Wanted: Your Most AFC Move

[Juan_Man]

I remember in junior high when I had a crush on this one girl. Of course she didn't like me back because she wanted this one taller, better-looking, more athletic, player guy friend of mine. I later found out that my friend liked her as well. Being the dumba$$ I was, I decided to set them up, thinking that my crush would find my humanitarian side attractive. Of course it didn't work. He got to make out with her, and I got to hear about it. He later dumped her, looking for a "faster" girl, but my crush continued to like him. Ughhh!!!!! This is almost painful to write. Now I call all of you DJs to post your worst AFC manuever in the hopes of educating the youth out there in their future pursuit of the opposite sex.

[lucasilf]

lol, my worst??? So many to choose from. Hmmm...OK

Because of my AFC ways my first girlfriend lost interest in me real fast. So I kept calling, everyday, I left atleast one message a day ("PLEASE CALL ME BACK!") for a week when I finally got through to her (she answered by accident saying another guys name, ooops!) and I asked her why she was avoiding me (atleast I could figure out that much) and she said she didn't like dating (BS!) and I asked "What am I suppose to do? Stop loving you???" (This was the first time either of us had used the word love.)

Dam have I come a long, long way.

lucasilf

[trickynick]

This will be the third time I have posted this disgustingly AFC manuever from my BAFC days of high school.

There was a girl with whom I was in a long-term friendzone situation (my AFC delusions led me to believe I had a chance). One day hanging out in her apartment, she wished aloud that she wanted a candy bar. I actually went to the store and bought her one and came back.

God, I wince every time I write that but it's important for everyone to understand what major chumps a lot of us once were.

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You either own the game or it owns you!

[Sg]

My worst mistake..
Calling her back!
My Brothers worst mistake, saying "I do"

[Alucard]

My worst AFC move was not moving at all; just passing by with this stupid look on my face. This would be followed by me kicking myself later for being a wussy.

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I was cured all right!

[MG69]

Let me contribute too.

I was in a LTR with this gal for 5 years and when she broke up with me, i did tons of AFC stuffs.

i made her jigsaw puzzle, call her every now and then to ask for a second chance, buy her flowers, be a more-than-good-friend-but-not-bf, treat her to a circus show($200 per pax), begging her to tell me why she chose to break up and i will change myself for her, and went to a holiday with her and ends up buying a diamond ring for her.

[Sg]

Originally posted by MG69:
Let me contribute too.

I was in a LTR with this gal for 5 years and when she broke up with me, i did tons of AFC stuffs.

i made her jigsaw puzzle, call her every now and then to ask for a second chance, buy her flowers, be a more-than-good-friend-but-not-bf, treat her to a circus show($200 per pax), begging her to tell me why she chose to break up and i will change myself for her, and went to a holiday with her and ends up buying a diamond ring for her.



MG69 has shown MUCH improvement since then though. Congrats http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif

[MG69]

Originally posted by Sg:
MG69 has shown MUCH improvement since then though. Congrats http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif



its all thanks to you guys here.
i did not really get over the break up till i came upon this site and read a lot from the DJ bible and the magnificient posts of all the guys here

[PortugueseMeatball]

Asking a girl if she'd like to be my GF, and having to hear "El LJBF". Oh, but there're so many of them!...

[Matt ala Casanova]

I get sick thinking of this one.....

I was married for 7 years, I became a AFC by protocol and towards the end I tried to do everything to keep her, change my ways, habits, everything...mind you, she was a fvcking 2! I was trying to keep something I was TOO use to. I am so glad I finally woke up and kicked her a$$ out. Now I am happy with a 9! http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/biggrin.gif This 9 and others chase me now...woot!

M.A.C.

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"If you worry about tommorow and get mad about yesterday, you will piss all over today!"

[College_Man]

I was friends with this girl all through my first 2 years in college. I had it bad for her for at least 2 years...she had given me the LJBF line and I hung around hoping for her to give me a chance. I've watched her date another guy and listened to her when she was having problems and was "always there for her" Fvck that s*it. She broke up with this guy and I was getting a gleam of hope b/c I thought I was gonna get my chance...who was I kidding...she got back with him a month after they broke up....this put me over the edge, so I just quit talking to her all together...this was difficult b/c we were taking 2 classes together...but I just ignored her...she'd try to get my attention but I wasn't gonna let her use me anymore...I haven't spoken to her in 2 months and I see her 3 days a week for about 3 hours each of those days...I find my life much better without her

[DJinTraining]

I kept a daily journal about how I felt about a girl I was infatuated with, then when she was just about to move away from college, I GAVE IT TO HER!

[DeepBlue]

Juan_Man wrote:
Wanted: Your Most AFC Move


It's too long a list!
:-)

But seriously, my "moves" as an AFC all came down to the same thing:
Giving too much too soon.

DeepBlue

[GREAT BIG MAN]

I was the lead singer of a boys band.

Ok, went from Italy to Arkansas to visit a girl who was in an exchange program, at least I got some action http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Juan_Man]

Good stuff! Keep 'em coming.

[DJ de Florida]

I was in high school. At the end date when driving her home from a formal high school dance, I asked "Where is this relationship going?". I should have been using my mouth for other purposes.



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DJ de Florida
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Just Do It!

1) Progress always involves risk: you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.

2) Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.

3) You never really lose until you stop trying.

[Archalon]

1. saying I do
2. saying yes - TWICE - when asked by different gals to marry them
3. paying for both rings


Luckily, that stupidity is behind me now

[Powertrip]

I kept a daily journal about how I felt about a girl I was infatuated with, then when she was just about to move away from college, I GAVE IT TO HER!

Holy Crap.. that is the worst thing I've ever heard.

Nick, you're running a close second. http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/wink.gif

Personally, I went out at 2am and got flowers and a card for my soon-to-be ex for an argument that really had nothing to do with me. I was going out of my way to apologize and make good even though it was her fault. I'm glad that guy and her are gone from my life forever!

[Dee-Zy]

this is great thread. Good idea.

I've seen something familiar, but it's always great for laughs and learn from mistakes.

My worst mistake to date?

My high school crush, Put her on a pedestrial for 5 years - and never got close to a kiss... played my cards wrong at the end and became 'friends' aaaargh...

still painfull today.

infact, I still dunno if I'm over her or not.

http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/frown.gif
GHOST

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[Pro]

I'd have to say my biggest AFC move lasted from say 16 to 19. hehhehehhehhe http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Well you should see me now!

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“You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face” -Eleanor Roosevelt

"If you do something, you'll reap rewards."

[hannibal82]

haahhahahha this is great looking back on now and laughing.......ok here it goes

I had a huge cruch on this girl from work since 9th grade.....i was infatuated with her all through HS.....i was the typical Nice guy/ AFC ..... I called her all the time to try to arrange a "date" and she never would call me back and she always blew me off but still got all the attention from me

in the summer of 2000 after graduation we hung out a few times......only for me to be utterly heart broken after seeing her actively try to hook up with other guys

sept 2000 - i go to college away from home.....I email her, IM her......call her LONG DISTANCE from my dorm room hahahhaa....february, i ordered her roses via the phone from out of state and had them delivered to her on valentines day hahahaha
I wrote her letters.....hinting of my "love" for her, i wrote her some poems ...she always replied in general vague ways (gee i wonder why hhahaah) summer 2k1 rolls around......she hooks up with some confident jerk and "breaks my heart " .......i wrote some more letters, told her how much i cared for her etc etc.... ok this is the climax LOL.... one summer day i'm hanging out at her house w/ her twin sister and am trying to get up the nerve to even talk to her and her jerk x bf guy comes over and they go outside and kino/ make out in front of my lame AFC ass hahaahhaah.........i almost cried, i then proceeded to half ass chew her out by telling her she treated her friends like crap and i never saw her again......then i wrote her a letter a week later saying how sorry i was for yelling and hoping we could still be friends....... havn't seen her since......and THAT my friends is what you like to call an AFC .....its all true to

excuse me while i go throw up now LOL

Hanny

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"You....You're so ******* money and you don't even know it.
-Trent from "Swingers

[Large Mike]

Let's see...

Early in Junior High and High School I had this horrible habit.

I was this geek that no girl would date no how. Period. But I'd pick a girl (actually, two girls total) and I'd put them on *such* a pedastle that I'm sure they got oxygen deprived. And there was me, shading my eyes, looking up at these girls, being a total AFC.

And then I would declare my 'love'. At the time I didn't even know what love was, hell I probably still don't know. But I would go ahead and do it anyways, because I was AFC.

Gotta love it.

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Not all who wander are lost.

[MG69]

lets have a vote for the most AFC guy of the past.

My vote goes to hannibal82

[Hawkeye]

about 6 months ago i told a girl who i really liked that "she looked radiant as always"....i guess that made me an AFC and put me on homo-suspicion http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Chubbs Peterson]

Alright DJ's, here's my most AFC move, cut and pasted from a previous post. Think of this next time you think of doing something stupid. Enjoy!

I met Daria back in college (circa 1992) when she was 18 and I was maybe 23. She was a 9 with a good personality and I liked her but I deemed her too young and immature, plus she was into Basketball players so I thought I never had a chance. We became friends and hung out occasionally. I didn’t realize it then, but because I wasn’t fawning all over her like everyone else, Daria had developed a crush on me! I found this out from a mutual friend a year after I graduated. Amazed after learning that such an attractive girl liked me and I didn’t even have a clue, I tried to make up for lost time. She had just broken up with her b-ball BF and we dated a couple of times. At first she was calling me just to say “hi” and I thought that I was a SHOE-IN.

Stupid AFC me. To solidify my position, I devised a romantic “plan” to leave daily mystery gifts at her doorstep with the explicit directions to NOT open them until all the gifts were delivered. Each gift was a component for a candlelit dinner I planned to have on her apartment rooftop. (I’m getting the shivers typing this: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT A CHUMP I WAS!). Of course she unwrapped the first gift (some candles) immediately and left a message on my machine to say thank you. She had this happy giggle in her voice, but I was actually angry that she ruined my plan. A week later Daria invited me over her place and I spilled the beans about how much liked her and blah blah blah. She told me that she used to really like me and showed me poems that she used to write about me. I asked her to kiss me and she said no. Then she told me she was still talking to her Ex-BF and I asked her why and she said she wanted a “challenge,” but we could still be friends. I left. And the image of Daria’s BF giving her the hot meat injection tormented my AFC mind for the longest time.

I ran into her a few months later outside of a club and when I saw her I just froze up. I was stammering and tense, She said “Oh don’t be like that” and gave me a hug before I turned and walked away. More months passed and I received an overseas postcard from her on vacation. She wrote “I hope we can be friends again."

We never became "friends again."

So do I win the AFC championship fellas? http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif

--Chubbs.

[Turner Ohvur]

This is maybe more of a "Blown Opportunity," because in the beginning she was quite interested. But it's my most AFC move because I was just too wussy to do anything about this chick.

This'll blow yer mind.

You gotta love those sunshine girls...when you're an AFC, they'll get you every time. We were on the phone, filling out this stupid online compatibility test. Yes, you heard it right, she actually wanted to SEE if we would be compatible as a couple. At least I was DJ enough to know she was just playing with my head by doing so.

One of the questions on the test was "Do you love her?" and I actually said, "Hmm...let me think..." NOT in a joking way. I had some false hope that she'd say, "Turner, are you SERIOUS? Wait a second. Maybe..."

The test had determined that a Pisces and a Leo were horrible matches and that it would never work out. When it came to the result she said, "What does it say?" and I said, "Oh, just a buncha garbage about signs and stuff."

Then she said, "What would you think about us dating?"

I said, "Yeah, we can um, hang out sometime? If that's what you mean."

She said "No, like something long term, more serious."

I said, my voice TREMBLING, "Yeah, I think I would."

She said, "Me too."

Silence. Ten full seconds.

I said, "So, did you do the math homework last night? It was hard huh?"

Talk about low self esteem.

I occasionally cried in my pillow, like a little pansy, thinking about her. She got fat. I hear she has herpes now.


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"...the better to seduce you with..."
Tao of Steve

"Power is only vouchsafed for those daring enough to bend down and pick it up. There is but one thing we need; indeed only one thing: to dare."
Fyodor Dostoevsky

[MG69]

Originally posted by Chubbs Peterson:
Alright DJ's, here's my most AFC move, cut and pasted from a previous post. Think of this next time you think of doing something stupid. Enjoy!

I met Daria back in college (circa 1992) when she was 18 and I was maybe 23. She was a 9 with a good personality and I liked her but I deemed her too young and immature, plus she was into Basketball players so I thought I never had a chance. We became friends and hung out occasionally. I didn’t realize it then, but because I wasn’t fawning all over her like everyone else, Daria had developed a crush on me! I found this out from a mutual friend a year after I graduated. Amazed after learning that such an attractive girl liked me and I didn’t even have a clue, I tried to make up for lost time. She had just broken up with her b-ball BF and we dated a couple of times. At first she was calling me just to say “hi” and I thought that I was a SHOE-IN.

Stupid AFC me. To solidify my position, I devised a romantic “plan” to leave daily mystery gifts at her doorstep with the explicit directions to NOT open them until all the gifts were delivered. Each gift was a component for a candlelit dinner I planned to have on her apartment rooftop. (I’m getting the shivers typing this: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT A CHUMP I WAS!). Of course she unwrapped the first gift (some candles) immediately and left a message on my machine to say thank you. She had this happy giggle in her voice, but I was actually angry that she ruined my plan. A week later Daria invited me over her place and I spilled the beans about how much liked her and blah blah blah. She told me that she used to really like me and showed me poems that she used to write about me. I asked her to kiss me and she said no. Then she told me she was still talking to her Ex-BF and I asked her why and she said she wanted a “challenge,” but we could still be friends. I left. And the image of Daria’s BF giving her the hot meat injection tormented my AFC mind for the longest time.

I ran into her a few months later outside of a club and when I saw her I just froze up. I was stammering and tense, She said “Oh don’t be like that” and gave me a hug before I turned and walked away. More months passed and I received an overseas postcard from her on vacation. She wrote “I hope we can be friends again."

We never became "friends again."

So do I win the AFC championship fellas? http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif

--Chubbs.


my vote stays with hannibal82

[Matt ala Casanova]

off subject...but why the heck do you quote a half a page of text just to reply with one line....hello!!!

M.A.C.

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"If you worry about tommorow and get mad about yesterday, you will piss all over today!"

[Powertrip]

DJInTraining has my vote.. the guy kept a journal about a girl for a year and then gave it to her as she was leaving for college?

I'm sorry, but thats not just one or two mis-steps, thats the friggen golden goose of AFCism. That's a "please stay away from me" reaction and not "LJBF".

[Atratus]

From the list of things i'm not particularly proud about:

Halfway through my first evening hanging out with a chick i know had high interest in me, i took her for a walk and said that i rather liked her. I then decided to suddenly kiss her, which she took it very well. I on the other hand, and to this day i do not know why, became unsure about somethingoranother and inexplicably wanted to get as far away as this girl as possible. So i thought up some lame excuse about forgotten to have met preperations for receiving visitors from france, and dissappeared as quickly as i could.

Damn, at that time, i probably didn't even know that i could think!

[DJ de Florida]

Originally posted by Chubbs Peterson:
Alright DJ's, here's my most AFC move, cut and pasted from a previous post. Think of this next time you think of doing something stupid. Enjoy!

I met Daria back in college (circa 1992) when she was 18 and I was maybe 23. She was a 9 with a good personality and I liked her but I deemed her too young and immature, plus she was into Basketball players so I thought I never had a chance. We became friends and hung out occasionally. I didn’t realize it then, but because I wasn’t fawning all over her like everyone else, Daria had developed a crush on me! I found this out from a mutual friend a year after I graduated. Amazed after learning that such an attractive girl liked me and I didn’t even have a clue, I tried to make up for lost time. She had just broken up with her b-ball BF and we dated a couple of times. At first she was calling me just to say “hi” and I thought that I was a SHOE-IN.

Stupid AFC me. To solidify my position, I devised a romantic “plan” to leave daily mystery gifts at her doorstep with the explicit directions to NOT open them until all the gifts were delivered. Each gift was a component for a candlelit dinner I planned to have on her apartment rooftop. (I’m getting the shivers typing this: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT A CHUMP I WAS!). Of course she unwrapped the first gift (some candles) immediately and left a message on my machine to say thank you. She had this happy giggle in her voice, but I was actually angry that she ruined my plan. A week later Daria invited me over her place and I spilled the beans about how much liked her and blah blah blah. She told me that she used to really like me and showed me poems that she used to write about me. I asked her to kiss me and she said no. Then she told me she was still talking to her Ex-BF and I asked her why and she said she wanted a “challenge,” but we could still be friends. I left. And the image of Daria’s BF giving her the hot meat injection tormented my AFC mind for the longest time.

I ran into her a few months later outside of a club and when I saw her I just froze up. I was stammering and tense, She said “Oh don’t be like that” and gave me a hug before I turned and walked away. More months passed and I received an overseas postcard from her on vacation. She wrote “I hope we can be friends again."

We never became "friends again."

So do I win the AFC championship fellas? http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif

--Chubbs.

Right now, you are in the lead. DJinTraining is close behind.



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DJ de Florida
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Just Do It!

1) Progress always involves risk: you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.

2) Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.

3) You never really lose until you stop trying.

[DJ de Florida]

Originally posted by Powertrip:
I kept a daily journal about how I felt about a girl I was infatuated with, then when she was just about to move away from college, I GAVE IT TO HER!

Holy Crap.. that is the worst thing I've ever heard.

Nick, you're running a close second. http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/wink.gif

Personally, I went out at 2am and got flowers and a card for my soon-to-be ex for an argument that really had nothing to do with me. I was going out of my way to apologize and make good even though it was her fault. I'm glad that guy and her are gone from my life forever!

You are higher on the list than Tricky!



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DJ de Florida
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Just Do It!

1) Progress always involves risk: you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.

2) Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.

3) You never really lose until you stop trying.

[phuckdeezhos]

This girl I was dating a year ago made a total chump out of me. Whenever I suggested that we should go out on a date, then she would ALWAYS dictate where we went to eat. I was like, well, phuck this, I'm going to put my foot down. So the next time she tried to dictate where we go to eat, I intervene, and I was like "No, we're going here." She was like "Fine, then I won't go then." I'm sad to say that I gave in, every time. This happened like 5-6 times and to top it off, I always paid for the both of us.

To make matters even worse, she broke up with me, hooked back up with her EX, and then used me for advice for her love life with him. I always tried to offer good advice because I thought this would make her love me since I was doing "anything to make her happy." She played me for a phuckin’ fool, and any chump that lacked a backbone like I did, deserves to be run over like that.

I'm not the boldest guy these days, but I refuse to let some ***** do that to me now. Phuck them!!! Yes, I'm still very bitter!
Thankfully, I found this site.

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Dog women like they dog us.

[Turner Ohvur]

Phuckdeez mentions a mistake so common in extreme AFC's...it's scary.

The humanitarian approach...lol...when an AFC hooks his crush up with some other guy, hoping she'll like him for how nice he is to do so. I've always been too selfish to pull that one. I was more of an "if i can't have her, no one will" AFC.

[Donjuanpablo]

Back in high school i became absolutely infatuated with the best friend of my best friend's girlfriend. I refused to make a move believing fate would eventually bring us together. But I did tell her friend how much I liked her and I even said I was in love. after about 8 months of liking her and phone calls the girl really started to dislike me and even told everyone I was like a stalker. But, oh no, I persisted still and even asked her out for a coffee. This was to be the big day. I was gonna tell her my feelings and we would live happily ever after. hehehe, u won't believe this.. She brought about 6 of her friends with her to the "date" and said about 3 words to me. Well that was the end of that and 3 years on I still cringe at the thought..

[Chrispy]

My AFC was when I made the mistake of getting chummy with a classmate via e-mail..all personal and informative..but whenever we talk in person..there was like..either nervousness or no chemistry.

When I finally had the guts to ask her out (via e-mail..geez) and she said ok...on the day of..she cancels!

I was totally played all that time..and worst is I *knew* she was the "player" type..no doubt about it! Boy what a waste of time..and how I've learned alot since then!

[ACTION]

Yo, this ain't about myself, but I HAD to throw it in when I read the article in today's "New York Daily News": 'Court: OK To Ax Worker For Jealous Wife.'

Bust it:

This guy has a secretary (they are both married). The secretary gets pregnant (by her husband, of course) and the boss' wife accusses her man of impregnating his secretary. A year or two later, she's pregnant again and this time his wife gets ALL OVER him and next thing you know, he fires his pregnant secretary.

So, the secretary sues for improper termination, wins the case, but the decision is reversed by a lower court! The court said that what the boss did was in accordance with the law so that he can appease (did they mean supplicate to?) his wife.

Wife or not, what a fukkin' chump.

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Women only pretend to be better so that they can get some magic!

[Master of the Universe]

Wow, some good AFC moves here!

However, I won't be outdone that quickly http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif

The first chick that I was infatuated with, when I was 17... that will be one lesson in AFCiness I won't forget soon (though sometimes I wish I would).

I thought this girl was an 11 (even though she was a 6 - 7)... forget putting her on a pedestal, I had her on the damn Empire State Building!

One day she told me that she thought my hairstyle was old, two hours later I had a new hairstyle.

We were in a store... she looked at a hat and said "that's a pretty cool hat." 5 minutes later the hat was on her head... she didn't even have to ask me to get it for her.

These two were only minor examples of my shining example of AFCiness. Here's the one that takes the cake though...

One day she and I were talking, and she tells me that she's always wanted to bytch slap someone. Of course, I eagerly volunteer. Just thinking back to that slap she gave me, my cheecks still sting.

And the worst part - she tells all our friends that I let her bytch slap me - AND I WAS PROUD of it because she paid attention to me!!!

(Excuse me for a minute while I take some heartburn medicine... I'm getting indigestion thinking about it all http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif

And to add icing to the cake...

I had initially told the girl that I liked her, and was promptly LJBFed for my efforts. I was persistent though, and got her to be interested in me (she even told my sister that she imagined us doing the wild thing).

However, needless to say, I blew it major time with my AFC behavior.

Oh well... live and learn.

Master of the Universe

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"Life's a joke... take it too seriously, and the joke's on you"

[BeyondII]

Originally posted by Master of the Universe:

One day she told me that she thought my hairstyle was old, two hours later I had a new hairstyle.

We were in a store... she looked at a hat and said "that's a pretty cool hat." 5 minutes later the hat was on her head... she didn't even have to ask me to get it for her.


One day she and I were talking, and she tells me that she's always wanted to bytch slap someone. Of course, I eagerly volunteer. Just thinking back to that slap she gave me, my cheecks still sting.

And the worst part - she tells all our friends that I let her bytch slap me - AND I WAS PROUD of it because she paid attention to me!!!

(Excuse me for a minute while I take some heartburn medicine... I'm getting indigestion thinking about it all http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif




Master of the Universe that was one hell of a funny post. No offence. You made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

[MG69]

we have a contender for the top spot from Master of the universe

[JUST ME]

thats easy- just read my post and gio's reply to my post titled- how to get your ex back.GIO where are ya? bump it up into this thread! thanks...

thank GOD


i have come a long way
http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif

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"sweetie, youre paying for dinner, right?"

Women avoid, men confront.

Only a REAL MAN admits his mistakes.

RULE#1-A woman knows in the first few minutes if she will sleep with you or not.

RULE#2-Regardless of her intentions, a woman will let you spend your time, money and attention on her.

RULE#3- You can't convince anyone to do anything.You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make 'em drink.


If we all took our OWN advice, we'd be alot smarter.

[darkhorse]

Originally posted by Turner Ohvur:
I occasionally cried in my pillow, like a little pansy, thinking about her. She got fat. I hear she has herpes now.




Ah, I'm a sucker for happy endings.

My vote for biggest AFC goes to that co-worker of Wyldfire's who babysits for his ex's boyfriend's kids.



[This message has been edited by darkhorse (edited 04-04-2002).]

[TheRockStar]

i would have to say the very first time i approached a girl who i had caught my eye and walked up shaking with nervousness and asked
me: "do you have a boyfriend?"

her:"yeah, sorry"

me: ok. (turn around and leave)

i know im going to get it for this one so fire away.

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"No little perv bull**** is gonna work with this one, you gotta play it smooth, be Don Juan de la Nootch"- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

[DJ de Florida]

Originally posted by Master of the Universe:
Wow, some good AFC moves here!

However, I won't be outdone that quickly http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif

The first chick that I was infatuated with, when I was 17... that will be one lesson in AFCiness I won't forget soon (though sometimes I wish I would).

I thought this girl was an 11 (even though she was a 6 - 7)... forget putting her on a pedestal, I had her on the damn Empire State Building!

One day she told me that she thought my hairstyle was old, two hours later I had a new hairstyle.

We were in a store... she looked at a hat and said "that's a pretty cool hat." 5 minutes later the hat was on her head... she didn't even have to ask me to get it for her.

These two were only minor examples of my shining example of AFCiness. Here's the one that takes the cake though...

One day she and I were talking, and she tells me that she's always wanted to bytch slap someone. Of course, I eagerly volunteer. Just thinking back to that slap she gave me, my cheecks still sting.

And the worst part - she tells all our friends that I let her bytch slap me - AND I WAS PROUD of it because she paid attention to me!!!

(Excuse me for a minute while I take some heartburn medicine... I'm getting indigestion thinking about it all http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif

And to add icing to the cake...

I had initially told the girl that I liked her, and was promptly LJBFed for my efforts. I was persistent though, and got her to be interested in me (she even told my sister that she imagined us doing the wild thing).

However, needless to say, I blew it major time with my AFC behavior.

Oh well... live and learn.

Master of the Universe



Motu,

You are leaving out the big one. Maybe you should add the link http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/biggrin.gif j/k



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1) Progress always involves risk: you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.

2) Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.

3) You never really lose until you stop trying.

[Aiken_Drum]

Do you think you got a chance against my level of AFCness of my High school days? I´m at 1st year at college now and MUCH more a man than before!. The crown WILL be mine!

Here we go: I was going out with my first GF at age 13, and after going out for a month my friends met her and said she was ugly (she was a 6 in my opinion) so I dumped her because of what my friends thought. I didn´t dumped her with any style, just didn´t anwser to her when she asked "Don´t you love me anymore?" while looking to the floor embarrassed. After a month or so she called me to see how I was doing. We talked some time and she asked me out and I said no.
After about 6 months I was pretty desesperated about getting with someone, so I called her. I don´t remember clearly what I said, but it was pretty close to "Hello, it´s me. Do you wanna go to the movies sometime?". Talk about charisma http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/wink.gif. All in a VERY unconfident voice.
That was the last I´ve heard of her.

Do you think that was bad? Boy, that was foreplay! Prepare for penetration!

I´ve been a very, very funny person my whole life. My friends love this about me and used to tell me it more with women, because they obviosly saw that I got nervous around them.
I thought all the time "Why is it that when I don´t try to get a women to like me, they do and when I do I act like a piece of frozen wuss?". Well, this site have forced the answer into my brain so now try to be as cool and calmed as I can around girls (getting better with each passing day http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/wink.gif.

Here is the story: there was this girl, a good 9 (she was even "studing", as she called it, for modeling, ****!) that I met when skiing here at Argentina. In the south of my country we have great places to ski (Aspen go home!).
I went there alone (my mother got a week after me, it lasted 2 weeks), so I started mingling with the group. I was 16 at that time (now I´m 19). So this girl, who was 17, was with a group of girls. I started being friends with all of them and with this girl, Paula, and his brother who was 19. They really liked me because of my funny nature, but at that time I had such a low self-estime that you could only pick it up with a scoop. So it NEVER crossed my mind that this girl or her friends could like me i any sexual or romantical way. So here we were hanging out, skiing together (with the whole group of about 5 girls and her brother), she was telling them how funny I was. There was a girl, an ugly, fat 2 who tried to get me multiple times and her friends helped her. Once we went to dance and this girl hit on me and tried to kiss me. I moved my head away. She understood the msg http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/wink.gif . So Paula, the girl I had a crush on come over to me and asked if didn´t liked that girl. I said no. She asked who I liked.

Wow! Let´s stop for a moment. This was the first sign I saw about her having some interest in me, altought the previous ones (she telling her friends the cool guy I was) were obvious even for a baby DJ.

Do you know what I did?
I looked her deeply in her eyes for 3 seconds, I said "You" in a sensuous voice and kissed her passionately.
No, now seriously, I said "I don´t now" and again, looked away, like a ****ing level 50 AFC!

She stayed away from me for a while after that.

We went back to Buenos Aires, where I live, having exchanged numbers (with all the people I met at the group, we were about 40 including children, so don´t have any crazy ideas about me asking for her # myself!). We hang out a couple of times, going out to have dinner (well, ok, Mc Donalds) and going to a pub to dance. With all the group of friends there, of course, not just her! There were 2 males for 6 females there, one being her brother, what a wasted oportunity, eh? At this time I didn´t thought I had a chance, thinking I wasted them, so I thought of her as just a friend and treated her as such. I must say to my defense that I didn´t put her on a pedestal anymore than anyother girl (which is not saying A LOT, but hell, it was pretty much something considereng she was a 9).
One night, about 20 people from that group of the vacation got together at one of the adult of the group´s house. Also, that night I had to go to a friend´s house for a birthday.
So about 23:00 hrs I said to them I had to go.
Do you know what happened? She asked if she could come along with some of my other friends!
I was naiver than a baby, so I never thought she even MIGHT have some interest in me.
So I called my friend, it was ok, so we went there.

Nothing important happenned till pretty late, when talking about relationship and stuff she asked me if I was a virgin. WTF??? This girl wanted every piece of my body inside her!
Here I was beggining to *suspect* she *might* be attracted to me (DUUUUHHH!!!) but I was so ****ing insecure that I got totally freaked out and replied "Well, technically, yes". She started asking what I meant with that. As a side note, I was virgin, I just wanted to say something else than a straight yes. I said to her "nothing", she continued bugging me and I kept answering nothing in a boring way! Now I can think of a lot of better things to say, such as bliking an eye to her and saying "Maybe I´ll tell you for a kiss" or ANYTHING ELSE but not "Nothing"!
So the party went on, I was thinking how to tell her about my feelings (yeah, I know), when she seated on my lap when I was talking to her brother. Nothing sexual, but enough to get me thinking "Maybe I have a chance after all", but then replying to myself "No, I will surely screw it up".

The party went on, people were starting to leave, so she decided to give me a last "hint": while I was talking to a friend, I looked to a corridor and saw her seated discussing something with a friend. When she saw me, she said something to her friend in the ear and called me there.
So I seated next to her and she takes my hand. I stay like that totally shocked for about 15 seconds, when she says, "what?" to make me do something. A friend looks at me, he could only see me from were he was but knew what was happening and looked to me to make me do something. 15 more incredibly long, agonizing, pathetic and catabolic seconds go by and she gets up angrily.

This story is getting pretty long, so I´ll try to resume it now. I invited her with her brother (???) and some friends of my own to an "Asado" (kinda like a BBK but without so much gas and carbonized meat). During it, she called someone from another part of my house. I thought it was her mother, so I asked who was it. She said my BF. GASP!
My two friends, who of course knew what had happened the other night, looked at me with sympathy while I tried not to choke on a seemingly not so dangerous piece of dead cow.

Anyway, about an hour later her BF come here and took her to someplace unkown to me. I remeber her brother remarking "He looked like it´s his birthday", implying, I believe you imagine what, ah? Yeah, sex with MY guest!

She come back an hour later. I didn´t notice any misaligned clothes, but I still believed she got herself ****ed http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/wink.gif.

I totally forgot about her for a month thinking I´ve lost her for good.
Not yet! She called me to go out! She said if I wanted to go to dance. I said I was going to go to a High School party, characterized with being pretty full of beer and drunk people. Not in someone´s house, rather in a building, kinda like a cheap disco. I told her it was not like the kind of discos we normal people (hehe) used to frequent, that it was a pretty crappy place. She insisted to go so we arranged for her to meet me at my house with about 4 friends of mine. She got there first and she told me she broke up with her BF (I didn´t ask). At this time I was very attracted to her, I might even say in love and I believe she felt the same. But I didn´t have the balls to try to do something. When everyone got to my home, we went there. Then things started to get pretty messy. My friends started to drink and I drank with them. She joined us. We got all pretty drunk. Paula, being female, got drunk the most. I didn´t even try to make out with her then. Before we went in, she trew up. This was one of my most shameful moments of my entire life, seen a beatiful girl throwing up, and thinking it was my fault because I somehow perverted her. Yeah, now I don´t care **** about it, or about just about anything for that matter but I was a total AFC back then.
The night went totally chaotic after that. A friend told me she had hit on him, she didn´t even knew him before that night, she obviously wanted to make me feel bad for my inaction.
She got lost inside the party. I lost 2 of my friends, so I decided to leave with the other 2 with a bus because we thought we´ve lost her. And then we saw her, being carried to the door by a guy of the place. So one of my friends took the bus and the other took a cab with me to her house. Inside the cab she hit in my OTHER friend. So we got to her house, I paid the taxi (mmm) and took a bus to my house with my friend (MMM!).

At the next the she called me to thank me for taking she to her house and to tell me to keep in touch, but I never called her again.


This is my long story. I hope you enjoyed reading it! This is the first time I write it, and although regret doesn´t affect me anymore I think is good to tell it. So now who do think made the worst AFC moves?
Thanks to this site, I´m almost cured of this disability known as self-consciousness. Good luck PPL.

[TheRockStar]

ok Aiken i think that is probably the most depressing story i have ever heard. but my vote will have to go to Master of the Universe for being bytch slapped that is just i cant even stand to read it.

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"No little perv bull**** is gonna work with this one, you gotta play it smooth, be Don Juan de la Nootch"- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

[Turner Ohvur]

WOW...

It's really a tossup btwn Aiken and Motu...how can you not do anything after SO MANY signs of interest from a hot chick? I'd say Aiken wins by a hair.

[darkhorse]

This is my long story. I hope you enjoyed reading it! This is the first time I write it, and although regret doesn´t affect me anymore I think is good to tell it. So now who do think made the worst AFC moves?
Thanks to this site, I´m almost cured of this disability known as self-consciousness. Good luck PPL.


That sounds a lot like some of the stories I could tell.

I dunno, it seems a lot of people chalk stories like these up to "he had no balls" or "he's wasn't a real man". That's bull$hit if you ask me. It's all about experience. If you were to go skiing for the first time and were very hesitant and unsure of yourself, would people say "no balls" or "not a real man"? Hell no. It's a new skill that takes time and practice to acquire. The thing is, dating skills are kind of unique in that most skills don't penalize the unsure beginner at the foundations of their ego. For those people who pick up good dating skills early before the ego is even fully formed, they're all set. For those that don't it's not quite as simple.


Do you know what I did?
I looked her deeply in her eyes for 3 seconds, I said "You" in a sensuous voice and kissed her passionately.
No, now seriously, I said "I don´t now" and again, looked away, like a ****ing level 50 AFC!

Although neither response was DJ material, I actually think you were better off with the second one than the first.


Now I can think of a lot of better things to say, such as bliking an eye to her and saying "Maybe I´ll tell you for a kiss" or ANYTHING ELSE but not "Nothing"!


ditto here

[WildThang]

Okay, here's mine.

I'm 19, at college, and there's this cuuuute redhead I have a thing about. Looking back she was probably only a 7-8, but she had the red hair and the pale skin (love that look!) and the walk and the legs, and that was all it took to do the job at the time. We share some classes but not all of them, so I only see her a few times a week.

Background - this was no little while back now, and I have the dubious rep of being one of the world's earliest hackers. Pre Captain Crunch... This was when the Internet was still DARPANet, and everyone's idea of cool hardware had the letters 'PDP' in the name.

But anyway - the college had this monster mainframe and everyone's email and everything ran through it. And since I'm Da Man, a few months down the line the whole machine was mine - all mine. (Etc)

Fast forward to early Feb. The snow is still thick on the ground, and I have a *raging* case of one-itis about this chick. And since these are my AFC days, I have less than any kind of a clue what to do about this. So mostly I'm pining away waiting for a random chance to make a pitch. Which - of course - never happens. Much whining to friends happens, various *insane* schemes involving gorilla suits are plotted (don't go there - you don't want to know) but overall there's little heat and less light. In other words *nothing* is happening.

Fast forward again to the night of the 13th. I hatch an evil plan to create an automatic computer valentine. My victim is going to log on, read this, figure out it's me, and we're gonna have great sex and live happily ever after (or something.)

I put this genius-level plan into action. But - uh oh - there are just a couple of small but important flaws. Firstly, the whole valentine idea is sucky anyway. (But I don't know that at the time.) Secondly, the valentine is so anonymous that unless she's some kind of fvcking mind-reader she's never going to guess who sent it. There's no 'email me' or 'call me' or anything. (Not that those would be good, but they'd be better than *NOTHING*.)

Worse still, fate contrives things so the next day I'm in the computer room when she reads this. It all goes to plan, and the message immediately deletes itself so there's no trace or anything. I'm kind of looking at her, she looks at this bizarre thing that has just appeared on her screen, looks baffled and confused, does some other stuff and - walks out. Giving me this 'Oh, hi, didn't see you there - gotta go now' look as she goes.

I'm like - well, fvck, *that* didn't work, did it? Why the fvck not? Huh?

She eventually ended up screwing some other guy. (Weirdly, his next gf was really friendly with me. Not in an LJBF way - she was just a cool person. But that's another story.)

There is a punchline. I was playing in a college band while this was happening. A few years later, I was talking to one of the other guys that had been in the band about this whole saga. He said 'Jane? Oh - *that* Jane. Yeah, I think she was after me for a while. Why didn't you tell me? If I'd known I could have got the two of you set up. Easy.'

I guess the moral is - going for that date/number/fvck is just *so* much simpler than going through anything like this. http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Challenger]

There have been 1000000 of AFC moves I have done so far but 1 which comes to me mind at once:

I was (like nearly everbody else) attracted to a pretty looking girl who also does some modeling. Apart from her her good looking she has a really strong character, I mean she can argue very well and persuite whom she want to ..

Anyway, ask her for her Handy ID (forgotten how I have done this))) I was trying to be as FRIENDLY AND NICE as I can. SO I wrote her SMS every day of how she is feeling, ecspecially when she was ill I wish her all the best. I gave her my meal )) But worst of all she regulary told me that she is feeling not so good and kind of sich!

And I REALLY ask her why and WHERE exactly is the pain and gave recommandation on what she should/can do against this! The climax of this was that she bothered me with her pimple!!! I can believe anymore. She said: "Oh <myname>, I have a pimple, I have never had a pimple before, how could this happen ....." And I still believed that I had a chance to be her boyfriend LOOL ... I thought that was a good sign))

Anyway, some day she grabbed my meal WITHOUT asking, she just took it! I was upset about this and that: "Hej, <hername> you could have ask for this"

Then she began to run red and angry: She began with "<myname> before you have been so nice, and now you have become such an ashole, I don't like you, you are not like before ..........." and that in front of the whole class!!! Everbody (inclusing other hot chicks) heard it!

And you know what? I feel ashamed .. I began to shrink and regret what I have done/said to her ..

Oh my good, how could you be that stupid?