To let you all know this is one of those semi-inspirational different point of view posts that I'm making out of sheer boredom. Enjoy.
We've all heard of the "There's more fish in the sea..." and if u really get down and start thinking about it, the whole concept of you (the Don-Juan) being the fisherman and the ladies out there being the fish, is the exact idea that the whole bible is tryin to et across.
All of what being taught in the bible can be applied to the art of fishing. Let me break it down for you
- The Lure -
Everyone who has ever been out fishing knows that appearance of the lure is the #1 thing that causes the initial attraction of a fish.Same concept applies to a DJ walking down the street. Always look feel and dress your best to lure in the opposite sex. So next time you go out put a lil extra pimp in your walk and put on your best attire. You just wanna make her want a nibble...
- Setting The Hook -
You get a nibble on your line and what do you do give the line a quick jerk and scare the fish away? No. You work the fish into it only making it want more and more of what it initially thought it was just noticing but now wants more than a nibble. Again you might notice a DJ does the same thing when the opposite sex says "Hey". She says hey and you ask her for her #? no way you'll scare the bejesus out of her. What you do is u work her for info and entice her. Ok you got her now what do you do?
- Reeling It In -
Simple turn the reel and you've got it. Same goes for the DJ just get her #.
- Is It A Keeper? -
Tough decision. Is this fish meaty enough to eat or was it a cheap thrill catching it? You measure it and weight it to decide.
An DJ does a similar thing is she a LTR prospect or a quick f*ck?
You decide. Now you can't say you never been fishing! Catch a good one fellas! Peace Out!
We've all heard of the "There's more fish in the sea..." and if u really get down and start thinking about it, the whole concept of you (the Don-Juan) being the fisherman and the ladies out there being the fish, is the exact idea that the whole bible is tryin to et across.
All of what being taught in the bible can be applied to the art of fishing. Let me break it down for you
- The Lure -
Everyone who has ever been out fishing knows that appearance of the lure is the #1 thing that causes the initial attraction of a fish.Same concept applies to a DJ walking down the street. Always look feel and dress your best to lure in the opposite sex. So next time you go out put a lil extra pimp in your walk and put on your best attire. You just wanna make her want a nibble...
- Setting The Hook -
You get a nibble on your line and what do you do give the line a quick jerk and scare the fish away? No. You work the fish into it only making it want more and more of what it initially thought it was just noticing but now wants more than a nibble. Again you might notice a DJ does the same thing when the opposite sex says "Hey". She says hey and you ask her for her #? no way you'll scare the bejesus out of her. What you do is u work her for info and entice her. Ok you got her now what do you do?
- Reeling It In -
Simple turn the reel and you've got it. Same goes for the DJ just get her #.
- Is It A Keeper? -
Tough decision. Is this fish meaty enough to eat or was it a cheap thrill catching it? You measure it and weight it to decide.
An DJ does a similar thing is she a LTR prospect or a quick f*ck?
You decide. Now you can't say you never been fishing! Catch a good one fellas! Peace Out!
