Put myself on this site a while ago for the hell of it. But recently I'v been actually IMing HBs due to boredom. I'll start out with the "me, you. Bed right now........." line and proceed with the same attitude. After a short intro, I'll send them a link to my page. Its happened quite a couple of times now that they just won't respond after they've gotten my pics. Hell, I ain't no motherfvcking Brad Pitt, but I get my share of HBs in real life.. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. It might be the profile or the pics. What do ya guys say.

http://www.thedilly.com/view.user.wtd?id=80564

Yeah, I think it's the pics. Your kinda gay looking.

I guess thats it then. I'm a fag.

dude you sound like you are experiencing Teen angst!

Get rid of the "im the sweetest guy or the biggets a$$hole & EVerything pisses me off"

Nobody wants to hear what you are, they will figure out by themselves..and nobody wants to hang out with some evil knieval who is always pissed.


Why the Hell do you say you dislike shy girls??? about 75% of women are shy (especially from the net)

Likes: Girls with Boyfriends?? WTF??

Also keep the word SEX out of your profile, you sound like some adolescent that has nothing else on his mind.

Thr trix bit was good as was "i Want the female version of me(****y), start adding some things in their like "intelligent", "witty" or even say "Women have said Im way too ****y for my own good"

and if you can..put a little jilt in the Funny Part too..make it seem as that ad is just one big joke to you, and you dont care if you meet people or not

to me you come across as too pissed off..and overly selective

and the "You me Bed now " is also a cry from a desperado seeking just sex..if you are going to use a line like that, your entire profile should be as laid back and "joking" as your title line

women want sex, but not with oversexed creeps

Originally posted by Starman
dude you sound like you are experiencing Teen angst!

Get rid of the "im the sweetest guy or the biggets a$$hole & EVerything pisses me off"

Nobody wants to hear what you are, they will figure out by themselves..and nobody wants to hang out with some evil knieval who is always pissed.


Why the Hell do you say you dislike shy girls??? about 75% of women are shy (especially from the net)

Likes: Girls with Boyfriends?? WTF??

Also keep the word SEX out of your profile, you sound like some adolescent that has nothing else on his mind.

Thr trix bit was good as was "i Want the female version of me(****y), start adding some things in their like "intelligent", "witty" or even say "Women have said Im way too ****y for my own good"

and if you can..put a little jilt in the Funny Part too..make it seem as that ad is just one big joke to you, and you dont care if you meet people or not

to me you come across as too pissed off..and overly selective

and the "You me Bed now " is also a cry from a desperado seeking just sex..if you are going to use a line like that, your entire profile should be as laid back and "joking" as your title line

women want sex, but not with oversexed creeps

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Good analysis.

Thanks Star, I'll follow the advice and post the results later.

Here is what mine reads..I get emails up the yin yang..but I really dont care too much for online dating..I prefer Real Life, where I dont have to waste time "getting to know" someone I might not like

"Lets see, everyone on this place is witty, charming, intelligent and devilishly handsome.

So I am a 50 year old cheese noodle fatman with a balding bowling ball head and bowling pin legs.

I very financially and emotionally insecure..I go around giving people random atomic wedgies.

In my spare time I like to dress up like a pelican and have women feed me herring from a fishing pole.

Sense of humor? tell me a joke..and I will just sit there and look at you with a blank stare.

I barely finished the 2nd grade, but thinking about going back to get my Gee Eee Dee some day.

I am a chronic alcoholic and smoke like a chimney and am facinated by bugs.

Please hit me up if you like what you see. Maybe we can go do our laundry together someday?"

IDEAL MATCH:My ideal match must be a bit similar to me..must have a terrible gut wrenching B.O. Stench that would make a maggot vomit, hairy legs, and a molestache is a plus p.s. I like boobies

Wow, that add seems as repulsive as a skunk.

Be likable/more positive and less intimidating.

Good luck

here are a few responses to my Profile

"Good Afternoon~

Pleasure reading your post...! Great writing, good humor, outstanding looks, you've got some skills boy! Seriously it's nice to see the rare profile that actually will catch my attention and keep it...!

I must agree with you, most women are (or seem) psycho, or severely impaired. So sad that I have to say that against my own gender, but no worries- I can only go by what I've witnessed firsthand. But I have to admit though- if you were MY therapist, I'd have way too much trouble concentrating on the situation at hand... I think just your presence could render me speechless!

Well I hope you have a great weekend. Best of luck to you! I'm starting to see that the west coast lacks the quality that ya'll have in men... sad, huh! Take care.

-miss kim "






"Hi,

I was reading your stuff and was intrigued...I love people who can make me laugh Could we chat sometime?? Hoping to hear from you!"





""I must say that your profile had me in stitches. Too bad everyone doesn't have a great sense of humor like you. "


"hahahahaha........great profile...I give you 4 stars for originallity!


Mic"



"Hello Funny Guy ,
Thanks for the tease. I don't know if you're a member, but in case you aren't, please feel free to drop me a line at [email protected]
Have a good weekend.
Diana"

and about 100 others of the same calibre

StarMan
That's one funny azz add. I can see why you would get a lot of responses with it. Your a guy that's lived some life, and it shows.

Thanks alot guys. I really do appreciate your honesty. Thing is, I'v been the class clown most of my life, funny as all hell when I wanna be. But that never really got me anywhere with the ladies. Belive it or not, this more serious/not giving a **** approach I'v adopted has been working out pretty well in real life. Go figure.

Yea the class clown rarely gets laid..but he makes alot of friends

most comedians dont get laid either

thats why its important to put together a personality (both in life and online) that oozes a combo of funny, c0cky, sexuality, mystery, confidence, etc

when you overcompensate with one trait over another , you are basically not getting the right formula

your profile seems to project "funniness" but then your other description comes out as too serious or pissed off..which contradicts your whole "funny" personality

I never have heard of a funny pissed off guy unless you are going for the Andrew Dice Clay approach