so at the club last night i ran into my oneitis who you all owe for bringing my womanly presense to sosuave.

iqqi's first post, aww, complete with long unbroken paragraphs and all!

BTW, this is the short guy i mentioned in body type not important....

well, thanks alot in part to yalls, i did not go out like an AFC. i didn't call him, and the few times he called me i kept it on my terms, and got that elusive closure that is almost mythical in dating and romance. i effectively ended things on my terms.

but a man is a man, and i am sure he has always thought that i was infatuated (i was) and always would be (but...i'm not.) i am sure he always thought that he could have me if he wanted.

so last night i saw him at the club and he came up, hugged me, and began a conversation. right then rico the rebel boy came up and began simultaneously speaking to me. ahhh, just one of the many times i dissed formeroneitis, over, and over, and over.

it was just the cherry on the icecream sundae. because i realized i am not interested at all! i don't need him like he may want to believe. i do not even want him, i desire him no longer.

he will have to release me from him ego-boosting ideas, kind of like all of the soul's freddy released when that chic kicked his ass in the final nightmare.

so this is just encouragement for all of you suffering from oneitis, imagine the day you will be in my shoes! oh, it is a great feeling!

im drunk and you're boring.

Holy sh1t! I think we are living parallel lives iqqi.

A few months ago I broke up with a girl even though I led her on during the short period I knew her. This is because she seemed to be getting infatuated with me and she was a bit chunky at the rear. And by the way, I'm a short guy too...

She called me a couple times after but I was keen to never hear from her again.

Anyway, just like you, I saw her at a club last night dancing with some guy.

I went up, hugged her and asked how she was going and so forth but she acted pretty distant. I introduced myself to her boyfriend who seemed like a retard and then left.

It was awkward - plus I couldn't hear anything inside the dancefloor. I'm glad I left when I did, she had obviously put on weight! I hope that wasn't my doing! And then she left when the "big butt" song came on. .

Thank f*ck you are early-twenties and American, iqqi.

Well done on destroying your oneitis. If I felt sh1tty, your guy must have also

Originally posted by duke007
I went up, hugged her and asked how she was going and so forth but she acted pretty distant. I introduced myself to her boyfriend who seemed like a retard and then left.
It was awkward - plus I couldn't hear anything inside the dancefloor. I'm glad I left when I did, she had obviously put on weight!

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hahaha, and to make it worse for him, HE put on weight, and rico the rebelboy is fine as hell and tall, and i was one of the hottest chics at the club! ahahahahaah!

<slaps dekka on the ass>

Now that's just evil

Much anger in this one...