it all started last night.

im at college and stop to meet my friend blake for a game of tennis at like 8 pm after class got out (im a tennis player). anywayz when i got to the courts i saw this girl i had talked to once before. her name was rochelle(or something stupid like that). anywayz she and her friend were staying after a tennis class and they watched us play our sets. when we got done she walked w/ me to my car and i was chatting her up. she was kinoing my arm and back big time and i could tell it was on. anywayz so i suggest that we go across the street to this bubble tea asian place and get some boba( for those who dont know what boba is you should try it). we start driving around and having a really good convo with our drinks, and she grabs my hand. i do some c&f and look at her hand with a weird look on my face and everythings goin smooth and im really into her.

anyways we park in this parking complex in old town pasadena and start to make out... or at least thats what SHE thought we were doing...

it was like some alien face sucker from another planet had attacked my face... this chick slobbed all over me and licked me up and down totally. it was sort cool in a kinda way(cuz you could tell she was majorly into it) but other than that it i was kind of turned off. never before has a girl this hot got so much saliva on my face, neck, hands, steering wheel, etc.

of course i endured for another hour then i took her back to her car and she put her digits on my cell. havent called her yet but if her kisses are that wet... im thinking lots is gunna be wet =P

i need to teach deez b1chis how to kiss. oh well... such is life.

Edited for druken rambling.

"If your rap is strong it can't go wrong."

thecraftylefty

lol... slobber on the steering wheel.

I once encountered a girl that was soo bad at kissing, it's like she was licking my face rather then kissing... I got her number but I couldn't bring myself to calling her again. Those kisses were just too gross.

Maybe you can teach her, but is it really worth it.

True...I encounter more of the other kind, who aren't active enough...I've never had a face-sucker before.

But there's a learning curve for it. Fortunately, I've been told by several chicks that I'm a good kisser, so I guess I'm ahead of the curve, at least for now.

"Teach her to live life?" How is that remotely coherent or relevant to the topic. Way to fail. Anyways, show her how you want her to kiss you. Say it like "I think it's sexy when you......"

That should take care of it, also, stop speaking in ebonics. Seriously, it makes you sound like you're twelve.....or just as stupid as a twelve year old.

Well, off to the box factory.....