It's been a while, but I'm back. You miss me?? Anyways, I've had some weird stuff happen to me these last two weeks or so...

Incident 1

Well, I basically hooked a complete and utter AFC up with a HB8ish friend of mine. And when I say AFC, I mean a huge f'n AFC. This kid was really, really pathetic. I tried to share some DJ knowledge and wisdom with him, but he just wouldn't listen. I kept trying to get him to make a move, but he would always say something stupid like "You're my best friend" to her. I even told him that she liked him and he wouldn't get shot down if he said something to her, but he still wouldn't. It was really, really sad. Eventually, he did say something, and now they're dating, but I give it a month tops, if even. Why I did this, I don't know, but it sure was a pain in the ass... hopefully this kid will start to listen to me a bit more.

Incident 2

Now this one is really confusing. The girl I set this guy up with, is now being a complete *****. A few weeks ago she started talking about how she wanted to set me up with one of her friends. Which is all good and fine since it saves me some hassles. Now, I got her a bf. And she's decided to not hook me up with her friend. So, needless to say I'm kinda pissed on her not repaying favors, especially because of the length I went to to help her. And of course, when I brought this up she had to get all *****y about it. So, the hell with her...

Incident 3

So, in continuing my pursuit of other girls, on Saturday I'm going snowtubing with a group of friends. With them will be a girl I've never met, but have heard is supposed to be really hot and cool. So, I obviously want to try to leave with her number and get a date over break. Here's where things get kinda weird. One, she's one of my best friends cousins, although I'm sure he wouldn't mind me dating her. Two, one of my closest friends likes her. Thing is, he's a huge AFC, so I know I will cost him his chance with her. Three, yet another of my friends likes her. So... this is kind of a weird position to be in. But, I need to get a date pretty damn badly. If you've ever read my journals in the past, you know my situation with that one-itis that I need to get over. So, I'm pretty much setting myself up to possibly piss off three friends over this.

Anyways, just an update. If any of you have any advice/comments, feel free to share. Until next time,

-Mr. Pink

Apparently your bud is such an AFC that he told her exactly what you told him. You're screwed - or more specifically, you've been unmasked.

I'll be interested to see any follow ups - I suspect that your troubles have only just begun

Allright I've said it before...
Good friends are hard to find whereas absolutely top-notch-grade-A-hand-reared-HB8 skanks are $0.10 for a shrink wrapped pack of 12.

Go sarge some btiches at the mall or whatever and help your afc buddy out by helping him bag this hot chick he's into. he doesn't have your drive so he's never gonna be a DJ , one day , you might.

No, she's not pissed that I helped hook them up. She's actually glad that I did. She's pissed for some other immature reason. Well, I can't say that I really care too much, but it's still a slight pain in the ass.

As for the situation with the other girl, I had a talk to my closer friend about this, and he says he "welcomes the challenge" so I guess that means he doesn't really care if I go after her or not. Problem is, I don't think he exactly expects me to do too well, but I'll show him differently...

-Mr. Pink