Night-hawk
Master Don Juan
We all get annoyed and amused with femtardation.
Here is the dialogue that took place between me and 23 year old
Going down on on cute 23 year old virgin
Me: Am I in a 70s porn right now. I didn`t know one inch pubes were in in 2012.
Virgin: Oh, huhh
Me: (spit) are you a virgin.
Virgin: ya
Me: why, you are 23. Are you a big prude.
Virgin: No, I just want to give it to the right guy
Me: how many relationships have you been in.
Virgin: 8. Longest was around 8 months.
Me: And you never had sex in that time. Was your boyfriend a chump. hahaha
Virgin. We did other stuff. How many girls have you been with.
Me: around 50 or so.
Virgin: Really!
Me: Yeah. Well, Im going to get a razon. Can I shave your *****.
Virgin. haha, nooo
Me: k word of advise, trim you *****, guys like smooth *****.
She then commenced blowing me twice
Me: easy with those teeth.
Virgin. Ok (face gets a blast)
Virgin: Do you think I`m pretty.
Me: yes, but kinda a prude.
Virgin: I can do nasty stuff.
Me: heh
Afterwards
Virgin: So are you gonna get my number.
Me: Here, take mine.
Virgin: K heres mine.
Me: ok
Virgin: is this real.
Me: yep.
and thats the end of that.
Anyway, nothing wrong with giving a girl a little slap, or punch in the *****. Be that verbally, metaphorically, or physically...some need it, or they wont learn, and hey, you are helping your fellow males.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCN3CSLZuI
:rockon:
Here is the dialogue that took place between me and 23 year old
Going down on on cute 23 year old virgin
Me: Am I in a 70s porn right now. I didn`t know one inch pubes were in in 2012.
Virgin: Oh, huhh
Me: (spit) are you a virgin.
Virgin: ya
Me: why, you are 23. Are you a big prude.
Virgin: No, I just want to give it to the right guy
Me: how many relationships have you been in.
Virgin: 8. Longest was around 8 months.
Me: And you never had sex in that time. Was your boyfriend a chump. hahaha
Virgin. We did other stuff. How many girls have you been with.
Me: around 50 or so.
Virgin: Really!
Me: Yeah. Well, Im going to get a razon. Can I shave your *****.
Virgin. haha, nooo
Me: k word of advise, trim you *****, guys like smooth *****.
She then commenced blowing me twice
Me: easy with those teeth.
Virgin. Ok (face gets a blast)
Virgin: Do you think I`m pretty.
Me: yes, but kinda a prude.
Virgin: I can do nasty stuff.
Me: heh
Afterwards
Virgin: So are you gonna get my number.
Me: Here, take mine.
Virgin: K heres mine.
Me: ok
Virgin: is this real.
Me: yep.
and thats the end of that.
Anyway, nothing wrong with giving a girl a little slap, or punch in the *****. Be that verbally, metaphorically, or physically...some need it, or they wont learn, and hey, you are helping your fellow males.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCN3CSLZuI
:rockon: