Ten minutes ago I walked out of the john here in the office. At the same time this HIGHLY attractive young woman walked out of our conference room from a meeting. I had never seen her before. I did something very uncharacteristic of myself.

I was totally unprepared for what I saw, being that I was still revelling in the joy of having just emptied my colon. I saw her. She was gorgeous and dressed to kill. She had the body that would make a bishop kick out a stained glass window. I was stunned and just looked at her. It was only a brief instant, but it was an instant too long. And she looked back at me as if she was expecting me to say something to her. My brain had frozen up. I recovered my senses and broke eye contact, and walked past her back to my office. I feel a little embarassed.

Easy, next time you see her, do an exagerated "deer in the headlights" look, exagerated, remember exagerated, and then smile, and say hi.

Originally posted by MDgood
She had the body that would make a bishop kick out a stained glass window.

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LOL that's a classic comment!

She had the body that would make a bishop kick out a stained glass window.

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You mean she looked like a seven year old boy?

Originally posted by matius
You mean she looked like a seven year old boy?

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You couldn't resist that, could you?

LOL

No- I couldn't, there was no going back.

Originally posted by matius
You mean she looked like a seven year old boy?

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oh jesus... didn't see THAT one coming!

Good one, i gotta admit...