability of having someone awaken the sensual side of
you. in an erotic but not very explicit way, can fill your body with the google
of pleasure."
She laughed and said, "Google? What's that?"
I replied. "Google is confidence. No, it's beyond confidence. Google is the root
that grounds you to that series of desires you have. those thoughts you think
about, and those sounds you listen to. And it takes all of that, then fills your
body with such an energy, that nothing can get through it and harm you."
She said, "Hmm, you'll have to teach me how to find it."
I said, "I have some free time tonight, let's get together over coffee or
something."
She said, "Oh, I can't. I have other plans tonight, sorry."
I said. "No problem, it just would have been nice to see you before I left."
She asked, "You're leaving? Where to?"
I said, "Most likely tomorrow afternoon. I'm going up north for a little while."
She asked, "When will you be back?"
I replied, "Hard to say, it's rarely ever a consistent schedule. Maybe a week,
or even a month, who knows."
She said, "Oh, well, I wish we could have gone out at least once before you
left, I admit I find you fascinating and have a bunch of questions I'd love to
ask you."
I said, "Well, since this will likely be the last time we talk for awhile, let
me share with you another story I wrote. And I want your honest opinion."
She said, "Really, another story? Cool!"
I said, "How busy is it there? Because I want your full attention."
She asked me to hold a moment, then came back on the phone and said that she was
going to go into the back office so she could not be distracted. Once she was

back on the phone again, I read her my "Lover's Dance " story. At once point
through the story, I DEFINITELY heard her breathing increase. (Images of her
locking the office door and grabbing an absorbent rag danced in my head)
By the time I finished, she was pretty much a goner! She said. "That was a
slightly more detailed story, I wasn't prepared for that."
I asked, "Good, now you have a powerful reminder of me when I'm gone."
She said, "Can I call you back, in like a half hour?"
I said sure, and we hung up.
About a half hour later, she called and asked me to have dinner with her. She
said, "I told my friends I'd join them tomorrow night, I can always see them.
But since you were kind enough to share your writings with me, and I really do
what your opinion on some things, I figured, 'what the hell, he's leaving and
all."'
Dinner plans were made, then we hung up.
That night (It was actually more like , so it wasn't quite nighttime yet) we
met at a nice Chinese restaurant that I suggested (I chose this place because
the manager and I hit it off when he found out during my month in China, I
stayed not far from where his parents still live. Now the manager and I are on
first name basis, and I get treated like a celebrity)
I got my usual beverage, iced tea, then ran my "Iced Tea" Pattern on her. She
said that she was a huge believer in the magical properties of tea leaves. By
this time the manager came to my table with his usual gift of "Pot Stickers"
(And they use the REAL stuff in the dipping sauce!)
He and I chatted for a brief moment, then he said goodbye, smiled, and walked
away.

Michelle inquired about my trip to China (The manager had made reference to it)
so I talked about the wild way they drive, how I was told the cigarettes taste
like ****. and how the food is incredible.
She told me about a trip she had taken to Japan, when she was a military brat,
and how the people there are incredibly nice. the food is distinctive. and the
cigarettes tastes like **** there too!
As we ate, I refrained from any patterns, and jut probed her opinion on things.
We talked about certain movies, and she liked "The Matrix" best. She likes cats
over dogs (Which I said was proof of a brilliant mind) She also expressed a
belief that when we die, since we have a spirit, she believed that while it
remains here. it helps guide the living, like a guardian angel. (I used that in
a pattern later)
Once dinner was finished, I asked her to elaborate more on her "guardian spirit"
thought.
She said, "When we die, I believe that our spirit is assigned a living person to
help guide. People call them voices, or your conscious, but I think they are

souls of those who have passed away. If you ever stop to think about it, there
are points in your life when you were about to do something, but something
inside you talked you out of it. It wasn't your rational thinking, because
sometimes it's knowledge you didn't have before, so where did it come from all
of a sudden?"
I said, "That... is... amazing! I never really thought of that possibility, but
it could make sense. You HEAR THIS VOICE inside your mind, and it's telling you
what is truly in your best interest. Like this person (sp) going inside you, and
giving you what YOU NEED. ME, I think that's very exciting. Because what if
you're right, and this person is guiding you? Shouldn't you LISTEN COMPLETELY to
find out were it takes you?
Because it's one thing to go with what you feel in your heart, but it's a much
more powerful result if you go with what you feel... right... in... HERE (Poking
the solar plexus, which now stacked another anchor created the day before)
So as you have certain... thoughts... and ideas... and desires... you know that
when you HEAR THIS VOICE, whatever it says, is what you need to do, no
question."
Michelle said, "Yeah, pretty much. I mean I believe that we are free to make
our. own decisions, but the information we're given should be seriously
considered."
Then I asked, "So if you had a desire to do something, what would this voice say
to you that was your sign that you should act on that desire?"
She said with a smile, "Depends on what I was desiring."
Then I got purposely seductive and said, "So what would your guardian soul say
if you had a desire to join me for a night of adventure, and experience
something that promised to be so magical, you can't get the thought out of your
mind?"
She laughed and said, "No offense, but I don't **** on the first date."
I smiled and said, "Good, because I wasn't suggesting we ****, I was suggesting
we share a moment that transcends physical interlocking, and goes to the very
root of mutual pleasure."
She gave me a grin and said, "Sex, basically, right?"
I said, "I don't have sex on the first date, because my experience has been that
the woman misunderstands and feels that I have committed myself to only her.
While having sex has a certain implied commitment, the truth is, I travel too
much for a relationship that requires a commitment. And unless a woman can
handle my not being around most times, there's no way I'm going to let sex ruin
whatever connection you and I share."
She said. "So you don't want to have sex with me. Is that what you mean?"
I said, "As much as the thought of being intimate with you fills me with a
warmth, the truth is. I can't promise a relationship. And even if we shared one,
my time away would be too much of a strain."
She paid, "I don't think people need to be in a relationship to be lovers."
I said, "Then you're a rare woman, and it's too bad we'll never find out where
this might have led."
Then I changed the subject and talked about where to go, now that we had
finished eating. I suggested taking a drive, watching the sunset and seeing who
could spot the first star of night.
She was up for that, and so we left
We hung out near the pier in Newport Beach, and watched the sun set over the
ocean. Then as the stars came out, I ran a short pattern
Then I simply said to her, "What's your guardian voice telling you right now?"
She reached over without a word, and kissed me.
We kissed for several moments, then she suggested we slow down.
I said, "Oh, absolutely. There's no reason for us both to feel very aroused
right now. And as for my hand on your thigh, don't even enjoy it."
She laughed and kissed me some more.
Then in a whispered breath she said, "I don't know what to do?"
I poke her in the solar plexus and asked, "What is the answer in here?" Within
minutes, we were at her place, buck naked, and she was calling upon the
Goddess.
(One odd note though. She told me that as I was about to ***, to pull out, take
off my rubber, and *** into her mouth. She said it was a "circle of pleasure" or
some ****, where the fluids she released were replaced by mine, and that I was
to go down and suck up her juices, which replaced mine spent fluids with hers.)
()
There it is, that's the story, and now I'm outta here!

...damn I actually read the whole thing...and I've met some freaks like that...lol

swordfish you fvcker!! quit posting long ass stories that arent yours!!

Is there Cliff Notes version of that?

So anyways...

You know swordfish...

Since you're so great with women... why do you need to be here?
I can understand it if you were helping fellow guys out, tipping them and offering advice, but how does a long ass story better suited for a Chick's Erotica Anthology help anybody?

And your locked earlier post about being an ULTIMATE DON JUAN...
You've already deviated from Rule 1:

Never let your ego get too big.


--iMat

I would like another saucy tale from a Chick's Erotica Anthology.

hey crazy kid i notice you closed swordfishes posts, well here is 1 you missed, im guessing you want to close it!

Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
hey crazy kid i notice you closed swordfishes posts, well here is 1 you missed, im guessing you want to close it!

Click to expand...

Thanks. After looking at so much crap, you tend to miss one. Let me know what else I missed.

Like the girl I met a few months ago, this is getting Closed.

Edit: Nevermind, I got them all except the S&F one.