“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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dointhingsright

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i know it may not be a big deal where you are from but here everyone looks at everyones profile. what are some good ****y funny things to put in it that gives the girls the inpression that you are a dj and you know what your talking about.

btw off topic. i just dumped my girlfriend for cheating. she i ever take her back. she is really sorry and everything but im not sure yet. and her friend likes me and i liek her so should i hook up with her friend?
 

drixsa

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i personally hate ppls lame subprofiles

dont go back to your G_F search "cheating" on this site and see what comes up
 

FBGangsta

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Usually I just quote things other people have said to me online, specially girls. They have to say something really good to be profile material. I also have random song lyrics there, and whatever I want. This is what my info looks like right now:


(girl's sn): no, its like a yearbook camp
(girl's sn): this one time, at year book camp, i stuck a yearbook up my *****
erin's a yearbook nerd


(other girl's sn): we were up at 4am making up ghetto pom routines, eating popcorn, and talking about sex....dont ask
ghetto porn routines!? ......damn it...pom :-\


Where I go I just don't know
I've got to got to gotta take it slow
When i find my piece of mind
I'm gonna give you some of my good time
-rhcp

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So, yeah, i'm gonna chage it soon. Will probably look the same though, just different quotes and different song lyrics.
 

Vincent

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Don't put quotes or any inside jokes on your profile, they are never funny to anyone but you and the person you talked to. i put funny quotes i hear places, ex:

Dear Diary,

Jesus fvcking Christ, am I goddamn hungry.

-Pac-Man
 
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I usually put a little something in about a girl I'm dating. Doesn't mean much, but it makes them feel good about themselves if they care to check.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Feel free to check mine out for an interesting way to put lyrics into it. I'm using some of Muse's lyrics, but I used to have Audiovent. I think the Audiovent one went better with the theme.

GMan256X is the s/n.
 

hardwork

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Yeah, profiles are pretty big talk with a number of the out-of-state girls I talk to.

I remember this year for April Fools' day I had "Please wait..." as my profile, so it looked like it was constantly trying to load.

... The sad thing about it is that it worked, and I had all sorts of people telling me they couldn't read my profile. How sad. More people should think about how much they use AIM, I think.
 

REDblueOI

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CARPEDIEM

I know a thing or two about a thing or two...

Rule number one: don't get caught

We are all put to the test... but it is never in the fashion or at the time we would prefer, is it?

I gotta' see about a girl...

How lucky can one guy be? I kissed her and she kissed me!

Champaign for my real friends
Real pain for my cham friends

We've all seen the man at the liquor store begging for your change
The hair on his face is dirty, dreadlocked and full of mange
He asks a man for what he could spare with shame in his eyes
"Get a job, you ****ing slob" is all he replies
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues.

Yeah, then you really might know what it's like
To have to lose...
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

ShizamDaMan

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Here's what I used for a while:

you
dream
under
lonely
eyelids....

find
what
you're
looking
for...

you sleep in underwater
silence
-alone-

Except it was really spaced quite sweetly, the board has done away with the cool formatting of it :(

Catch me on AIM and I'll show it to you :D
 

dointhingsright

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I gotta' see about a girl...

Champaign for my real friends
Real pain for my cham friends


yea yea i like those. the first one makes girls think and want to know who im into at the moment. the second one shows i care about my friends and will stand up for myself.

awesome.
 

Smooth as Anything

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Download trillian, and always have an away message up with your phone # on it.

With Trillian, you can still IM people and talk with an away message on... So you can have it on virtually all day, leading people to beleive you actually have a life :p

Hahaha... :D
 
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