I learned an important lesson last night

calvran · Jun 19, 2003

Getting head from a chick with braces is like masturbating with a cheesegrater.

Never again.

tx_xp · Jun 19, 2003

Originally posted by calvran
Getting head from a chick with braces is like masturbating with a cheesegrater.

Never again.

Damn

oakraiderz2 · Jun 19, 2003

Originally posted by calvran
Getting head from a chick with braces is like masturbating with a cheesegrater.

Never again.

HAHAHAHAHA

RawkinKaoticStyle · Jun 19, 2003

holy shyt

Eternal · Jun 19, 2003

Geez, that must have sucked...oh wait...

Jango_Xavier · Jun 19, 2003

Calvran that is so true Í had one a few years back actually it feels worse than a cheese grater.
Here's some advice for guys who's gonna get a bj from a girl with braces = DONT DO IT YOU IDIOTS

Sax God · Jun 19, 2003

I actually got one from this girl that not only had braces, but she had a metal spacer in the roof of her mouth to widen her top row of teeth. That thing hurt. I thought my Richard had been cut off.

PiHiPlaya · Jun 19, 2003

yeah, adam corolla said it best

There's no point of sticking your Penis into a Beartrap

calvran · Jun 19, 2003

Originally posted by Jango_Xavier
Calvran that is so true Í had one a few years back actually it feels worse than a cheese grater.

Jango_Xavier I'm sorry, but it must be asked. How do you know what the cheesegrater feels like to know that the braces are worse?
I've heard of some sick fetishes, but geez, that's just wrong.

Eternal · Jun 19, 2003

Originally posted by calvran
Jango_Xavier I'm sorry, but it must be asked. How do you know what the cheesegrater feels like to know that the braces are worse?
I've heard of some sick fetishes, but geez, that's just wrong.

This is the point where I have to ask the same question...you stated "is like masturbating with a cheesegrater." Looks like someone has some explaining to do.

digitalrat · Jun 19, 2003

ahhhh, thats just wrong.

NYC Dude · Jun 19, 2003

I'm going to keep this in mind, because even though I haven't done that with a cheese grater I can imagine that it would hurt.

calvran · Jun 19, 2003

It's like masturbating with a cheesegrater because in both cases, you're rubbing sharp metal designed to cut (Braces are designed to cut your flesh, don't ever let the orthodontist tell you otherwise!) against your ****. Which hurts.

I didn't need to masturbate with a cheesegrater to find that out.

...
Not that it stopped me from trying or anything though...

drixsa · Jun 19, 2003

ok unless a girl has something on the inside of her mouth,like a spacer or a permanent retainer, there should be no problem in recieving oral sex.

only her lips, the ends of her teeth( at most), her inner cheeks(of her mouth) and her tounge should be touching your soldier

if somehow your **** gets stuck in her braces or she gives yu a quick, sharp, unpleasent feeling she is not giving proper and enjoyable oral sex

please educate your mate on what you like so that she can better service you.

Titus · Jun 20, 2003

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH MAN! Unglaublich! Calvran, *Titus slaps Calvran on the back* that was GOOD!

Sato21m · Jun 20, 2003

lmao .ahhahahahahahahahha thats ****ed up lo

Fey the Girl · Jun 20, 2003

yup

Originally posted by calvran
It's like masturbating with a cheesegrater because in both cases, you're rubbing sharp metal designed to cut (Braces are designed to cut your flesh, don't ever let the orthodontist tell you otherwise!) against your ****. Which hurts.

I didn't need to masturbate with a cheesegrater to find that out.

...
Not that it stopped me from trying or anything though...

^I agree with you, she must have been doing something wrong.

oreo_renegade · Jun 20, 2003

Re: yup

Originally posted by Fey the Girl
^I agree with you, she must have been doing something wrong.

Yeah... the post you quoted wasnt the one that talks about giving head the wrong way

Thought I should point it out to the newbie

Fey the Girl · Jun 20, 2003

^I really thought I quoted the right reply
uh uh not good

isotope · Jun 24, 2003

you should data a chick with dentures, have her take them out... ah sweet softness

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