SLIKKER_THAN_AVG
Master Don Juan
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What A Wedding Speech!!!
This actually happened and was in a local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it! This was a huge wedding with about
300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom
got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He
said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He
especially wanted to thank the bride and groom's families
for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
such a fabulous reception. He wanted to thank everyone for
coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted
to give everyone a special gift from just him.
So taped to
the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope,
including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift
to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best
man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of
the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them
weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for
a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said
"F--- you," he turned to the bride and said F--- you," and
then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out
of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that
Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the
engagement immediately after finding out about the affair,
this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was
wrong.
His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for
the 300 guest wedding and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.
And best of all, trashing the bride
and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends,
their entire families, i.e. their
parents,brothers,sisters,grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his
world, we just live in it.
GOOD WORK FELLA !
This actually happened and was in a local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it! This was a huge wedding with about
300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom
got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He
said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He
especially wanted to thank the bride and groom's families
for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing
such a fabulous reception. He wanted to thank everyone for
coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted
to give everyone a special gift from just him.
So taped to
the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope,
including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift
to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best
man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of
the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them
weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for
a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said
"F--- you," he turned to the bride and said F--- you," and
then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out
of here." He had the marriage annulled first thing that
Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the
engagement immediately after finding out about the affair,
this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was
wrong.
His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for
the 300 guest wedding and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.
And best of all, trashing the bride
and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends,
their entire families, i.e. their
parents,brothers,sisters,grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. This is his
world, we just live in it.
GOOD WORK FELLA !
