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I am a Clown Rapist ... (Really retarded rumor)

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Here are the cliff notes: Hot girl hears from friend of mine that I think she is pretty, some immature kid feels it is the right thing to say that I love clowns. So... The hot chick now thinks I am some clown rapist that will rape her in a funhouse...


Right.... Very immature and a complete turnoff for me. But hell, I want to keep my daily interest level up, so how can I approach her? What do I say to her after all of this?
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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"Oh man, if there's anything I don't like, it's being a clown rapist."
 

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Originally posted by jc7875
Here are the cliff notes: Hot girl hears from friend of mine that I think she is pretty, some immature kid feels it is the right thing to say that I love clowns. So... The hot chick now thinks I am some clown rapist that will rape her in a funhouse...


Right.... Very immature and a complete turnoff for me. But hell, I want to keep my daily interest level up, so how can I approach her? What do I say to her after all of this?

what? Are you even in HS???


And what age is that chick?? Thinks you're a "clown-rapist"??
 

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Re: Re: I am a Clown Rapist ... (Really retarded post)

Originally posted by Ronny_Neumonic II
what? Are you even in HS???


And what age is that chick?? Thinks you're a "clown-rapist"??
Honestly, this sounds like some silly youngins.:D

Why does she think you are a clown who rapes people? From what you said, she probably thinks of you as the chump who has a crush on her and likes clowns.

"Oh man, if there's anything I don't like, it's being a clown rapist."

hehehe
 

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Originally posted by jc7875
Here are the cliff notes: Hot girl hears from friend of mine that I think she is pretty, some immature kid feels it is the right thing to say that I love clowns. So... The hot chick now thinks I am some clown rapist that will rape her in a funhouse...


Right.... Very immature and a complete turnoff for me. But hell, I want to keep my daily interest level up, so how can I approach her? What do I say to her after all of this?
HAHA! We've got a genmayer!! Haha I saw that thread.

CLOWN FVCKER!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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shes 16 im 17 .. blah, immaturity on her part. she is kinda weird but yeah what should i do cuz i think she is kinda hot
 

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Take her to the circus :D .
 

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Just play it off, make fun of the situation.

"Really, they asked me to. I didn't rape them... honest!" :D
 

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how the hell could anybody make that connection????
YOU:
i think your pretty
clowns are cool
HER:
omg, hes a clown rapist and hes going to rape me in a funhouse.



WHAT THE FVCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anybody who is that immature, i would not take seriously.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

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Dude, this is perfect.

Go up to her all suave and cunning, like you obviously are -- and say to her "Hey baby... you me, funhouse, right now, hows it sound?"

I think she'll get the idea.

If she doesn't say anything, grab her arm and be like "do it".
 

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WAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAH

i think i laughed hard enough at the replies that i won't need to laugh again for a month.
 
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To show that you aren't a clown rapist.....rape her! he he

Seriously, she doesn't know what she's talking about. she's insecure and its obvious because if she was SECURE and CONFIDENT about herself, she wouldn't need to go out and make fun of people......just don't take any **** from em! ignore her or something.
 
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