Hi guys.

i am a newbie, i'm trying to learn by reading the bible and working internet personals at the same time.

my question is: hoe can i be funny while responding to her reply(see below) to my message.

me: hey, your profile is interesting, want to know more about, drop me a line sometime.

her : Hey there,
what do you want to know?
I"m new to this website.
What about you? What is your major?

i'm heading home tomorrow.
talk to you later.


any help will be appreciated.

thanks

the "hoe" in the msg. is actually "how"

Way too early for that. You have nothing to work with yet.

1) look at her profile and make 100% sure your not wasting your time.

2) Forget trying to come across as Jerry senifeld in the first few conversations (msg`s) . You need to establish a good repore through normal talk first.

3)If you have come this far and still feel you have somthing to gain with this girl then proceed to charm her add wit/comedy whatever you feel is needed to progress past the casual conversation stage.

4) I`ll add this when you reach this stage.

Good Luck.

I agree with Ranger. Establish a rapport first but don't answer any of her questions with a direct answer. If she asks you again what your major is, tell her you're majoring in garbage collection or something ... but only after you solidify a rapport with her.

Nothing to work with? hah!


Hi <name/nick>

What do I want to know? Well, there is something I'm really curious about. Do you like <insert something completly uninteresting (tic tac?)>. (optionally go on describing passionatly why you think <thingie> is important.)

a)
Oh and my major is <major>, but I'm planning to drop out, find a rich chick that can take care of me, and become a professional couch lottery millionare. Which reminds me, uh.... how is your economy?

b)
Oh, my major is <ass modeling, (boss of school, dunno the english word(prinipal?)), porn studies, stuntman school, lottery studies>

c)
I'm not really in school. I'm actually a:
- Psychic ass model
- Underwear model
- Stuntman
- Crack dealer
- Ghetto master
- Something very unusual.... garbage collector is great

if u use what imbrondir says, you might come across as a smartass, which might be a turn off, especially since she doesnt know you yet.

Here's something along the lines of what I would write, and usually do. It's a mix of what David D. has said and my own thing.

"her : Hey there,
what do you want to know?
I"m new to this website.
What about you? What is your major?"


What's up with the interview? ;p

Anyway, at least I know you're a real person now. Great. It looks like we have a couple of options here. We can meet up, drive to vegas, get married by Sunday, and have our Honeymoon on Monday. We'll even shack up in a seedy hotel with a heart-shaped, vibrating bed. Since I'm a gentleman I'll pay the 50c to make the bed vibrate.

Then again, we could just meet up for coffee and make friends. We'll have a great conversation and a lot of laughs. The bonus to this is that if you turn out to be a big, hairy man, you won't try any funny business around all those people. And no offense, but if you are a man, I'm leaving. ;p

***End it with A or B depending on the rapport level. For THIS particular girl, I'd go with A. But here are both for you to look at:

A) If you're nice I'd like to chat some more. If you're mean like an 87 year old woman with 32 cats, forget it. So if you're the former, send me your screen name and we'll talk. Oh, and if I wanted to see more pics of you, where would I look?

B) Give me a call tonight. My number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. I get pretty busy at times so if I'm not there just leave a message. Oh, where would I reach you if I wanted to call you 12 times a day? I'd call 13 times but that's just a bit much.



I change it up for each person I respond to to make it more personal but this is an overview of how I respond. No need to answer her questions right now. In fact, I recommend you don't unless it happens to just go along with what you're already talking about in your reply. Once you get on AIM or meet her, then you can answer her questions but even then, be indirect. Someone above went into that already, I think.

With option "A" I get a response with their AIM name about 80% of the time.

With option "B" they call me that night about 15% of the time. BUT, 60% of the time they write back and give me their number and ask me to call them instead. So I end up talking to them that night anyway.


-Shadow

I should add that I've not msg'ed a girl like that over the internet without meeting up first. So nistelroy is probobly right. I like shadow dancer's approach tho.

internet pesonals? shes probably fat and ugly. next her

Of course all women on the internet personals are fat and ugly, GTS Jeff. That's a proven fact and in no way a rediculous statement. I meet up with a new "fat and ugly" woman I met off the net 1-2 times a week. But hey, I just really dig monsters so ya know, you may want to stay away from them. They may be too much for you to handle.

Glad we see eye to dumbass.


-Shadow

thanks guys

thanks shadow and im

i have replied to her incorporating these ideas. i like the idea of setting up a meeting to check out if the b**** is actually real.

will update on the result.