Okay, this may have been posted before, or maybe it's just so obvious it goes without saying. I was talking to a friend earlier, comparing notes, etc. One of the things I find myself frustrated with to no end is the ratio in all the clubs/bars I frequent. It's never consistent, but usually it's about half-and-half. However, when there's more guys, there's a lot more guys. Like three-to-one. He said that he favors those situations, because all the guys there are doing his work for him. The theory goes that, of all the guys in the place, about 1% of them are what he and I consider "competition". The rest are AFCs looking to peddle their touchy-feely schtick in futile hopes that someone will take kindly to their pathetic selves and give them justification for being a pu$$y. When the HB you target gets a minute away (i.e. going to the restroom, bar, fleeing for her life), grab her attention, strike up a quick convo, and number close quickly. You'll be her hero since you did things right, and even if she wastes the rest of her night with the AFC who's shackled himself to her, she'll be thinking about ultra-smooth you and wishing she'd met you before she hooked up with the loser across the table from her who won't shut up about his emotions and sh!t.