so, this story is purely to entertain those of you who either

A) hate me
B) hate women and think we are all biotches with no emotions or chances of getting rejected
C) think i'm too c0cky and you have dark fantasies of someone cutting my c0ck off...
D) cyber stalking me, pasting sh#t i've wrote here in emails to your other insecure friend, and dissecting it because you are sick in the head (you know who you are)

oh yeah, and it is funny as hell!

so there is like 10 minutes left before the club closes. i've been ummm..drinking...and Azzhole-Rumor-Spreader is sitting at the deserted basement bar, with a drunk azz guy sitting on one side of him, going on and on and on in that way drunk azz guys do. so my nuts are swelled big time, and i go and sit next to him. he immediately loses his train of thought (he kinda drunk too) but doesn't acknowlege me, which i expected.

the previous plan was to grab him up, throw him in the corner and just put it on him hard as hell (no sex so stop using the evil R word, just good ole fashioned teasing). well that plan was foiled because there weren't any empty dark corners, so i had to improvise. and a drunk mind is not good to improvise...

so i'm sitting next to ARS and i'm thinking i'll just grab his face and give him an aggressive, hard kiss with some tongue teasing, right in front of drunktalkingdude, and boredbartenderdude.

oh it hurts to go on...

so he's smoking, and i'm like ewwww, his breath is going to be yucky...and i realize brilliantly that i have a jolly rancher in my mouth, and hey! we can share. so i take it out and put it on the tip of my finger, and as my finger goes to his mouth (was originally gonna be immediately followed by my mouth), the jolly rancher falls to the bottom of my finger.

(face is turning bright red right now in remembrance)

i'm thinking "awwww sh!t" and they have both stopped talking and are looking at my hand in confusion. and so am i.

and the jolly rancher is almost completely disintegrated, just a film. (ewwwwwww!) so i say (cuz face it, there is no going back at this utterly mortifying point) "put it in you mouth..."

ARS "what is it?"
Me: "just put it in your mouth"
ARS "just tell me what it is"
drunktalkingdude: "naw, naw man, don't do it!"
Me: "its not drugs..." then (ahahahahahah) i proceed to lick it, and say "see? its ok"
ARS (in shock) "naww....i don't think i want it."
Me, in a seductive tone with my eyebrows raised:
"are you sure?" = are you sure you don't want me to put it on you like noone has ever done before you will dream about it balah blah blah (ps this is just what i'm THINKING in case you don't follow the "")
ARS: yeah.
Me: ok...

so i get up and leave, with pieces of my ego shattered across the dirty floor, like the pieces of those girls weave that got pulled out last week...



my plan has been foiled!!! grrrrrr

so my nuts are swelled big time,

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She means her ovaries.. i hope lol.


haha thats funny its great to hear about girls making fools of themselves, considering all you ever hear about is guys doing it on this forum.

Iggi I have a couple of questions for you. I'm curious about you the person.

1. Do you have died jet black hair and wear all black?
2. are you short and kinda wirey looking? or are you carrying extra weight?
3. I can tell that you have a high IQ, did you have alot of friends in highschool?
4. What have you learned about men from reading from this site?
5. Would you call yourself antisocial or a rebel?
6. Do you like vampire movies and such?

You can answer these in a email if you wish...I mean no diss...I'm just building a composite of your character as a person.

Originally posted by Player_Supreme
Iggi I have a couple of questions for you. I'm curious about you the person.

1. Do you have died jet black hair and wear all black?
2. are you short and kinda wirey looking? or are you carrying extra weight?
3. I can tell that you have a high IQ, did you have alot of friends in highschool?
4. What have you learned about men from reading from this site?
5. Would you call yourself antisocial or a rebel?
6. Do you like vampire movies and such?

You can answer these in a email if you wish...I mean no diss...I'm just building a composite of your character as a person.

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1. no.
2. i am petite. think christina aguillera body type.
3. um no and yes...
4. A LOT!!! but honestly, most of my influence in life has come from men. its just that in this site there aren't really any inhibitions, so i've learned a lot.
5. yes. but antisocial because of hateration all of my life and rebel because i have embraced myself regardless of hateration.
6. yeah. want me to suck your vlood?

i think what you are really trying to ask is am i goth? i am ghetto, goth, classy, all kinds of things. i define myself.

iggy.. don't worry about your ego. if that guy was the man he would of hit you up for your number quick. Be a Don Juanita,he isn't your man so just move on. You did your part and he didn't do his. Perhaps he was just drinking a lot so he could drown in his afcism

PS. the smurfs rule. think of yourself as smurfette and go sleep with handy smurf tonight.

what exactly is drawing you to Azzhole rumour spreader? is he a challenge?

tell us! or I will sick count von count after you!

http://www.sesameplace.co.jp/japanese/images/count1.jpg

LOL...you've got all the reason in the world to hate this guy, and he knows it, and you expect him to take FOOD from you?

That'd creep me out too.

Right now he's on some board, though, saying, "This girl who I gave a lot of trouble to before is all over me all of a sudden! I don't understand...I was a jerk, and she wants me! This proves that jerks get all the women! So, should I 'hit it'?"

Dunno what he did, but he 0wnz j00. LOL

so, this story is purely to entertain those of you who either
A) hate me
B) hate women and think we are all biotches with no emotions or chances of getting rejected
C) think i'm too c0cky and you have dark fantasies of someone cutting my c0ck off...
D) cyber stalking me, pasting sh#t i've wrote here in emails to your other insecure friend, and dissecting it because you are sick in the head (you know who you are)

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drama queen ..where?

BTW...why do you keep talking about your c0ck and b@lls?

Are you a "shim"?

squirrels she was was talking about her **** and balls because she says she is so c0cky...... unless she has another dark secret that shes hiding from us.

About the story.... I dont get it.

You didn't want anything from this guy. His breath stank. He was drunk az f*ck! I dont know if you were attracted to him or not (I thought girls don't really like drunk fools), but all you wanted to do was tease him? But why? Whats the fuking point?

If I saw some ugly fat stank ass girl at a bar next to me, drunk as hell, lookin all lonely and sh*t, I wouldn't want to go ahead and kiss her and tease her. What will that do for me? Id get ridiculed by my freind's and their moms! I might also get other good looking girls around going beserk because they are confused by the fact that I just kissed the ugliest girl in the bar...... but thats not the point!

I don't get why women like to tease just for the sake of teasing. Does it really boost your ego that much? It gets AFC who doesn't know what hell is going on confused..... in your case, it would've given you a bad taste in your mouth (that jolly rancher taste gets pulverized by the taste of alcohol and cigarettes), he probably wouldve slobbered all over you, being all drunk and God knows what else....and you get to drive home thinking your hott **** because you turned on a drunk and horny martha focker.

I think what the guy did to you saved you from having all that mess happen to you. The guy was to drunk to see what the hell was going on and not knowing it, he owned you! Might have made you look like a fool at the moment but hell who cares? Girls always make fools of themselves!

Sounds to me like she does like him she just doesnt want to admit it because she cant have him and that makes her seem like a failure.

IOW Low Self Esteem problem.

Oh iggy since I asked you to describe yourself here is what I look like:

http://sac.napkinnights.com/pics/view_image.php?id=1225&ind=4

I am 44 years old, my buddy is 36 year old tv/movie producer....this is for helmutz skelter. I don't sit at home moping about no life helmuts...as you can see I do get out there.

to those of you who are not understanding why i wanted to do that to a guy i hate, i am sorry but this all started in another thread but it got deleted.

about a month ago ARS talked some really messed up sh!t about me. i went to highschool with him, but we never even spoke. not once, not hi, not nothing. and he really didn't have any reason to say what he said. i am NOT out there like that. i say some freaky sh!t some times, and this situation was pretty aggresive, but there is a difference in being sensual vs putting yourself out there like that. noone in my town can even say that they've had me, in any way. not even kiss. i don't do casual sex, not even casual making out. i'm just not like that. i don't go to the club for men. i don't give out my #, and i am not a big tease. i only dance, and have a ball being with my friends.

so ARS sees me at the club every time i go, he sees that people really love me, and i am having a great time. i am always smiling, dancing, laughing. i am just a happy girl, happy with my life. maybe he wants to talk to me, but he is intimidated. maybe he is like many other guys, and thinks just cuz i am cute and guys sweat me, that i am a snob and i'll diss him right off the bat. so since he thinks he can't have me in a positive way then he'll be in my life by being my enemy.

so he got my attention...

What was the rumor? You know you want to tell...and we're all SO hanging on your every word. LOL

so a week ago sunday, ashlee angel posted a thread, "have you ever wanted to fcuk a girl just cuz you hated her".

and as soon as i read it i realized. i had all this aggression! man! and even though he is an ugly boy, he is c0cky as hell! there are many things about him that are attractive to me. his c0ckiness. his silence. his body type. even his looks looked good to me, since it was part of the whole package. he didn't have to become my enemy to get my attention. i already noticed him.

now he could NEVER be my man. a person who would say some **** like that about someone they don't even know and never even bothered trying, that screams pettiness and insecurity.

but....his fcuking c0ckiness!!! and mine???? that is a war. yes, you hit it on the head! challenge. (i'm like a man in that sense).

when i read ashlee's post, something clicked. i wanted to put it on him like noone ever has, so that he would dream about it, like a crackhead he would shake, i got it like that. who does he think he is????

always standing near me at the club, but not acknowleging me, he is not slick. i know what's up.

my intentions were definately not good. it was like cat and mouse.

is it getting clearer?

Originally posted by 00Kevin
iggy.. don't worry about your ego. if that guy was the man he would of hit you up for your number quick. Be a Don Juanita,he isn't your man so just move on. You did your part and he didn't do his. Perhaps he was just drinking a lot so he could drown in his afcism

PS. the smurfs rule. think of yourself as smurfette and go sleep with handy smurf tonight.

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thanks kev. are you, em, handy? hee hee hee.

my ego is invincible. i was humiliated that night, (wtf was i thinking, that sh!t was soooo nasty! ahhhahhaa, i was so retarded) but i was drunk. who doesn't do sh!t when theyre tipsy. and i look at this in a few ways...


1. if anything at all i did a good deed, cuz he will think that a beautiful girl likes him, his confidence will increase, and maybe he won't have to talk sh!t about other people to make himself feel better about himself.

2. now sh!t is gonna be really interesting. he is gonna think, but not be sure, that i want him. oh, the fun...

ahhhh another girl daddy didnt pay enough attention to..so even negative attention is better than no attention

why are you saying he is ugly..then contrradicting yourself by saying you love everything about his looks??

Originally posted by iqqi
thanks kev. are you, em, handy? hee hee hee.

my ego is invincible. i was humiliated that night, (wtf was i thinking, that sh!t was soooo nasty! ahhhahhaa, i was so retarded) but i was drunk. who doesn't do sh!t when theyre tipsy. and i look at this in a few ways...


1. if anything at all i did a good deed, cuz he will think that a beautiful girl likes him, his confidence will increase, and maybe he won't have to talk sh!t about other people to make himself feel better about himself.

2. now sh!t is gonna be really interesting. he is gonna think, but not be sure, that i want him. oh, the fun...

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well handy smurf was allways the coolest. so yes I have strived to be handy since i was a child.

Originally posted by Starman
ahhhh another girl daddy didnt pay enough attention to..so even negative attention is better than no attention

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hmmmm...that is an interesting point to consider...but i don't really think that is the case, seeing as this is the first time i've had an attraction like this. it is more of a game. those can be fun...


as for the looks thing, a few of us girls have tried to explain to yall DJ's that ugly boys can be attractive, but i guess that can be hard for you to wrap your mind around. you don't have to worry about that, starboy. you are a fine specimen. but some girls don' like pretty boys