captn caveman
Don Juan
so, had made a search in the net, and came accross a book, titled,
"The essential guide (to seduction) for men"
1998, the author unknown, can be found in the mule community..
I started reading it, and could not believe my eyes,
Warning, this is a long post, but hiilarious info...
Here are some quotes, basicly, "how to become AFC", my comments in italic:
"There really isn't a single good source of advice which a guy can go to for matters of the heart, is there? "
well, no, but this book is definitely the wrong source...
"who would actually go up and talk to the girl (bravo!). But when we open our mouths, so much sexist nonsense comes out that..."
"We see these gorgeous things in their high heels, miniskirts, skin tight bustiers bare back, bare midrift, bare shoulders; red lips, glossy hair and sexy smile, and we ... just ... die. "
Yeah, and you are not supposed to be sexist when women use your sexual weaknesses ha!
"What makes me an expert? Well, I'm not. "
Well, at least not in DJ business
"This book is for the sensitive man of the new millennium, whom many women would fall for, but who has been left on the shelf because he has been `Missing In Action'. And for the egotistical, chauvinistic brute with B.O. who is giving all of us guys a bad name."
This guy is not living on this world... MIA my ass... they are killed in action...
"So here, be patient! You have to give her time to get to know you, be comfortable with you, and learn to like you. "
Patience ok, learn to like you??? This will end in LJBF, or marriage.. neither useful at this stage...
"If you try several times and she is busy all the time, you can very patiently tell her, "I think you are really nice and I would like to go out with you. Will you give me a chance?""
THAT IS THE KILLER.. Oooooh will you pleasse give me a chance.. I've known you for two hours now, I know I can't live without you oohhhh
"Or you can be patient, and wait. Four months later, come back with renewed enthusiasm. Send her flowers, go to her office and ask her out in person; write her nice letters."
This is an idiot's guide....
"And if you are the one who is constantly there to reassure her and appreciate her, she will fall for you."
Wrong title, Idiots guide to LJBF
"Psychology identifies what is referred to as the `exposure effect', which describes that we will grow to like something simply because we encounter it every day. "
Holaaa!!! I really did not know that... I mean I see my fu***in' boss everyday...
"You learnt that you are not going to sweep the woman off her feet the first moment you speak to her."
You guys know it better...
"Think of it this way: you have very little to lose and everything to gain. "
If you have everything to gain, you have everything to loose by not gaining.. Damn this is bad advice...
"Also, keep a look out for opportunities to slip in compliments. A guy in the street staring at your lady? Don't say "Don't look! You want strange men to follow you, is it?" Say, "Have I told you you look gorgeous today? Everyone on the street is looking.""
Better, go stab that b*******rd
"When you pay her so much attention, and you are always ready to give and compliment her, and she knows that you are not expecting anything in return you can bet she will be hooked on you very quickly! She will be addicted to you, and will want to see you more and more."
Why does my life experience say otherwise? OK, she will be wanting to see you more, but believe me, the hot chick after being attacked by you c&f is more you than you can ever get from this flattered mama's girl!
"Remember james Bond? Suave, debonair, secretive, infallible, cool, calm, collected, and totally self sufficient?
Well, forget him!"
Yeah, actually Tony in Men Behaving Badly is better....
"Want a model for the true sexy man of the 90s? Try Superman, played by Dean Cain, in the TV series, 'Lois and Clark, The New Adventures of Superman'.
But he is the perfect gentlemen. He is patient with her (Lois had insecurities of her own), he is brave in trusting her, he is constantly appreciative of her beauty and her love. He is giving (he flew to Switzerland to get chocolates when Lois said she wanted some); and he is always honest, open and sincere with her. He tells her everything: his deepest secrets, his darkest fears, and how much she means to him."
Wonder what would happen if Clark Kent and superman were two different guys... Would she go for the super F**k,, of the Clark "Patient giving gentleman" Kent??? This whole chapter is BS
"So, open up. Tell her your hopes and dreams, your fears and insecurities. Tell her about your family, your friends, your past loves. Your embarrassing moments, your proud moments, your achievements and your failures. Tell her what you want to do when you retire, and how you hope your children will turn out, and what you think of God and what happens after death. "
At that moment I come by, and tell her "Fancy a ****?", and the guy sitting alone on the table knows more about death now...
"It is all right to hold your date's hand while crossing the road. If you are shy, you can hold her wrist. "
Are we helping a kid to cross the road??? Hold her by the tits!!
"The game of seduction is not cheap, sad to say, so a certain amount of investment is necessary.
On the first few dates, be prepared to pick up the tab. "
Most women want this, so don't do it.. Be different.. and why shall you pay for her dinner which she is gonna s**t out in two hours??
"At the end of your date, make sure you thank her for the wonderful time. Say: "Gosh, time really flies when you are having fun. Thanks for going out with me. I really had a good time.""
What about: Now wasn't this a good idea.. Time just flies.. but hey, let's go over to my place and have a chillout coffee
"There is only one thing left to do.
You have to tell her.
"Tell her what?" you ask, puzzled.
That you like her, bozo! This is the clincher! You've got to tell her.
"
No commentt... this he says is the second date....
"If you have done everything in this book, and shown yourself to be worthy of her love, she will say yes. There may still be some hesitation, but don't panic. Be patient. Giving her the space to figure out how she feels about you is important. And because you give her that space, she will love you even more."
In the meantime, you go j**k off.... And think about what kind of nice girl she must be... And how much you like her.. she's the only one...
"Tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her.Again and again."
Try not telling her
I quit here, just download the book and read.. there are some good points, but much more points to get you stomach pain!!!
Hope you enjoyed!
"The essential guide (to seduction) for men"
1998, the author unknown, can be found in the mule community..
I started reading it, and could not believe my eyes,
Warning, this is a long post, but hiilarious info...
Here are some quotes, basicly, "how to become AFC", my comments in italic:
"There really isn't a single good source of advice which a guy can go to for matters of the heart, is there? "
well, no, but this book is definitely the wrong source...
"who would actually go up and talk to the girl (bravo!). But when we open our mouths, so much sexist nonsense comes out that..."
"We see these gorgeous things in their high heels, miniskirts, skin tight bustiers bare back, bare midrift, bare shoulders; red lips, glossy hair and sexy smile, and we ... just ... die. "
Yeah, and you are not supposed to be sexist when women use your sexual weaknesses ha!
"What makes me an expert? Well, I'm not. "
Well, at least not in DJ business
"This book is for the sensitive man of the new millennium, whom many women would fall for, but who has been left on the shelf because he has been `Missing In Action'. And for the egotistical, chauvinistic brute with B.O. who is giving all of us guys a bad name."
This guy is not living on this world... MIA my ass... they are killed in action...
"So here, be patient! You have to give her time to get to know you, be comfortable with you, and learn to like you. "
Patience ok, learn to like you??? This will end in LJBF, or marriage.. neither useful at this stage...
"If you try several times and she is busy all the time, you can very patiently tell her, "I think you are really nice and I would like to go out with you. Will you give me a chance?""
THAT IS THE KILLER.. Oooooh will you pleasse give me a chance.. I've known you for two hours now, I know I can't live without you oohhhh
"Or you can be patient, and wait. Four months later, come back with renewed enthusiasm. Send her flowers, go to her office and ask her out in person; write her nice letters."
This is an idiot's guide....
"And if you are the one who is constantly there to reassure her and appreciate her, she will fall for you."
Wrong title, Idiots guide to LJBF
"Psychology identifies what is referred to as the `exposure effect', which describes that we will grow to like something simply because we encounter it every day. "
Holaaa!!! I really did not know that... I mean I see my fu***in' boss everyday...
"You learnt that you are not going to sweep the woman off her feet the first moment you speak to her."
You guys know it better...
"Think of it this way: you have very little to lose and everything to gain. "
If you have everything to gain, you have everything to loose by not gaining.. Damn this is bad advice...
"Also, keep a look out for opportunities to slip in compliments. A guy in the street staring at your lady? Don't say "Don't look! You want strange men to follow you, is it?" Say, "Have I told you you look gorgeous today? Everyone on the street is looking.""
Better, go stab that b*******rd
"When you pay her so much attention, and you are always ready to give and compliment her, and she knows that you are not expecting anything in return you can bet she will be hooked on you very quickly! She will be addicted to you, and will want to see you more and more."
Why does my life experience say otherwise? OK, she will be wanting to see you more, but believe me, the hot chick after being attacked by you c&f is more you than you can ever get from this flattered mama's girl!
"Remember james Bond? Suave, debonair, secretive, infallible, cool, calm, collected, and totally self sufficient?
Well, forget him!"
Yeah, actually Tony in Men Behaving Badly is better....
"Want a model for the true sexy man of the 90s? Try Superman, played by Dean Cain, in the TV series, 'Lois and Clark, The New Adventures of Superman'.
But he is the perfect gentlemen. He is patient with her (Lois had insecurities of her own), he is brave in trusting her, he is constantly appreciative of her beauty and her love. He is giving (he flew to Switzerland to get chocolates when Lois said she wanted some); and he is always honest, open and sincere with her. He tells her everything: his deepest secrets, his darkest fears, and how much she means to him."
Wonder what would happen if Clark Kent and superman were two different guys... Would she go for the super F**k,, of the Clark "Patient giving gentleman" Kent??? This whole chapter is BS
"So, open up. Tell her your hopes and dreams, your fears and insecurities. Tell her about your family, your friends, your past loves. Your embarrassing moments, your proud moments, your achievements and your failures. Tell her what you want to do when you retire, and how you hope your children will turn out, and what you think of God and what happens after death. "
At that moment I come by, and tell her "Fancy a ****?", and the guy sitting alone on the table knows more about death now...
"It is all right to hold your date's hand while crossing the road. If you are shy, you can hold her wrist. "
Are we helping a kid to cross the road??? Hold her by the tits!!
"The game of seduction is not cheap, sad to say, so a certain amount of investment is necessary.
On the first few dates, be prepared to pick up the tab. "
Most women want this, so don't do it.. Be different.. and why shall you pay for her dinner which she is gonna s**t out in two hours??
"At the end of your date, make sure you thank her for the wonderful time. Say: "Gosh, time really flies when you are having fun. Thanks for going out with me. I really had a good time.""
What about: Now wasn't this a good idea.. Time just flies.. but hey, let's go over to my place and have a chillout coffee
"There is only one thing left to do.
You have to tell her.
"Tell her what?" you ask, puzzled.
That you like her, bozo! This is the clincher! You've got to tell her.
"
No commentt... this he says is the second date....
"If you have done everything in this book, and shown yourself to be worthy of her love, she will say yes. There may still be some hesitation, but don't panic. Be patient. Giving her the space to figure out how she feels about you is important. And because you give her that space, she will love you even more."
In the meantime, you go j**k off.... And think about what kind of nice girl she must be... And how much you like her.. she's the only one...
"Tell her, tell her, tell her, tell her.Again and again."
Try not telling her
I quit here, just download the book and read.. there are some good points, but much more points to get you stomach pain!!!
Hope you enjoyed!
