There's this guy that hangs around the girl Im after quite a bit, the kid just showers her in gifts and then when Im around hes just hovering while me and her are doing kino and really close to each other and Im constantly making her smile and laugh. I feel really bad for this poor kid hes 2 years younger than me and hes spent about 70bucks on the girl already. It dosen't intimidate or make me jealous because it's obvious he cant get anywhere. How do I tell this poor kid to stop wasting his money, time and effort without beign a complete ass like "Hey kid can't you see she dosen't like you" I don't know maybe I shouldn't feel bad for him but I to was like that once and I hate to see the kid get his hopes up.

"**** Off"

Works like a charm.

Its charming, sophisticated, eloquent.

And it gets the job done.

I think we have a winner.

It shows you are not another puss'

I'd play with him. Let him shower her with gifts, first thing i'd do is come up to my girl and say "I Really want this new Palmpilot! " and make the kid buy it for her, so she gives it to me.
Of course, the kid's heart will be screwed after he realizes that XBOX and motorcycle wernt for the girl, but hell, you got a ****ing bike!

have a heart-to-heart

"You see skippy, when a guy feels a certain way about a gal, and she reciprocates, magic can happen.

I enjoy my company with Sally very much, and I dont think you are aware of the fact that I like her, so please be so kind as to FVCK OFF, and chase after another skirt."