The Most Productive Weekend Ever

Friday night's outrageous events were recorded in my other FR, The Most Insane Night of My Life. This one will deal with today's events, but I expect an analysis of my actual game this time.

Back to the Mall[

For something so silly and annoying, the mall sure has been working wonders for me. Since I am well entrenched among most of the regulars as well as former fixtures who make occassional cameos, I get instant social proof from HB's who run up to me and hug me in front of everybody. I now recognize that this was likely instrumental in tonight's success.

HBPixie

I never saw her before in my life but she definitely caught me eye. She was a smoking hot blonde, easily a nine, and her body was fvckin' SLAMMIN'. However, she was also accompanied by absolutely no one and didn't appear to be too full of herself. She was dressed fairly modestly but her hotness was abundantly evident. As she walked by I smiled at her and went about my business.

Then about five minutes later I bump into her again in the food court, where we both ordered from the same restaurant. "What are you, stalking me?" I asked her with a sly smirk. She laughed and played with her hair. At that moment my ex, HBNutjob(8 based on appearance, 2 or 3 if you knew her) comes up and gives me a hug. I made some kind of sarcastic comment as HBPixie went on her way.

Our paths crossed again when I got my food a minute or two later. I was walking to my table when I told her, "Wow, you don't give up!" She laughed at this, too. I went to my table. I caught her eyeing me from another table all the way on the other side. Given all of these IOI's I knew I should approach, but I have never have any success with totally random cold PU's. Outside I went, to smoke a cigarette.

Instant Wingman

I ran into Alan, a much younger but very chill motherfvcker. He is pretty alpha in his own right but I bytch him just fine. He is also one of the few trustworthy friends I have so when I ran into him I told him the story of Chin's unbelievable Friday. He informed me that "P.I.M.P." should be my official theme song, and I thanked him. We walked through the mall again. Naturally, we came upon HBPixie in the middle of the mall and I told her, "You're RELENTLESS!" Once again she laughed but I couldn't hear what she said. We kept moving.

I often explain my techniques to Alan but he never saw them in practice. I told him, okay, here's the deal. If I ran into HBPixie ONE MORE TIME, I would successfully close her. He obviously thought I was full of **** so I had to prove him wrong.

The Sarge Begins

As if by fate, we encounter HBPixie outside smoking a cigarette. "Alan," I said. "Here she is. Watch me." We sidled over to where she was standing.

HBPixie beat me to the punch. "YOU'RE stalking ME!" she said jokingly.

"We're stalking each other," I told her, and I introduced myself and Alan. I made small fluff talk with her and then went harcore GM by turning to Alan and strategically reviving the discussion of Friday's antics. I managed to pull her into the conversation and eventually told her the whole story but explained, "I don't normally do stuff like that." Fluff talk continues and I qualify her a bit. I don't remember exactly what I said but I think I'm getting the hang of it. It certainly got me laid Friday.

We walk through the mall and Alan won't stop babbling but I manage to maintain Pixie's attention when I try to. Then I would ignore her. At one such point she accidentally stepped on the back of my shoe so I turned around and told her, "Wow, I ignore you for two seconds and you make a desperate attempt to get my attention!" She starts to explain herself so I tell her, "It's alright, I'll forgive you. I know you're a good girl because you're about to hold my shirt!" and I hand her my sweatshirt. I think that was fvcking money because I qualified her while demonstrating dominance and a strong will. But it was done so playfully and in such a lighthearted way that she couldn't help but laugh. I rewarded her with a side hug for holding my shirt.

Major IOI's

-Her pupils are hugely dilated.

-She reciprocates kino.

-Licks her lips and plays with her hair; stares intently when I talk to her.

-Laughs at the dumbest jokes I can muster.

-Asks me tons of questions about myself, including, "ARE YOU SEEING ANYBODY RIGHT NOW?" Ka-ching!

-Tells me about her boyfriend but explains that she's allowed to hook up with whoever she wants.

Change of Venue

We walk over to a bookstore where everybody hangs out, a short distance from the mall. By this point I have established sufficient rapport and attraction to no longer need Alan. After arriving outside the bookstore I greet all of my friends and systematically bytch them out in the friendliest way I can. A biting wit combined with knowledge of a person's insecurities is nearly unstoppable.

Pixie brings up the subject of the porno shoot again and I defend myself by saying, "Hey, I'm not a slut! I knew these people for HOURS!" And I raise my eyebrows in a manner most sly. She sits against the wall so I use the 'nap time' line and lie down on her, to which she raises not the slightest objection. She even put her arms around me. Alan won't stop babbling and by this point has become more of an obstacle than anything.

I ditch Alan and bring Pixie inside the store where I decide to show her some of my favorite poems. I grab the book, bring her to a private little corner of the store and dramatically read the poems to her. Conveniently enough, one of them is about an old married couple, which later worked to my advantage. We discussed the profundity of the poems but while I was deeply analyzing the poetry I would spontaneously make a wise-ass remark or greet people walking by. Rapport at this point was incredible and the conversation flowed PERFECTLY.

Isolation- Sort Of

We go back outside to smoke a cigarette. Everybody else went to some party so we were alone. I used freshly-minted running gags about how she exploits me for my lighter and how she doesn't even know how to light a cigarette. I also referenced the poem and made a marriage scenario out of it to further rapport. Kino is intense by this time, basically just the two of us hanging all over each other. I keep moving in for a kiss but then pull back at the last second to tease her a bit.

C0ckblocking Dyckhead comes out and starts babbling about how he was going to buy The Art of Seduction but decided not to, since he could borrow mine "when you're done with it." Fat chance, fvcknut. He's lucky I don't slash his fvcking tires. I gesture him away with my eyes, so he looks up in the sky in that direction and says, "What were you looking at up there?" I glare at him murderously so he scampers off, satisfied that he probably inflicted some damage on my sarge. I will defnitely get back at that prick.

HBPixie asks me what he was talking about but I feigned ignorance, telling her he was a random herb and that I reflexively rolled my eyes at him, not intending for him to see it. I quickly change the subject and when CBDH rolls out I proclaim a second naptime. She tells me, "You're so cute!" I responded, "You ain't so bad yourself!" We glared into each other's eyes and I could see the sex in hers.

I quickly turn around and pick her up and pin her to the wall, staring into her eyes and moving closer. I made some AFC remark about her pretty eyes but turned it around by telling her "You like like a deer!" I fondled her butt and sides and sniffed her neck, then strategically breathed on it. I was about to plant one on her but she suddenly sniffed my neck.

The Close

"It's late, I'm going home," I tell her. "Give me your number so we can hang out again." She gives me her phone number and I told her, "Well, it was certainly a pleasure to meet you, Pixie." And I hug her. Then when I move my head back we kiss, not open mouth but it lasted longer than a peck. She doesn't realize that I was looking earlier when she applied lip balm. Her face lit up like a Christmas tree and I told her, "I will see you later!" She strokes my arm as I start to walk away and says, "See you later!"

Conclusion

Shyt, guys, I feel like such a pimp right now. Please tell me where I went right, and where I went wrong.

I will add more comments later but I have to leave right now.

good job, i dont know why you told her about your "porno scene" but i think shes immateur and digs the whole "bad boy" thing. i dont think you will have any trouble getting in her pants if thats what you want.

Dude that was money!

but i think shes immateur and digs the whole "bad boy" thing. i dont think you will have any trouble getting in her pants if thats what you want.

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There are people who did the confident bad boy thing.
Theyre called women

Come on, nobody else has anything to say about this FR? I'm disappointed.

Not to get off on a tangent, but this site has declined to the point where it seems almost pointless to post anything at all.

Where are all the old masters? Where are Sir_Chacealot, Bungo Pony, Vronski, DIESEL? I can hardly blame Pook for never posting anymore. Anytime he says something he's instantly flooded with fanatical praise from an endless legion of fawning chumps.

Jesus H. Christ. He's just words on a screen, not some sort of god. His shyt stinks like everyone else's.

Granted, there are still some knowledgeable pimps on here like Player_Supreme, GC, and a few others, but I seem to be seeing less and less of them. Maybe they, too, have begun to realize that SoSuave has devolved into intolerable AFC whining and masturbation threads. That's all well and good for newbies, but at what point does one break out of it? There are scores of perpetual virgins on this site who have been registered for years but don't get anywhere because they spend all their time posting on this board instead of getting their asses out in the field. I know this is true because I studied and studied for a long-ass time before I actually went out and put it into practice. When I started doing that I reaped unimaginable rewards.

I can only hope everybody left who has any PU knowledge will respond to this thread and analyze my techniques. I won't get anywhere without specific feedback. I know I did well but I want to learn how to do better.

Unfortunately, this site no longer seems to be capable of helping me in that capacity.

Gentlemen, prove me wrong.

Sup PLAYUH!


Alright man i am in envy of your day, quite an inspiration indeed, pimp.

What i think is tight as hell is that you seem to know alot of people around your area. Im lucky to see like 1 person that i know if i go to the mall, and NO ONE goes to the barnes an nobles 2 blocks down the street that i know.

I think your lucky that you just like knew people at the mall, then at the bookstore etc etc. Seems like it was straight out of a movie. Very rarely do those things happen in real life, at least to me.

This was a flawless pick up in my eyes. Arguably you could have approached earlier and the stalking line was getting BORDERLINED old, however it was a success because she played along.

I would have probably ate with her and started it from there. But either way it worked out for you so its all good.

So enlighten me, do you just go to the mall by yourself to pimp and hope that you see people etc? Errrr..

I cant believe that bastard was asking you about the arts of seduction. Reminds me of this "friend" i have. I invited this chick over to his house while he was out picking up some other guys. Well he comes back and is like "Julian is trying to seduce you" i could have murdered him.

You played it off alright though when thqat c0ckblocker was stressin.

The poem thing i wouldnt have done. Reason being, im not into poetry and i wouldnt have been able to pull it off without it being cheesed out ya know. I would have been able to pull it off by being a comedian about it, maybe altering my voice to sound Shakespearean (is that a word ahah) and dramatically recited the poems, which would probably make her laugh.

All in all it looks like your day was magic.

Rock and Roll!

Congrats, Chin! You're a definite inspiration! It's good to know that some of the gents that visit this site take INITIATIVE and become MEN OF ACTION! Ooo-rah!

You FR reminds me of a romantic comedy... PLUS REALITY.
Cue sappy romantic comedy scene:
"What is Love?" (A Night at the Roxbury theme song) begins to play.

AFC stumbles out of the Cinna-monster with a half-eaten donut in hand. His attention is instantly directed to a fine-ass HB, who grips two clothing bags and glides in slow-motion. She swings her head backwards, sending her illustrious hair behind her back.

Mr. Chump thinks of walking up to her, but instead stands quivering, bits of coated sugar dropping from his gaping mouth.
HB looks up and smiles! Yes! Yes! Yeeeeees! NO!

HB gazes right past Mr. Chump and directly into the eyes of Mr. Chin. Mr. Chump, spirits deflated, munches on his donut with a look of intense anguish on his face.

Fade to black...
Joyous screams of HB can be heard over a roaring engine.
"U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer plays.
Chin rides off into the sunset on his motorcycle with HB's arms around him.

Credits roll and wild applause shakes the forum!

The fact that you turned a COLD approach into a KISS CLOSE at the mall simply lights a fire under my ass, Chin! Please elaborate on how you got your social proof there. People at the mall I go to are always revolving-- the only constants are the workers. However, the mall def seems like a good spot to sarge.

I believe that you owe some of your success to the way you made your interactions with the HB seem fated. Eg "You're here again?" "Wow you're a really good stalker!" That was great and put her in a position she has likely NEVER been in. "OMG, this crazy guy's accusing me of stalking him lol! What a trip!"
BUT... hehe... did you follow her around? How'd you keep running into her? Did you try to?

Also, "changing the venue" was an excellent move. It instantly put some common ground between both of you.

As for the c0ckblock, that guy needs to get hit by a mack truck. I feel your pain, though. I've got an afc "friend" that warns chicks I know that I 'act weird' when I'm around girls. O' course, when we're out, the chick inevitably says "You friend said you act weird...wtf was he talking about?" 2 points for me, none for chumpchange. Don't worry bout em' man-- they just don't understand the game and are making fools of themselves.

You did a great job overall, man. My aim is "SecondToN0ne" if you wanna hit me up. I'm getting out in the field too-- we can exchange "war stories" some time lol.

Oh, and definitely keep posting your adventures. You're helping out a LOT of guys.

BUMP!!!

Well this girl must have been in heat or somethin' but I certainly respect your confidence and all the schit that you pulled. I wouldn't like to take it apart piece by piece, because as we go further down the DJ road, we should strive for consistency and habit as Pook and others have pointed out.

It is a matter of choice about whether to get down and dirty with a girl you just met as soon as you see her in heat, or leave her hanging and meet her again. With a million things going on in her head, she might trip over her guilt and screw things later for you.

I have to say, it is lucky that you met her 4-5 times while commenting on the stalking part. I got a feeling that you were pulling just a bit too ****y, in asking her to hold your stuff. It would seem like this girl would fall under the 'party girl' category of Mr. Fingers' posts. I mean, I don't know that many 'nice' girls who smoke. But lets not get bogged down by biases here.

What I want to convey here is that you obvioulsy met and seduced a particular type of girl who likes to be seduced this way by strangers at the local mall. I will even speculate that she was out specifically for the purpose of being picked up and seduced by a stranger. If you met a totally different type of girl, say a more 'shy' type, and you used the same techniques, you would have obviously lost her at some point, and you would be crying to us here as to the techniques didn't work.

Chin,

Obviously seems like you've gotten into your groove. You know the type of girls that you want, and you know how to attract them. The thing with me is that I'm attracted to a totally different type of girl who is more grounded, and a bit 'difficult' and a 'time waster' for most guys. Still I think I've only got enough experience in relationships for me to want a good long term one with lots of things in between to learn. For me LTR is a like a long, dark unexplored tunnel. This makes it so that I seek these types of girls, so I can have one.

I'm glad that you share some of your strategies here and techniques. I have to agree on the healthy self-esteem thing. I've dealt myself with low self esteem girls. I like your approach. It clearly qualifies the kind of girls that you actually want WHILE attracting them.

Allright, here's what you did right:

Then about five minutes later I bump into her again in the food court, where we both ordered from the same restaurant. "What are you, stalking me?" I asked her with a sly smirk. She laughed and played with her hair.

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Excellent! You immediately show her confidence by blurting out a c/f remark. You had her right here. You could've easily made it go further at this point by saying "quit laughing, I know you think I'm attractive, but you don't have to follow me all over the mall" or something like that. I normally don't leave things hanging for too long since there is always a chance some other ideot will try picking her up. But that didn't happen.

At that moment my ex, HBNutjob(8 based on appearance, 2 or 3 if you knew her) comes up and gives me a hug. I made some kind of sarcastic comment as HBPixie went on her way.

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Not intentional, but definately in your favor. Social Proof is extremely powerful. If you're trying to sarge a chick and there's no social proof anywhere, create some (ie talk to a chick who works at the mall, any random stranger, etc)

At one such point she accidentally stepped on the back of my shoe so I turned around and told her, "Wow, I ignore you for two seconds and you make a desperate attempt to get my attention!" She starts to explain herself so I tell her, "It's alright, I'll forgive you. I know you're a good girl because you're about to hold my shirt!" and I hand her my sweatshirt.

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All this was perfect. You kept the c/f going which is essential, even when a STR begins.

-Asks me tons of questions about myself, including, "ARE YOU SEEING ANYBODY RIGHT NOW?" Ka-ching!

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When you hear this question, she's yours for the taking. My typical response for this would be, "yeah, I see you, I see Alan, all the people in the mall". This is a great question to have fun with. When you get a woman to this point, it's best to get her number soon and take off. This is the best time to leave a woman wanting more of you.

Then when I move my head back we kiss,

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This is her telling you "You did a good job". If you get a kiss before or after a first date, you know you did well.

As for the "Instant Wingman", I have no clue what part he played. I've never used a wingman when sarging. I always did it solo. The only way I think he was of benefit to you was to give you that extra push, because you wanted to show him that you could pick up any chick you want.

Here's what you need work on:

C0ckblocking Dyckhead comes out and starts babbling about how he was going to buy The Art of Seduction but decided not to, since he could borrow mine "when you're done with it."

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Male c0ckblockers are the easiest to deal with. Their goal is to make you mad, and act like an ideot in front of the chick. You can easily confuse the 5hit out of them and make them look like an ideot. You could have genuinely asked, "The Art of Seduction? What's that?". You need to keep your cool around c0ckblockers. If they're getting you agrivated, the girl is going to notice your insecurity.

That's the only major negative I noticed in the whole thing. You did very well!