I have realised that I have been giving advice here for a while now, but most of you don’t have a clue about my MO. I am not a big fan of writing field reports because I don’t really remember what I say during the PU and all my stories and routines are pretty much internalised. Also most of my PUs follow the same formats so it is pretty boring for me anyway.
A fair percentage of my PUs don’t end up in lays and I guess those are the best field reports to write as I could reflect on what I could have done better next time.
Here is one such report.
My wing and I were chilling at this bar. We were sitting on this sofa when two chicks sat besides my wing. My wing opened them with something I couldn’t hear. He received a luke warm response. But since he wasn’t interested he allowed the PU to stale. I looked over and thought that one of the girls was hot! He agreed but was not interested.
I told him to go get a drink so I could open them. He left and I went in asking them if they would wear a yellow skirt (one of my standard canned openers). Got a good response then I went in with people fung shei (where I asked them if they believe in fung shei and how people exert energies which when combined will give off a certain effect – total crap, but always get a laugh from groups).
I then accused them that the way they were sitting, they were trying to PU old men. Bust on them for trying to PU old men. Then her friend (CB) asked where she should stand to break that. I told her that she should sit next to my other wing! Hahaha instand isolation.
After isolating my HB, I gave her a standard cold reading of herself. She was amazed with how accurate I am (of course). She told me about her being fired from her job. Instead of going into rapport with her. I went into C&F saying that I am a rock star and that she seemed a good groupie candidate. I told her not to worry about getting a job because if she impresses me tonight, she could travel the world with me.
She was laughing and asked me about my rock star lifestyle. I busted her for being a gold digger. She kept trying to touch me. I told her that she is not worthy of touching me, because she is a commoner and I am a rock star. I made her hands put her hands behind her back, otherwise I wouldn’t talk to her. She said no, and I turned my back. She grabbed me to turn me around. I accused her of trying to rape me and told her that she might have a chance to sleep with me, there is no need for violence. All she needed was a bit of romancing and dinners and flowers etc.
I then asked her how she would seduce me. She didn’t know. I busted on her for not knowing. My wing came back at this point and we worked on her together with him running some value demonstrations on me. He then qualify her as he said he was my protector tonight.
I asked if she can cook. Asked what book she last read and whether she liked the Simpsons. If she didn’t like the simpsons, we can’t hang. Asked her what she likes to do. She did the same to me. This is where I dropped most of my C&F and just get to know her a bit. Seed in the fact that I liked going to the art gallery. I told her that she was kind of cool and that we should hang. She got her phone out.
When the phone came out, CB came back and touched me. I instantly went into the C&F and then told CB that every time she touched it cost her. CB laughed. CB asked me what I do, and we played around a bit. I started qualifying CB. It turns out that CB can cook, and I told HB that CB can cook and that I am in love.
HB IMMEDIATELY said that she can learn how to cook and said that CB doesn’t like the simpsons and that cannot be fixed. Hahahaha talk about an IOI.
Then HB did a take away by going to get drinks and I busted her for disguising leaving me. She said she is coming back because all her stuff will still be here.
She came back and sat next to me. We thumb wrestle, saying that the loser has to kiss the winner. She agreed (hahahaha IOI). I asked if she was a good kisser and she said she is about a 7. I lost the thumb war L
After kissing then we just got to know about each other more.
After a while she left to find CB. That’s where we ended day 1.
I called her the next day, but no answer. She sent an sms saying that she was in the movies. I sent one back 5 hours later saying that she should call me when she was finished. No calls. I thought it was another flake.
I called her up at 10am the following day (Monday). She answered with a husky voice.
U: What are you doing?
HB: I am in bed
U: OOOH. You are putting on a deliberate sexy voice aren’t you? You are trying to turn me on. Well, I am not that easy you know …
HB: hahaha. I have just woken up, I haven’t spoken since last night.
U: Nice. What are you wearing?
HB: hahaha. Just PJs
U: What colour?
HB: hehehe White
U: Ahh the colour of innocence, how ironic … but I think white is quite sexy. You earn points for that
HB: hahaha
U: Hey, you never guessed what happened to me yesterday
HB: what
U: Puppy routine
HB: hahaha that’s so cute
Hb was laughing at this point. Which primed me up for setting up the meet. I then told her that I am picking her up at 1pm and that she better be ready with some good clothes on because there might be secret photographers around and that she wouldn’t want to be seen on the cover of woman’s day or NW with shabby clothes.
I arrived at her place. She came to kiss me, and I told her that she cannot kiss me. She said only on the cheek. I “reluctantly” agreed. She asked why and I told her that because she didn’t answer the phone right. She said she didn’t remember, and I busted her for PU guys when she was drunk.
She introduced me to one of her flatmates. We chit chatted and then left.
She asked me where my helicopter was, and I busted her for being a gold digger and that she needs to earn her ride in the helicopter. Only special people gets that treatment. I told her that she needs to sing in the car. She refused and I opened the boot. I told her to get in because I don’t transport anyone who cannot sing.
She laughed and did a poor effort of singing in the rain. Hahahahaha
When we stopped at the lights, I would poke her and tickle her. She was holding onto my hands. We sang along in the car, singing Kylie.
I took her shopping because I had a wedding the following weekend, we looked in the pet store and I told her about my second puppy dog story. Then we looked at clothes for me. Tried on a few things, and told her not to get excited, because I wasn’t trying on underwear. Told her that if she gets better with seduction, she might just get to see that. She said she will work on that.
I would kiss her every time I see an ugly piece of clothing. Sometimes she would point out a piece of clothing, and commented about how ugly it was. Hahahaha. Sometimes I would agree, but other times I would bust her for trying to steal kisses from me.
After we got what I wanted. We sat down and talked. Rapport mode here (I couldn’t really remember what stories I told but they are quite standard ones). We would stare in each other’s eyes for a while. She would smirk. She discovered that I wear contact lenses then I told her stories about my high school and me being a nerd. She was DBB. I seeded in the second meeting where I would be teaching her how to cook, and she was delighted at the offer.
Talked about her family for a while and how she lost her job.
Then we went to the art gallery. She loved it. More stories every now and then. Some value demonstration, some vulnerabilities. She was getting really close and was initiating the kissing (no busting or C&F here). Was in the gallery for about an hour, and then took a walk in the rain.
Drove her back to her house. She invited me in for coffee. I figured that I would just make out with her, decide to play solid game instead of going for one night stand. The flatmate was home anyway, so pushing the lay might not be the best idea so I befriend the flatmate. Snuggled on the couch. Whenever the flatmate was away, I would make out with her.
Once the flatmate left for about 10 minutes, got my hands EVERYWHERE above the belt. Nice skin she has. Then we watched the simpsons.
I left when the simpsons finished. She walked me out, and made out some more. I then went home.
I called her on Wednesday, set up a lay-meeting on Friday. But she called on Friday to cancel because “her grandmother is sick and she is spending the day with her family”. Not sure whether this is legitimate excuse or not, but I am playing along.
HB: I don’t know if I could make it tonight, my grandmother has brain tumor.
U: Ok, are you ok?
HB: yeah (in a sad voice). I will try and make it, but no guarantees, I will give you a call later tonight.
U: don’t worry about it. I will go with plan B. You stay with your family tonight
HB: Ok
U: You know, if you don’t want to see me, it’s cool.
HB: No I want to see you. We can still hang out on Saturday
U: Ok, I will pick you up at 9pm
<more fluff about stuff which I don’t remember. All I remember was that it was a funny conversation>
Saturday night, I got an sms from her saying that she will have to cancel again, because her grandmother has taken a turn for the worst and that she will travel to the hospital to see her.
I called her to see if she was OK. She was in a crying voice, so I figured that this is legitimate excuse and not her trying to flake (but back in my mind I am having doubts – what do you guys think?). Talked to her for a while and we agreed that we will have lunch sometime this week.
I figured that I wouldn’t push this one too far too soon, assuming that what she is telling me is the truth. I will send her an sms either tomorrow or Thursday to see if she is OK. If she rejects me again, then it is OVER.
So there is a typical PU for me. Comments welcome.
A fair percentage of my PUs don’t end up in lays and I guess those are the best field reports to write as I could reflect on what I could have done better next time.
Here is one such report.
My wing and I were chilling at this bar. We were sitting on this sofa when two chicks sat besides my wing. My wing opened them with something I couldn’t hear. He received a luke warm response. But since he wasn’t interested he allowed the PU to stale. I looked over and thought that one of the girls was hot! He agreed but was not interested.
I told him to go get a drink so I could open them. He left and I went in asking them if they would wear a yellow skirt (one of my standard canned openers). Got a good response then I went in with people fung shei (where I asked them if they believe in fung shei and how people exert energies which when combined will give off a certain effect – total crap, but always get a laugh from groups).
I then accused them that the way they were sitting, they were trying to PU old men. Bust on them for trying to PU old men. Then her friend (CB) asked where she should stand to break that. I told her that she should sit next to my other wing! Hahaha instand isolation.
After isolating my HB, I gave her a standard cold reading of herself. She was amazed with how accurate I am (of course). She told me about her being fired from her job. Instead of going into rapport with her. I went into C&F saying that I am a rock star and that she seemed a good groupie candidate. I told her not to worry about getting a job because if she impresses me tonight, she could travel the world with me.
She was laughing and asked me about my rock star lifestyle. I busted her for being a gold digger. She kept trying to touch me. I told her that she is not worthy of touching me, because she is a commoner and I am a rock star. I made her hands put her hands behind her back, otherwise I wouldn’t talk to her. She said no, and I turned my back. She grabbed me to turn me around. I accused her of trying to rape me and told her that she might have a chance to sleep with me, there is no need for violence. All she needed was a bit of romancing and dinners and flowers etc.
I then asked her how she would seduce me. She didn’t know. I busted on her for not knowing. My wing came back at this point and we worked on her together with him running some value demonstrations on me. He then qualify her as he said he was my protector tonight.
I asked if she can cook. Asked what book she last read and whether she liked the Simpsons. If she didn’t like the simpsons, we can’t hang. Asked her what she likes to do. She did the same to me. This is where I dropped most of my C&F and just get to know her a bit. Seed in the fact that I liked going to the art gallery. I told her that she was kind of cool and that we should hang. She got her phone out.
When the phone came out, CB came back and touched me. I instantly went into the C&F and then told CB that every time she touched it cost her. CB laughed. CB asked me what I do, and we played around a bit. I started qualifying CB. It turns out that CB can cook, and I told HB that CB can cook and that I am in love.
HB IMMEDIATELY said that she can learn how to cook and said that CB doesn’t like the simpsons and that cannot be fixed. Hahahaha talk about an IOI.
Then HB did a take away by going to get drinks and I busted her for disguising leaving me. She said she is coming back because all her stuff will still be here.
She came back and sat next to me. We thumb wrestle, saying that the loser has to kiss the winner. She agreed (hahahaha IOI). I asked if she was a good kisser and she said she is about a 7. I lost the thumb war L
After kissing then we just got to know about each other more.
After a while she left to find CB. That’s where we ended day 1.
I called her the next day, but no answer. She sent an sms saying that she was in the movies. I sent one back 5 hours later saying that she should call me when she was finished. No calls. I thought it was another flake.
I called her up at 10am the following day (Monday). She answered with a husky voice.
U: What are you doing?
HB: I am in bed
U: OOOH. You are putting on a deliberate sexy voice aren’t you? You are trying to turn me on. Well, I am not that easy you know …
HB: hahaha. I have just woken up, I haven’t spoken since last night.
U: Nice. What are you wearing?
HB: hahaha. Just PJs
U: What colour?
HB: hehehe White
U: Ahh the colour of innocence, how ironic … but I think white is quite sexy. You earn points for that
HB: hahaha
U: Hey, you never guessed what happened to me yesterday
HB: what
U: Puppy routine
HB: hahaha that’s so cute
Hb was laughing at this point. Which primed me up for setting up the meet. I then told her that I am picking her up at 1pm and that she better be ready with some good clothes on because there might be secret photographers around and that she wouldn’t want to be seen on the cover of woman’s day or NW with shabby clothes.
I arrived at her place. She came to kiss me, and I told her that she cannot kiss me. She said only on the cheek. I “reluctantly” agreed. She asked why and I told her that because she didn’t answer the phone right. She said she didn’t remember, and I busted her for PU guys when she was drunk.
She introduced me to one of her flatmates. We chit chatted and then left.
She asked me where my helicopter was, and I busted her for being a gold digger and that she needs to earn her ride in the helicopter. Only special people gets that treatment. I told her that she needs to sing in the car. She refused and I opened the boot. I told her to get in because I don’t transport anyone who cannot sing.
She laughed and did a poor effort of singing in the rain. Hahahahaha
When we stopped at the lights, I would poke her and tickle her. She was holding onto my hands. We sang along in the car, singing Kylie.
I took her shopping because I had a wedding the following weekend, we looked in the pet store and I told her about my second puppy dog story. Then we looked at clothes for me. Tried on a few things, and told her not to get excited, because I wasn’t trying on underwear. Told her that if she gets better with seduction, she might just get to see that. She said she will work on that.
I would kiss her every time I see an ugly piece of clothing. Sometimes she would point out a piece of clothing, and commented about how ugly it was. Hahahaha. Sometimes I would agree, but other times I would bust her for trying to steal kisses from me.
After we got what I wanted. We sat down and talked. Rapport mode here (I couldn’t really remember what stories I told but they are quite standard ones). We would stare in each other’s eyes for a while. She would smirk. She discovered that I wear contact lenses then I told her stories about my high school and me being a nerd. She was DBB. I seeded in the second meeting where I would be teaching her how to cook, and she was delighted at the offer.
Talked about her family for a while and how she lost her job.
Then we went to the art gallery. She loved it. More stories every now and then. Some value demonstration, some vulnerabilities. She was getting really close and was initiating the kissing (no busting or C&F here). Was in the gallery for about an hour, and then took a walk in the rain.
Drove her back to her house. She invited me in for coffee. I figured that I would just make out with her, decide to play solid game instead of going for one night stand. The flatmate was home anyway, so pushing the lay might not be the best idea so I befriend the flatmate. Snuggled on the couch. Whenever the flatmate was away, I would make out with her.
Once the flatmate left for about 10 minutes, got my hands EVERYWHERE above the belt. Nice skin she has. Then we watched the simpsons.
I left when the simpsons finished. She walked me out, and made out some more. I then went home.
I called her on Wednesday, set up a lay-meeting on Friday. But she called on Friday to cancel because “her grandmother is sick and she is spending the day with her family”. Not sure whether this is legitimate excuse or not, but I am playing along.
HB: I don’t know if I could make it tonight, my grandmother has brain tumor.
U: Ok, are you ok?
HB: yeah (in a sad voice). I will try and make it, but no guarantees, I will give you a call later tonight.
U: don’t worry about it. I will go with plan B. You stay with your family tonight
HB: Ok
U: You know, if you don’t want to see me, it’s cool.
HB: No I want to see you. We can still hang out on Saturday
U: Ok, I will pick you up at 9pm
<more fluff about stuff which I don’t remember. All I remember was that it was a funny conversation>
Saturday night, I got an sms from her saying that she will have to cancel again, because her grandmother has taken a turn for the worst and that she will travel to the hospital to see her.
I called her to see if she was OK. She was in a crying voice, so I figured that this is legitimate excuse and not her trying to flake (but back in my mind I am having doubts – what do you guys think?). Talked to her for a while and we agreed that we will have lunch sometime this week.
I figured that I wouldn’t push this one too far too soon, assuming that what she is telling me is the truth. I will send her an sms either tomorrow or Thursday to see if she is OK. If she rejects me again, then it is OVER.
So there is a typical PU for me. Comments welcome.
