One of my friends growing up was a crazy steroided italian. He got laid alot. This guy got mad p*ssy. Now he's doing some male modeling. He once got on top of a bar of a very crowded club and jerked off in front of hundreds of people. Then he got laid that same night. I do not think you can get more Alpha Male than this. Now that takes some huge balls.

One night at the beach we were walking down the street with open beers in our hands and the rent-a-cops on bikes came up to my friend (the one that jerked of in public) and wanted to see his license. We were under age at the time. He was really drunk and showed the cops his license. They said his license was a fake, which it was. So he said Oh sorry and pulled out his other license that was real which showed that he was under age. How drunk do you have to be to do this lol. Those were some good memories.

Cool

So the guys in the club had no problem with him whipping it out and masturbating in front of their girlfriends?

Sigh

The guys in the club did not care because this guy was an absolute steroided freak. He was about 245 pounds of solid muscle. He was soo big and steroided up that when the cops got him at the beach with the underage license they called up backup on there walkie talkies and said "we need extra backup, this guy is soo huge, a muscle freak, backup now please".

Lol