duke007
Master Don Juan
This was intended to be a personal warm-up for the Melbourne DJ meet-up 2. I had already planned this with mates and I love the venue. This was the 3rd Tuesday in a row I'd been there.
On first impression I was extremely pleased. The place had way more hotties than last week for some reason. If only my buddies Irresistible and NLaL were here we'd have heaps of chances.
My friend who was keen to approach with me bailed out, so it was just me and one other wingman (initially). He's excellent to mack with when you get the girls, but he prefers to be drunk and is scared of approaches. So this posed a few problems.
We talked briefly with his hot sister (who I felt uncomfortable flirting with in his presence, although she gave some signals to me), then spotted three girls sitting by the pool table.
Last week we would have approached straight away, but my mate was tentative and not 'drunk enough yet'. Sure, I could go by myself and see what happens but my aim was for isolation and numbers tonight.
Finally I convinced him to follow the hottest one to the bar. The queues were huge, so I stood alongside her and began chatting. She was VERY open to conversation and seemed like a quality girl (HB7.5 or 8, haven't decided yet
) Because we were all squished up body contact was good, our arms were touching for the entire time. My teasing was toned down a little and I tried to smile less, going for a suaver demeanour as Irresistible suggested.
My buddy behind me (who heard the whole thing) told me to tell that guy in front of us put his collar down. (I laugh at jocks with collars up...). I first I told him no way but then I realised the chick was standing beside me.
So I tapped the dude on his shoulder and said, "Excuse me mate, your collar's up," in a serious tone as if I really thought he'd mistakenly done that. He just turned around and fixed it up. HB8 beamed. When he left she said it was gutsy blah blah, suprised you didn't get punched etc etc. Thanks wingman! Number close was easy.
My wing suggested we go back and dance with her to try to get more physical. I wasn't keen, I'd already got the number, why screw it up? I knew her friends would probably judge me. I think I made the right decision by not seeking her out. Definitely didn't seem a ONS chick.
Next went upstairs and waited while my mate called one of his friends in the queue. Saw these two girls sitting on the couch right beside us (HB8 and a 5.5). So I opened them up with a simple GDay and included my friend in the convo. He's Italian and so was she (I guessed so merged that into the convo - he adds 1 point for Italians so basically I'd just got him talking to a 9). She was giving equal eye contact to both of us but was very interested in his Craig David beard. (Mine was just "stock standard").
5.5 was being left out, so I left him to mack alone and sat beside the friend. I forgot to understand beforehand that since he was not a DJ, he can't make quick number closes...so I was trying to block 5.5 for a good 20 mins. It was very easy, I got good practice and she was nice but damn I knew that it's possible he'd spend all night with her.
Luckily his mate arrived from the queue and broke up the convos. HB8 got up and said they were going to dance.
HB8: "Anyway you have my name and number, you'll see us down there, hang on no you don't have my number" (heh she was trying to get him to ask)
Friend: *too scared to ask for digits*
Me: "Well why don't you give him your number then? Nothin wrong with that"
HB8: *gives him number*
Friend now is over the moon and just wants to sit around getting drunker. Damn. I speak to some of his female friends and the GF of the other dude. They are cool but nothing much. They like me though, good sign that I'm getting better.
Suddenly two chicks sit down next to me (I'm leaning over talking to the GF though, barely noticed them).
So I turned around and said, "Hey, you ladies stole our seats!...............That's OK you can stay there!" (with kino). There are 4 altogether (two standing). I begin talking to them and find out the sexy one next to me is Swiss!
And she is EXTREMELY friendly, no b1tch shields or anything.
I'm on a roll with my DJing, the others try to interrupt but I am nice to them, and believe I've defused the c0ckblock. HBSkinny next to HBSwiss is 'sick' so her friend standing asks me if they have nay food here, blah blah. I'm really considerate and I help them out. All good I think.
After I suggest maccas that cute swiss chick says, "Since I've been in Australia I've eaten too much Maccas, I've put on 5 kilos!"
She then she grabs some of her belly rolls and pinches.....it's not that bad. So I do the same! And because she's a cool European chick she lets me and giggles. I amp it up, and get rapport by saying I studied German for 4 years in high school. (Learnt throughout night, on 3 separate occasions, that having something in common really boosts IL).
But then her friend standing up pulls her up and says "lets go dancing." (When she stood her figure was awesome, not all anorexic like her friend but very womanly and not fat at all) So I get up and said the same line as before, "In case I don't see you again, tell me your number." She said "OK"' but her friend said, "No, we'll be downstairs, you'll see us"
I calmly said, "I won't be going downstairs" and handed HBSwiss my phone, and she started to key in her digits. But then HBB1TCH took the phone out of her hands and gave it back to me!
That was the mother of all C*CKBLOCKS! I was a bit pissed because HBSwiss was really cool. Too bad about her frigid aussie friend. My mate's GF saw the whole thing and agreed it was a bit rough. Her interest in me skyrocketed after that also, when i began chatting to her more in depth.
So overall I got 1 number, nearly missed another, dished one of to my friend and got one friendly rejection (didn't mention it). So that night wasn't hectic like last week but I had similar success because I had a tighter focus, used more kino, acted suaver, toned down the neghits and was confortable just to chill around the place with friends.
This was the perfect prelude to tomorrow
On first impression I was extremely pleased. The place had way more hotties than last week for some reason. If only my buddies Irresistible and NLaL were here we'd have heaps of chances.
My friend who was keen to approach with me bailed out, so it was just me and one other wingman (initially). He's excellent to mack with when you get the girls, but he prefers to be drunk and is scared of approaches. So this posed a few problems.
We talked briefly with his hot sister (who I felt uncomfortable flirting with in his presence, although she gave some signals to me), then spotted three girls sitting by the pool table.
Last week we would have approached straight away, but my mate was tentative and not 'drunk enough yet'. Sure, I could go by myself and see what happens but my aim was for isolation and numbers tonight.
Finally I convinced him to follow the hottest one to the bar. The queues were huge, so I stood alongside her and began chatting. She was VERY open to conversation and seemed like a quality girl (HB7.5 or 8, haven't decided yet
) Because we were all squished up body contact was good, our arms were touching for the entire time. My teasing was toned down a little and I tried to smile less, going for a suaver demeanour as Irresistible suggested.My buddy behind me (who heard the whole thing) told me to tell that guy in front of us put his collar down. (I laugh at jocks with collars up...). I first I told him no way but then I realised the chick was standing beside me.
So I tapped the dude on his shoulder and said, "Excuse me mate, your collar's up," in a serious tone as if I really thought he'd mistakenly done that. He just turned around and fixed it up. HB8 beamed. When he left she said it was gutsy blah blah, suprised you didn't get punched etc etc. Thanks wingman!
Number close was easy. My wing suggested we go back and dance with her to try to get more physical. I wasn't keen, I'd already got the number, why screw it up? I knew her friends would probably judge me. I think I made the right decision by not seeking her out. Definitely didn't seem a ONS chick.
Next went upstairs and waited while my mate called one of his friends in the queue. Saw these two girls sitting on the couch right beside us (HB8 and a 5.5). So I opened them up with a simple GDay and included my friend in the convo. He's Italian and so was she (I guessed so merged that into the convo - he adds 1 point for Italians so basically I'd just got him talking to a 9). She was giving equal eye contact to both of us but was very interested in his Craig David beard. (Mine was just "stock standard"
). 5.5 was being left out, so I left him to mack alone and sat beside the friend. I forgot to understand beforehand that since he was not a DJ, he can't make quick number closes...so I was trying to block 5.5 for a good 20 mins. It was very easy, I got good practice and she was nice but damn I knew that it's possible he'd spend all night with her.
Luckily his mate arrived from the queue and broke up the convos. HB8 got up and said they were going to dance.
HB8: "Anyway you have my name and number, you'll see us down there, hang on no you don't have my number" (heh she was trying to get him to ask)
Friend: *too scared to ask for digits*
Me: "Well why don't you give him your number then? Nothin wrong with that"
HB8: *gives him number*
Friend now is over the moon and just wants to sit around getting drunker. Damn. I speak to some of his female friends and the GF of the other dude. They are cool but nothing much. They like me though, good sign that I'm getting better.
Suddenly two chicks sit down next to me (I'm leaning over talking to the GF though, barely noticed them).
So I turned around and said, "Hey, you ladies stole our seats!...............That's OK you can stay there!" (with kino). There are 4 altogether (two standing). I begin talking to them and find out the sexy one next to me is Swiss!
And she is EXTREMELY friendly, no b1tch shields or anything.
I'm on a roll with my DJing, the others try to interrupt but I am nice to them, and believe I've defused the c0ckblock. HBSkinny next to HBSwiss is 'sick' so her friend standing asks me if they have nay food here, blah blah. I'm really considerate and I help them out. All good I think.
After I suggest maccas that cute swiss chick says, "Since I've been in Australia I've eaten too much Maccas, I've put on 5 kilos!"
She then she grabs some of her belly rolls and pinches.....it's not that bad. So I do the same! And because she's a cool European chick she lets me and giggles. I amp it up, and get rapport by saying I studied German for 4 years in high school. (Learnt throughout night, on 3 separate occasions, that having something in common really boosts IL).
But then her friend standing up pulls her up and says "lets go dancing." (When she stood her figure was awesome, not all anorexic like her friend but very womanly and not fat at all) So I get up and said the same line as before, "In case I don't see you again, tell me your number." She said "OK"' but her friend said, "No, we'll be downstairs, you'll see us"
I calmly said, "I won't be going downstairs" and handed HBSwiss my phone, and she started to key in her digits. But then HBB1TCH took the phone out of her hands and gave it back to me!
That was the mother of all C*CKBLOCKS! I was a bit pissed because HBSwiss was really cool. Too bad about her frigid aussie friend. My mate's GF saw the whole thing and agreed it was a bit rough. Her interest in me skyrocketed after that also, when i began chatting to her more in depth.
So overall I got 1 number, nearly missed another, dished one of to my friend and got one friendly rejection (didn't mention it). So that night wasn't hectic like last week but I had similar success because I had a tighter focus, used more kino, acted suaver, toned down the neghits and was confortable just to chill around the place with friends.
This was the perfect prelude to tomorrow
