Slickster
04-05-2004, 08:21 PM
Here's a funny story from last weekend.
A female friend of mine invited me over for a birthday party she was hosting for her boyfriend. I know the guy a little bit but just as an acquantance. I wasn't sure if I wanted to go as I knew it would be a younger crowd (early 20's) and I'm now 30. However I did know a few people who'd be there so I went anyway. Turns out that her bf is a rugby player and 90% of the guys there were rugby players too.
First thing I notice is holy fawk these guys are f*cking huge! Now I'm not a bone rack or anything, I'm tall and actually quite athletic but seriously there was one guy there whose biceps were probably double the size of mine. In the back of my mind I was thinking this could get ugly if any fights broke out.
Next thing I immediately notice is the high caliber of chicks in the place. No sh!t there were HB 9's and 10's everywhere. I don't even think I saw a chick who was less than an 8. I could tell they were all quite young but I didn't mind. :) Besides I have a gf at the moment and just looking was fun too. No surprise how all these hot chicks flock to these musclebound guys right? This is the Alpha male thing going on I'm thinking.
So I see one guy I know and go over and start talking. I was there for about an hour and the more we looked around the more we were amazed at how hot all these young chicks were. My buddy wanted to make a few moves but was too intimidated by all the huge dudes walking around. Who knows you might start chatting up some guy's gf and get a face full of fist. To be honest we were getting zero attention from any of the women anyway. It would be a tough for any guy who didn't look like Superman at this party.
Anyways a while later I hear my friend (the chick who invited me) trying to get someone to help her with a birthday gag she had planned to embarrass her boyfriend. It involved making a little speech in front of everyone and then organizing a little game for everyone to play. I actually heard one guy say when asked to make the speech "Are you f*cking nuts? No way!" Well, no one would do it so I volunteered. I've done a fair bit of public speaking and I know how to make people laugh too so no worries.
The gag went over really well and everyone had a hoot. Shortly after I went to the kitchen to grab another beer and found myself confronted by HB9. We start chatting and not long after that, another HB joins us. Then another! No sh!t I've got three hotties eating out of the palm of my hand. They're all laughing and flirting like crazy with me. One chick was giving me lots of kino and HB9 actually told her to stop because it was making her jealous.
Now I'm lapping up all this attention until I hear some guy in the background say "Whose this fawking guy stealing all our women?" I can tell he's drunk and I'm thinking "oh oh". He comes over all aggresive-like and no lie he could sh!t kick me no problem.
He says, "What the f*cks going on here?"
I say "Dude good thing you're here. You've gotta get these chicks away from me. They're crazy."
The chicks all laugh and then get in the guys face and tell him that everything is okay. Not wanting any part of this guy I just exit the kitchen and head down stairs. Not long after 2 of the chicks find me and tell me that buddy was HB9's bf and I should stay away from him cuz he likes to fight. No problem there I'm a lover not a fighter.
So I'm chatting these hotties up and continue to get all kinds of dirty looks from these rugby dudes. I don't blame them because these chicks are obviously digging me. I don't even know if they have bf's. I decide to give them the brush off before something happens though. I figure I better get out of here before it gets ugly. On the way out HB9 spots me and tells me I'm not allowed to leave yet. She wants my number! I tell her that's not a good idea because of her bf. She tells me that they've been on the rocks for a while and its "almost" over. I laugh and say "Yeah right".
Well wouldn't you know it. Sh!tkicker boyfriend spots me talking to his gal from across the crowded room and I can tell its gonna get ugly real fast. He's got this raging look on his face and he's coming thru the crowd. I bolt back down stairs and head to the door but its too friggin' crowded and buddy is coming soon. HB9 and her 2 friends are there and point me to another room and tell me to hide.
I get in the room but WTF HB9 follows me!!! Holy fawk girl!! Buddy is going to freak if he sees us alone in this room! I can hear him yelling in the hallway and the two other chicks telling him that I already left out the front door. There's no way I'm sticking around here any longer so I'm about to climb out the window but HB9 is holding my arm and saying I can't leave until I give her my number! I'm thinking Holy shyt girl! There's not going to be anything left of me if you don't let go.
Here's the funniest part. I rip my arm away from her and she looks at me with this look almost like she's going to start crying. Now I don't know where I got this next part. Maybe I've watched too many cheesy movies. I put my arms on both of her shoulders and look her right in the eyes and say, "Don't worry, I'll find you." :rolleyes:
She grabs my face and kisses me hard. I break away and jump out the window. I look back as I'm running across the yard and she's there in the window giving me this longing look. LOL.
I hopped the fence into a yard with a barking dog. Scared the hell out of me! Made it to the road and had to walk home cuz I didn't want to go get my car if buddy was looking for me. I had to leave my beer in the fridge too :mad: but at least I still have teeth. :D
Today I get a message from my female friend saying sorry about the other night and wants to know if its alright for her to give HB9 my number. Jeesh.
I'm not even sure why I posted this other than its an entertaining story. It does give a little insight into the Alpha male concept. Although I wasn't the roughest, toughest, biggest, best looking, guy there, I was the only guy who had the balls to get up in front of everyone to play the gag on birthday boy. I'm convinced that's why I started getting all that attention from the hotties that night.
It didn't seem to matter that I wasn't willing to fight or the fact that I had to bolt like a pVssy either.
Anyway HB9 hasn't called yet. Not sure what to do about that one. :)
A female friend of mine invited me over for a birthday party she was hosting for her boyfriend. I know the guy a little bit but just as an acquantance. I wasn't sure if I wanted to go as I knew it would be a younger crowd (early 20's) and I'm now 30. However I did know a few people who'd be there so I went anyway. Turns out that her bf is a rugby player and 90% of the guys there were rugby players too.
First thing I notice is holy fawk these guys are f*cking huge! Now I'm not a bone rack or anything, I'm tall and actually quite athletic but seriously there was one guy there whose biceps were probably double the size of mine. In the back of my mind I was thinking this could get ugly if any fights broke out.
Next thing I immediately notice is the high caliber of chicks in the place. No sh!t there were HB 9's and 10's everywhere. I don't even think I saw a chick who was less than an 8. I could tell they were all quite young but I didn't mind. :) Besides I have a gf at the moment and just looking was fun too. No surprise how all these hot chicks flock to these musclebound guys right? This is the Alpha male thing going on I'm thinking.
So I see one guy I know and go over and start talking. I was there for about an hour and the more we looked around the more we were amazed at how hot all these young chicks were. My buddy wanted to make a few moves but was too intimidated by all the huge dudes walking around. Who knows you might start chatting up some guy's gf and get a face full of fist. To be honest we were getting zero attention from any of the women anyway. It would be a tough for any guy who didn't look like Superman at this party.
Anyways a while later I hear my friend (the chick who invited me) trying to get someone to help her with a birthday gag she had planned to embarrass her boyfriend. It involved making a little speech in front of everyone and then organizing a little game for everyone to play. I actually heard one guy say when asked to make the speech "Are you f*cking nuts? No way!" Well, no one would do it so I volunteered. I've done a fair bit of public speaking and I know how to make people laugh too so no worries.
The gag went over really well and everyone had a hoot. Shortly after I went to the kitchen to grab another beer and found myself confronted by HB9. We start chatting and not long after that, another HB joins us. Then another! No sh!t I've got three hotties eating out of the palm of my hand. They're all laughing and flirting like crazy with me. One chick was giving me lots of kino and HB9 actually told her to stop because it was making her jealous.
Now I'm lapping up all this attention until I hear some guy in the background say "Whose this fawking guy stealing all our women?" I can tell he's drunk and I'm thinking "oh oh". He comes over all aggresive-like and no lie he could sh!t kick me no problem.
He says, "What the f*cks going on here?"
I say "Dude good thing you're here. You've gotta get these chicks away from me. They're crazy."
The chicks all laugh and then get in the guys face and tell him that everything is okay. Not wanting any part of this guy I just exit the kitchen and head down stairs. Not long after 2 of the chicks find me and tell me that buddy was HB9's bf and I should stay away from him cuz he likes to fight. No problem there I'm a lover not a fighter.
So I'm chatting these hotties up and continue to get all kinds of dirty looks from these rugby dudes. I don't blame them because these chicks are obviously digging me. I don't even know if they have bf's. I decide to give them the brush off before something happens though. I figure I better get out of here before it gets ugly. On the way out HB9 spots me and tells me I'm not allowed to leave yet. She wants my number! I tell her that's not a good idea because of her bf. She tells me that they've been on the rocks for a while and its "almost" over. I laugh and say "Yeah right".
Well wouldn't you know it. Sh!tkicker boyfriend spots me talking to his gal from across the crowded room and I can tell its gonna get ugly real fast. He's got this raging look on his face and he's coming thru the crowd. I bolt back down stairs and head to the door but its too friggin' crowded and buddy is coming soon. HB9 and her 2 friends are there and point me to another room and tell me to hide.
I get in the room but WTF HB9 follows me!!! Holy fawk girl!! Buddy is going to freak if he sees us alone in this room! I can hear him yelling in the hallway and the two other chicks telling him that I already left out the front door. There's no way I'm sticking around here any longer so I'm about to climb out the window but HB9 is holding my arm and saying I can't leave until I give her my number! I'm thinking Holy shyt girl! There's not going to be anything left of me if you don't let go.
Here's the funniest part. I rip my arm away from her and she looks at me with this look almost like she's going to start crying. Now I don't know where I got this next part. Maybe I've watched too many cheesy movies. I put my arms on both of her shoulders and look her right in the eyes and say, "Don't worry, I'll find you." :rolleyes:
She grabs my face and kisses me hard. I break away and jump out the window. I look back as I'm running across the yard and she's there in the window giving me this longing look. LOL.
I hopped the fence into a yard with a barking dog. Scared the hell out of me! Made it to the road and had to walk home cuz I didn't want to go get my car if buddy was looking for me. I had to leave my beer in the fridge too :mad: but at least I still have teeth. :D
Today I get a message from my female friend saying sorry about the other night and wants to know if its alright for her to give HB9 my number. Jeesh.
I'm not even sure why I posted this other than its an entertaining story. It does give a little insight into the Alpha male concept. Although I wasn't the roughest, toughest, biggest, best looking, guy there, I was the only guy who had the balls to get up in front of everyone to play the gag on birthday boy. I'm convinced that's why I started getting all that attention from the hotties that night.
It didn't seem to matter that I wasn't willing to fight or the fact that I had to bolt like a pVssy either.
Anyway HB9 hasn't called yet. Not sure what to do about that one. :)