Wanted: Your Most AFC Move

[jtrain 289]

I just got into an new school and i had a class with this really hot girl i never talked to her and on her birthday i gave one of her friends 20 dollars to give to her lol

[ValleyDJing]

jtrain...can i slap you? ^wtf was that?!

[jtrain 289]

lol i was recovering froma relationship that i thought existed but never existed lol so i was really pathetic then.

[ValleyDJing]

I still say the worst one was the dude that made a journal about his infatuation with the chick, then gave it to her. Goddamn! I thought my love letter was bad, but a fuking journal?! Jesus.

[The Sperminator]

Ok I wasn't going to tell this story but I am to make everyone on this whole thread feel better about themselves. It's kind of long but trust me it's worth a read. This might sound too bad to be true but it is. Trust me it is. I have improved by a million times since then but it's still funny to look back on it and laugh. This is the most afc move ever. Yes you heard me. After reading this you will also agree. I will make everyone on this page look like the biggest djs ever.

Ok so here is the story. There was this girl about a 9 that I really liked in high school. I liked her a lot actually. I became friends with her. I bought her stuff, helped her with school work, complemented her all the time, did little things for her, but I never told her how I felt. She always told me I was funny and sweet and so on. I thought she might like me but I was being used but didn’t know it because I was too stupid to realize it. I actually thought I had a shot.

One day after school she tells me that she might be pregnant and no not from me because we were just friends. From some other guy. Hold your laughter it gets better. Anyways she tells me she isn’t sure and needs a birth test and she asks me to steal her one from the store. So I'm like sure I'll get you one. I wanted to look cool so I was like yeah no problem I'll steal you one. Thinking to myself that she would like me more if I did this favor for her.

So anyways I go inside the store and find the birth test. Cheapest one was like 15 bucks, what a ****ing rip off. I looked in my wallet and I only had like 8 bucks. I would have actually bought it but didn't have enough money. So I'm all sweating bullets and I'm nervous as hell because I have never stole anything before. I’m not sure if I should or shouldn’t. For some reason I feel like someone is watching me. So I grab the box and move down to another aisle. I look around and nobody is there. Then I see a guy looking at me. Like literally staring. I thought he was a gay or something and didn't think about it anymore. Then he leaves and then I see a ****ing mirror. He put his arm out and put a mirror in the middle of the row. For some odd reason I didn't think anything of this. Hahahaha I'm a ****ing idiot. I wasn't thinking right because of how nervous I was. Then I preceed on what I was going to do.

So anyways I open it and put it in my pocket. I go and buy some junk food to make it look like I'm buying something. I go and buy my stuff and right when I'm about to walk out of the store the same guy who was staring at me earlier walks in front of me and pulls out his badge and says, “police please step back”. I'm thinking to myself I am ****ed. I don't know what to do and for some reason I decide that I'm going to try and run. Bad idea. SoI try and sprint but he grabs me. I fight with him for about 10 seconds while he tells an employee to call the cops. I get out of his grip and sprint out the door. I'm a pretty fast guy but I was wearing those ****ing loose ass skater shoes. So what do you know I fall and eat it. I get up from the floor and then BAM I get tackled hard from behind. I get up again but he is holding me. He pulls me up and slams me against a nearby car. The girl who I stole the test for is screaming. She yells, “Let him go let him go”. But obviously the cop didn’t, I have no idea why, I would have let me go…. So I'm pinned up against the car and he is yelling, "You are going to jail buddy you are going to jail". I was like **** you and I threw him off of me and onto the ground. I was a wrestler so I knew a lot of moves. So I throw him down and run as fast as I can possibly run. I am dead tired. I hear sirens everywhere. I'm thinking to myself I am going to jail I am going to jail I’m scared ****less. I live down the street though. So I kept on telling myself that I was almost there. I was out of breath and I seriously wanted to rest but I couldn't because I could hear cop cars everywhere. I climb over a fence into a ditch. Where it had some nasty ass green slime in it and I had to run through it and it got all in my shoe. So now not only am I dead tired I have to run with nasty ass green slime inside my shoe. I climb over the fence again and run as fast as I can to my street. I was so dead tired. I literally was going to pass out but I didn’t stop. I could hear multipule sirens. At least 3 or 4 cop cars. Right when I get on my street a cop car passes on the street behind me but didn’t see me. I made it by like 5 seconds. I run into my backyard and just sit down breathing hard. This was the most tired I have ever been besides that one time when I had that porn marathon. All of a sudden I see a cop car driving down the street by my house really slowly. I could see it by looking in the cracks of my fence door. You can tell he was scanning the street. He passes by my house and then I hear a ****ing helicopter. Yes you heard me a ****ing helicopter. Are you serious??? At first I didn’t think it was for me but then I see it circling so then I’m like oh **** it is for me and run into my house. I was thinking to myself what the ****. I just stole a ****ing birth test is this really necessary? I get inside my house and my dad is sitting on the couch. I say hi like normal and walk into the restroom to clean this huge scrape on my leg. I get out and he’s like you did something didn’t you. I was like what. He knew though. I denied it for like 10 mins straight but then finally I told the truth and he wasn’t that mad for some reason. Funny thing too is he is a cop. Haha well anyways he lets me decide if I want to turn myself in. I said I don’t know yet.

Well for that whole night I didn’t sleep one bit. My dad comes in early morning and is like you are turning yourself in. He tells me that he looked me up on his computer at work and finds out I’m facing arm robbery charges which is a felony. I was like wtf. I mean yeah my arms are like guns but geez that’s going a little too far isn’t it lol. No but really it was considered arm robbery because I assaulted an officer. He tells me that they won’t stop looking for me and that I face serious charges. He tells me if I turn myself in I could get off with a lesser charge. So I turn myself in at the station. I get interrogated and ****. I go to jail until my court date. I had to stay in jail because bail was 50,000 dollars. I had to be there for 5 days. Worst 5 days of my life. Food taste like ****. . I seriously think they purposely try to make it take like crap. But I was lucky it was just district jail and not county. My lips are way too big for county jail. I would be passed around like a basketball in there. I was scared that I would become someone’s wife. Well I do pay for taxes for jail might as well use it every now and then I guess….So anyways I go to court and I’m scared to death because I’m facing up to 6 years. Because I assaulted a cop. But my dad told me that the most I would get would be 1 year. Oh great that’s sooooo much better….not. But I would only be there for a couple of months because of over crowding. Anyways the judge lets me go because I turned myself in and because it was my first offense plus my dads boss was friends with the detective so they helped me out. I got 400 hours of community service though. I didn’t care though as long as I didn’t go to jail.

The next day of school come and she was like oh I was so worried about you blah blah blah. I didn’t tell her I went to jail though, I just said my parents found out and kept me at home. I was thinking to myself for all of that I at least deserve a *******. Too bad I didn’t get one. Ok here is the best part. I go and tell her my true feelings about her. She pauses for a long time and says I don’t see you like that sorry, but we can still be friends. Hahahaha. :cuss:


P.S. She found out that she wasn’t pregnant either…..:crackup:

[Aprenti$playa&pimp]

Ok I wasn't going to tell this story but I am to make everyone on this whole thread feel better about themselves. It's kind of long but trust me it's worth a read. This might sound too bad to be true but it is. Trust me it is. I have improved by a million times since then but it's still funny to look back on it and laugh. This is the most afc move ever. Yes you heard me. After reading this you will also agree. I will make everyone on this page look like the biggest djs ever.

Ok so here is the story. There was this girl about a 9 that I really liked in high school. I liked her a lot actually. I became friends with her. I bought her stuff, helped her with school work, complemented her all the time, did little things for her, but I never told her how I felt. She always told me I was funny and sweet and so on. I thought she might like me but I was being used but didn’t know it because I was too stupid to realize it. I actually thought I had a shot.

One day after school she tells me that she might be pregnant and no not from me because we were just friends. From some other guy. Hold your laughter it gets better. Anyways she tells me she isn’t sure and needs a birth test and she asks me to steal her one from the store. So I'm like sure I'll get you one. I wanted to look cool so I was like yeah no problem I'll steal you one. Thinking to myself that she would like me more if I did this favor for her.

So anyways I go inside the store and find the birth test. Cheapest one was like 15 bucks, what a ****ing rip off. I looked in my wallet and I only had like 8 bucks. I would have actually bought it but didn't have enough money. So I'm all sweating bullets and I'm nervous as hell because I have never stole anything before. I’m not sure if I should or shouldn’t. For some reason I feel like someone is watching me. So I grab the box and move down to another aisle. I look around and nobody is there. Then I see a guy looking at me. Like literally staring. I thought he was a gay or something and didn't think about it anymore. Then he leaves and then I see a ****ing mirror. He put his arm out and put a mirror in the middle of the row. For some odd reason I didn't think anything of this. Hahahaha I'm a ****ing idiot. I wasn't thinking right because of how nervous I was. Then I preceed on what I was going to do.

So anyways I open it and put it in my pocket. I go and buy some junk food to make it look like I'm buying something. I go and buy my stuff and right when I'm about to walk out of the store the same guy who was staring at me earlier walks in front of me and pulls out his badge and says, “police please step back”. I'm thinking to myself I am ****ed. I don't know what to do and for some reason I decide that I'm going to try and run. Bad idea. SoI try and sprint but he grabs me. I fight with him for about 10 seconds while he tells an employee to call the cops. I get out of his grip and sprint out the door. I'm a pretty fast guy but I was wearing those ****ing loose ass skater shoes. So what do you know I fall and eat it. I get up from the floor and then BAM I get tackled hard from behind. I get up again but he is holding me. He pulls me up and slams me against a nearby car. The girl who I stole the test for is screaming. She yells, “Let him go let him go”. But obviously the cop didn’t, I have no idea why, I would have let me go…. So I'm pinned up against the car and he is yelling, "You are going to jail buddy you are going to jail". I was like **** you and I threw him off of me and onto the ground. I was a wrestler so I knew a lot of moves. So I throw him down and run as fast as I can possibly run. I am dead tired. I hear sirens everywhere. I'm thinking to myself I am going to jail I am going to jail I’m scared ****less. I live down the street though. So I kept on telling myself that I was almost there. I was out of breath and I seriously wanted to rest but I couldn't because I could hear cop cars everywhere. I climb over a fence into a ditch. Where it had some nasty ass green slime in it and I had to run through it and it got all in my shoe. So now not only am I dead tired I have to run with nasty ass green slime inside my shoe. I climb over the fence again and run as fast as I can to my street. I was so dead tired. I literally was going to pass out but I didn’t stop. I could hear multipule sirens. At least 3 or 4 cop cars. Right when I get on my street a cop car passes on the street behind me but didn’t see me. I made it by like 5 seconds. I run into my backyard and just sit down breathing hard. This was the most tired I have ever been besides that one time when I had that porn marathon. All of a sudden I see a cop car driving down the street by my house really slowly. I could see it by looking in the cracks of my fence door. You can tell he was scanning the street. He passes by my house and then I hear a ****ing helicopter. Yes you heard me a ****ing helicopter. Are you serious??? At first I didn’t think it was for me but then I see it circling so then I’m like oh **** it is for me and run into my house. I was thinking to myself what the ****. I just stole a ****ing birth test is this really necessary? I get inside my house and my dad is sitting on the couch. I say hi like normal and walk into the restroom to clean this huge scrape on my leg. I get out and he’s like you did something didn’t you. I was like what. He knew though. I denied it for like 10 mins straight but then finally I told the truth and he wasn’t that mad for some reason. Funny thing too is he is a cop. Haha well anyways he lets me decide if I want to turn myself in. I said I don’t know yet.

Well for that whole night I didn’t sleep one bit. My dad comes in early morning and is like you are turning yourself in. He tells me that he looked me up on his computer at work and finds out I’m facing arm robbery charges which is a felony. I was like wtf. I mean yeah my arms are like guns but geez that’s going a little too far isn’t it lol. No but really it was considered arm robbery because I assaulted an officer. He tells me that they won’t stop looking for me and that I face serious charges. He tells me if I turn myself in I could get off with a lesser charge. So I turn myself in at the station. I get interrogated and ****. I go to jail until my court date. I had to stay in jail because bail was 50,000 dollars. I had to be there for 5 days. Worst 5 days of my life. Food taste like ****. . I seriously think they purposely try to make it take like crap. But I was lucky it was just district jail and not county. My lips are way too big for county jail. I would be passed around like a basketball in there. I was scared that I would become someone’s wife. Well I do pay for taxes for jail might as well use it every now and then I guess….So anyways I go to court and I’m scared to death because I’m facing up to 6 years. Because I assaulted a cop. But my dad told me that the most I would get would be 1 year. Oh great that’s sooooo much better….not. But I would only be there for a couple of months because of over crowding. Anyways the judge lets me go because I turned myself in and because it was my first offense plus my dads boss was friends with the detective so they helped me out. I got 400 hours of community service though. I didn’t care though as long as I didn’t go to jail.

The next day of school come and she was like oh I was so worried about you blah blah blah. I didn’t tell her I went to jail though, I just said my parents found out and kept me at home. I was thinking to myself for all of that I at least deserve a *******. Too bad I didn’t get one. Ok here is the best part. I go and tell her my true feelings about her. She pauses for a long time and says I don’t see you like that sorry, but we can still be friends. Hahahaha. :cuss:


P.S. She found out that she wasn’t pregnant either…..:crackup:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? !!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!? !?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

:O What the F*ck?

First Of All:

NO GIRL IS WORTH GOING TO JAIL OVER!

Second of all, you didn't tell her you went to jail? That would've been instant badboy! Laid?! Yes! And you believed her pregnancy story... geez. But I'm sure you know better now, thankfully. Nice story, you just earned this thread a 5 star rating in my book.

[Docs]

Oh....that's intense.

[ValleyDJing]

Sperminator...for the first time, I find myself wishing somebody on here was a troll just making up a story. Please please please, tell me you're kidding!

[The Sperminator]

I really do wish I made that up. I really do but sadly I didn't. I'm not anything like that anymore. I did a complete 180. That happened almost 4 years ago. I just wanted to share this story so that you guys would feel better about yourselves. To be honest I'm actually glad it happened. I learned a very vaulable lesson. Oh and she didn't make the pregnancy story up. She really did think she was pregnant.

[Canadian Catnip]

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[playa99]

another bad AFC move by me about christmas time, i got wasted in my house with a few mates, i mean proper wasted i couldnt walk 6 litres of cider will do that to ya hahah, anyways, i was in my house declaring my love to her to my mates, then we went out... well basically she started making out with some guy, i swung at him according to my mates, not that i remember, and then she got me up and i spewed up on her, next thing i know im in a hospital room with her stood above me covered in sick, i got bottled by the "jerk" who was making out with her and needed several stitches, pretty AFC eh lol, i had to be told what i had done as well made it even worseee

[Aprenti$playa&pimp]

Girl I know calls me up to ask me out to a movie. She works as a caregiver for a mentally deficient guy. She has to take care of him when his parents are away.

So we go to the movie and she gets this guy to sit in the row right in front of us and we sit behind him. He is quiet and watches the movie. She leans over to me and says. I don't want him to see us doing anything because he doesn't understand certain adult things and will tell his parents. I think, what are we going to be doing? I thought we came to see a movie. Needless to say I never made a move.

Part way thought the movie she said, if you put your arm around me and he turns around make sure you remove it so he doesn't see. Once again I was clueless and just sat there watching the movie.

So the movie is over and she invites me back to the empty house she is living at as a caregiver. The parents are away for the weekend. She puts the guy to bed and asks me to hang around. After he is in bed she comes and sits down with me on the couch.

We chatted about some stuff and after a while she brings up sex. So how often do you get it? and how do you like it? etc.

I chatted a bit about it and then the conversation moved on to other things and suddenly she was tired and wanted me to leave.

Believe it or not I never got the hint from her.

Wrong thread. This should've been posted in "Most obvious come-on that was missed" thread, a few threads down in the Archive.

[nicenomore]

ii was trying to impress a chick by telling her what colours suit what what personality..

and suddenly , i just told her...in an attempt to please..

" you know , you've got a moustache"..

she was red faced and left immediately...

[ValleyDJing]

lol!

[facadegeniality]

asking her why she was ignoring me and a string of sms-es...idiot..

[antidonjuan]

well, I think i learned alot from this thread. About what is AFC moves and what not to do. This is very depressing to hear from a 15 year old point of view

[Thomas20]

Ok I was 19 I think. This girl was hitting hard on me the first day. She was always near me, asking me stuff, telling me how nice it is talking to me whatever. First I didn't notice that at all. First I didn't think any girl would ever be attracted to me (how should they when I sat before my PC most of the time?) and second she wasn't even interesting a bit, she was like best a 6 then.
But I guess, even if I was not confident and like the biggest fvcking nice guy ever (except maybe the guy with *****slap, that is the funniest thing ever), I didn't want her and didn't react. So maybe I was at least interesting. So monthes pass by, she sits next to me in classes and eventually learns that I'm really not interested. Some time later, I became friends with her and her best friend, they were part of the group we went to clubs etc.. So we we're seeing each other regularly. She had even lost some pounds and was good looking, maybe a 7, although she had incredible charisma. So guess what, she is interested again. All the time, I just had to wait and there she was, sitting next to me, talking to me. Can you please bring me home after a party? Y, if i have too. And guess what happens, I still don't really get ANY clue that she might actually be interested, beause of the reason above. But as she spend so much time with me and talking to me, I remember this day, bringing her home, that I actually felt something for her. And no, I didn't make this right. Ask her out for a date. Where she would a million per cent would have said yes. No I just stay near her. Okay she still begs me to dance with her, asks me about ten times till I say yes. And while dancing, I totally fall in love with her, she is my Oneitis now. And she can see it that very moment. Afterwards I was a total mess, nothing else mattered but her. And I showed her that every fvcking single second of the day. I do everything for her and all the time I hope she would say to me, Hey I noticed you like me, pls kiss me. OMFG
Everyone knows. And I still wonder if she knows? LOL And I act and act and think, she must have understood by now. Y right. She did. But with another result that I wanted *g*. So she went on summer holyday and the two weeks she was away, where the 2 worst weeks of my life. So she comes back and she totally ignores me. She doesn't look at me, she makes very sure she doesn't sit next to me and she treads me like ****. Guess what, I didn't get it. I thought this whole thing was a coincidence and still tried to win her. HAHA
So about 1 week later, I finally had enough. When all of us, slept at a friends house, I took her by the arm into another room and said something like. Well, ..... erm.... you... probably know.... but I kind of..... am...................................... in love with you....................and I had to........tell you, I don't know what else to do.........I had to........ tell you
She is looking at me as if I was the most stupid person in the universe and says: It is good you told me, I don't want you raise hopes. I look at her, say ok and get back.
Afterwards, she treated me like dirt and I still treated her the same way.
One month later, I was still in "love", so I asked her, if she wanted to dance in a club we were. She said that no in such disgust that I finally understood. Okay maybe the week after that was the worst of my life.
And the worst thing is, I knew something went wrong, but I just couldn't figure out what.^^

Ok that is probably the sadest story on earth. There is this other girl I am in "love" with. She is, as you can imagine, the best friend of the other girl I just mentioned. Ok one day we are in a club, and I drink much and don't want to go home. So she is the driver and constantly tells me, lets go. I just ignore her and have fun. So after some time she tells me, if I don't come she would go without me and that she is pissed. So I come. I tease her in the car a bit make fun of her being angry. Ok. Not that bad until then. The next day I wake up, I realize what I did. And I go totally crazy, I write her a sms how sorry I am, but that is not enough, I have my Icq away message on how sorry I am, so everyone can see what a ****ing chump I am, and as she comes online I apologize again. OK. Here comes the hard part. The next day, I don't have much school classes, so I drive to the nearby supermarket after school and buy her a ****ing huge package these little alcohol things you bang against the table and then drink them, putting the cap on your nose, you know what I mean. It costs like 20$. She is crazy for them I know that. So I drive with that thing to school, went in there with my plastic bag and give it to her. Saying I am sorry the third time. And I still hoped we would get together. How stupid can someone be?

[rooster1225]

After 5 months of being broken up I messaged my ex to see how she was doing on fb. I know wrong move. Well she didn't really give much of a response. So me being a crazy ass logged into her fb to check out her messages and there was this one message above mine that had her friends talking smack about me cuz I posted a new profile pic of my shaved head. She even commented about throwing up a lil bit in her mouth. I couldn't keep my cool so I deleted her friend that started the message about my new hairdo.

The rest was downhill cuz she later found out I knew her fb password and quickly changed it. UGh lesson learned never have access to ur gfs fb or email accounts then u won't be tempted to log on. And the best thing to do is just drop it and move on but I had to make myself look like an ass about the whole thing and creepy. Now I've deleted her and all her friends that talked smacked about me off of fb. I saw her recently at a party she said hi and I tried to talk to her several times she only responded with one word answers. Ugh I know I shouldve just ignored her. Damn. Everything that I did had the opposite effect maybe next time I should just do the opposite of what I'm feeling. =/

[Ultrafine]

to random chick on street "suck my mangina"

Random chick"ummm no?"

[wiggamonkey]

Man! some of these "AFC moves" make me cringe. it is actually quite refreshing to hear them though, because I can't seem to think about my OWN super-AFC move without cringing. MY STORY:

It's a bit complicated, but long story short i ended up writing a two-page single-spaced email to a girl that i had a one-week fling with at church camp (i know, i know). the email was in response to a big argument that we got into after camp about her not being interested... in it, i chronicled basically every minute detail that led me to think that she liked me. ICKKKKKKK. not surprisingly, she never emailed me back

[collalife]

me: do you like me?

her: no...

me: why not?


ooooh that bring backs alot of heartaching......laughter.

[suavesuave]

I kept emailing her even though I knew she would never reply!!!
:nono:

[facadegeniality]

on another gal : sending her an sms telling her i like her and then when she said she's shocked and all..i sent her an email saying we shld go out more often to get to know each other better..haha

[Daddy The Pimp]

I was with 4 hot girls ( HB 8-10 ) on their home all night , they we're drunk as fvck ( same as me ) and very horny . I shot videos of them dirty dancing . We started doing all the crazy sh1t . They we're walking in thongs around .But i didnt menage a at least a threesome or fivesome . WTF .

This was back in time when i was chump

Now everytime this case comes in my mind , i slap myself :box:

[Darth]

OK, I've got one....

I was a freshman (HS) and she was a senior. She was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. Not slutty, just really really classic pretty. I had gym class with her. I was an extremely shy guy at the time.

Anyway, I became obsessed. I kept a journal on the computer all about her and about what steps I was going to take. I promised myself I would get either a kiss or a hug before the end of the year.

Well, I did get a hug shortly before end of the year, and that made me feel really good. But could I stop there? No.

I didn't have her email address, but her mother was on the school board, and that was online, so I sent her MOTHER a series of 3 love letters. And they were bad. They were really, really rambling and emotional. Anyway, I knew they would go to the girl eventually. I was considering sending her my journal too, but ultimately decided against that....



Anyway, surprisingly this girl was as nice as she was beautiful. She acutally wrote back and told me she already had a boyfriend, but that she was extremely flattered. She actually thanked me for the emails!

A couple years later, I emailed her at college and told her I was sorry for bothering her like that. She wrote back saying not to apologize... the emails were adorable. And she filled me in on how college was going and just acted very nice. There was a reason I had one-itis; she was pretty much an angel....no, there I go again!

So was it an AFC move? Definitely yes. Could it have turned out worse? Oh yes. It could've been bad.

So I learned my lesson relatively painlessly.

[Schadenfreudianslip]

An AFC once told me, word for word, "I'd be honored to be your emotional tampon. I can't think of anyone whose mirings I'd rather be saturated with."

There are no words, only vomit. During our very short relationship, he got very hurt that I didn't need him or have extensive issues that rendered me dependent on him, and accused me of cheating when in fact I was working full time and in my final semester of college. I kicked him to the curb.

[The Bat]

me: do you like me?

her: no...

me: why not?


ooooh that bring backs alot of heartaching......laughter.

Lmao...made my day...reminds me of a similiar interaction I had where I said, after she said no, "Ohh..you sure?..Because I like you.."

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

This thread cracks me up everytime I read it.

[The Sperminator]

There was once this girl I worked with who's parents were extremely strict about letting her go out especially with boys. Anyways one day we were talking and I was like why doesn't your parents care that you hang out with me and she said because you are harmless lol. :cry:

[suavesuave]

My latest AFC move..Did I win with this one?

Baby8 is online[13:59] suavesuave: when will you forgive me?
[14:00] suavesuave: its not good to be upset
[14:00] Baby8: i am not mad at you, i just don't like going out with i
[14:00] Baby8: you
[14:00] Baby8: stop wasting your time here
[14:01] suavesuave: I didn't say you are mad about me.
[14:02] suavesuave: I just want to know why you suddenly dont wanna go out with me.
[14:03] Baby8: not suddenly
[14:03] suavesuave: you can tell me anything you like
[14:03] Baby8: i don't like going anywehere with u
[14:03] Baby8: nothing need to be told
[14:05] suavesuave: you are upset because I dont buy your products.
[14:05] Baby8: it's because you are too wierd!
[14:06] suavesuave: tell me everything
[14:06] Baby8: nothing to say
[14:07] suavesuave: how i was weird
[14:07] suavesuave: how am i
[14:08] Baby8: i told you millions times, you are saveless
[14:08] Baby8: if you dont get it, then you will never get it
[14:09] suavesuave: ok i dont get it

[In2theGame]

I use to make love song tapes and give them to girls. GOsh it hurts to think about it still.


OMG LMAO

[Gamble]

When I was in 8th grade there was this chick I really liked just because of her looks. I told my friend to give her a letter that I wrote to her. And the letter said something stupid like "The next time we see each other, If i say the number 2 it means I don't like you, and if I say the number 8, it means I do like you." and the letter went on and on about why I liked her. Sooo we were walking in a hallway and I asked if she got the letter, and she said "yes" and i said "8".. damn it was like 12 years ago I still remember it's kinda weird now that I think about it

[Crazy Asian]

haha this thread makes me cringe.
4 years ago in 8th grade, i was obsessed about this girl.
thought she was the prettiest girl in the world and stole glances at her everyday. I just couldn't take it anymore, and wrote her a love letter, only that i didn't leave my name on it. I put it in the crack of her locker on her birthday. During class, she was reading the letter with a serious face and people were like "hb got a love letter". I was afraid to tell her that it was me, but just needed to get my feelings out. Up till this day, I have not told her haha.... but now i see that she's not even that hot.

there was a girl that i was in love with my sophomore year.
this girl drove me to this site and also was the first girl that i could comfortably speak with.
for that i am grateful.
so i was in love with her and constantly showered her with attention like following her around and planning stuff to say to her. then she asked some guy out and i felt like i was about to cry. didn't talk to her for days.
how, she's my best female friend, and although i'd still fvck her, i value her as a friend much more.

another time, this girl asked me to a dance, but i was so afc and thought that no girl would ever ask me to a dance. So i thought that she was joking and said no. THen the people around me were like "hb5 jsut got rejected by crazy asian!" i didn't understand cause i thought it was a joke. it took me a year to figure out that she actually did ask me out lol.

[Crazy Asian]

buying flowers.

major afc move.

that's not necessarily afc.
i mean if it's like $100 worth of flowers, then yeah, but i mean, if it's jsut a plain little flower, i think it'd be cute.

[Aragon034]

*Shudders*

Shakespear + Feather Rose + Cute girl + me trying to be "sweet" and "romantic* equalled my most AFC move...

Thank god nobody i hang out with now knows about that, i'd never live it down :|

[Seeking Advice]

In year 8 there was a cute girl who i thought i loved (like hell i knew what that was back then, i dont even know it now...). Now there was some play we had to do for english, and i played the role of some guy who had to be sedated in the middle of it... As luck would have it, she was the one who was to inject me with the drug (she was meant to be a nurse or some sh!t). One evening, being the major AFC i was, i was thinking about her and the way she talked to me in class that day. I was really looking forward to being on a stage with her and making PHYSICAL CONTACT in front of everyone (MAJOR AFC), and so i decided to call her to ask a question. So i dial the number, it rings... Answering machine. But a mere answering machine was nothing to try and stop my raging AFCsterone, so i left a message on her machine asking her "which part of my body does the syringe go into?". I honestly could not think of anything better than that... Naturally i get no reply from her, and still i have no clue. I actually thought i might be able to go out with her. And what better ways are there to win a woman over than a finely worded email? Probably about a thousand, but i went ahead with the email. After spending literally hours poring over what i had typed, re-writing constantly to 'best show my emotions for her' (god this is pathetic), i sent the email, which by then was about 1500 words long. Filled out with my feelings for her, etc etc in amazing detail. Few days later, all her friends know about the email, turns out, she forwarded it to all her girlfriends... From then on i was known as the guy with the corny email... Took me 3 years to shake off the AFC rep...

[Darth]

Few days later, all her friends know about the email, turns out, she forwarded it to all her girlfriends... From then on i was known as the guy with the corny email... Took me 3 years to shake off the AFC rep...

That sucks. I sent a girl 3 love letters through email back in the day, but she was nice enough to keep them to herself....

[MascaraSnake]

With the almost constant rapport I've had with people lately (a good 3/4 of them women), it's almost like looking back on another person's life. I have almost no contact with the few friends I had in high school, and I'd never live it down if any of my friends knew about this now.

During junior year, I made a move on a girl that I'd been flirting with for a while (won't elaborate, but let's just say it wasn't a good idea for me socially even if we were hot and heavy). Didn't accept the kiss, and I KEPT TRYING TO GO IN TO DO IT. This was in front of her friend, too. Sadly, I didn't get the message and left that day thinking I was a pimp. Since we'd been hot and heavy for a while before this, I assumed that she was still infatuated with me and that she'd just been cold that day. *sigh*

For about two months I tried to get in contact with this girl (since I scared her, she obviously wanted nothing to do with me now). Called her and left message after message on her cell, called her house incessantly (one time from a pay phone so my caller ID wouldn't show up...I'm not kidding). Whenever she'd come online I'd pepper her with IMs (and I'd believe her 'I have homework' jazz).

She finally sent me a frustrated e-mail telling me to f*ck off or she'd call the police. As a result of this, I was devastated and shot up 90 pounds (50 of which I've lost in the past year ever since I've had steady success socially and academically).

[OTB]

When I was in 8th grade there was this chick I really liked just because of her looks. I told my friend to give her a letter that I wrote to her. And the letter said something stupid like "The next time we see each other, If i say the number 2 it means I don't like you, and if I say the number 8, it means I do like you." and the letter went on and on about why I liked her. Sooo we were walking in a hallway and I asked if she got the letter, and she said "yes" and i said "8".. damn it was like 12 years ago I still remember it's kinda weird now that I think about it

And her reaction to that was?................

[magickarl]

When I was a freshman,

This one girl broke up with me, so I went to her house at night, and threw pebbles at her window. And just like the movies, I tried to serenade her.

Only I can't play guitar and I'm a terrible singer.

She called me a ****ing idiot and slammed her window. I kept going, and then her dad yelled at me. Then I fled the scene.

[Wolf]

I've missed SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many chances with hot girls it's not even funny... lol

Well anyway, random story, I was out and about over the park with my buddies one before, and there was some real hot girl and her not-so-hot fatty fat friend there. Well anyway whenever we like used the zipline or whatever they would come and try to take it over, and my mates would leave but 'cause I am a defiant sh1t I was the only one who refused to let them.

Well eventually she asked me to push her on the swing, so for a while I fleeted back and forth from pushing her on the swings to going to hang out with my buds. I kept accidentally-on-purposefully touching her ass, and every time she was like "omg no you didn't :p" and basically her friend was making suggestive remarks about us and she was flirting with me and stuff. She TOLD me to add her on MSN and to take her number. I did of course...

Well anyway, she asks me for a kiss but 'cause I'm a nervous fvck I am just like "nahhh" so she just gives me a long cuddle instead and I go. Basically later on, I was speaking to her and she was like telling me she wants to be my girlfriend and all that jazz, I am just like "okay sounds good", (she also put my name in hearts in her MSN screen name) because I could be comfortable over MSN no problems. So she ends up telling me she wants to kiss me hard and slow, and obviously being MSN I was just totally comfortable and went along like "yer sounds good ;)" and she was telling me to touch her all over blah-di-blah.

GUESS WHAT?!?! When I met up with her the next day, she is like totally all over me even more than before (obvo seeing as I've agreed to be her boyfriend), and I am mr. nervy again! You know what I did?! Well when she asked for "that kiss you wanted" I was like "what kiss?" And OMFG it gets worse! I TOLD HER THAT IT WAS MY LITTLE BRO (total lie I don't have a little bro) WAS MESSING ABOUT ON MY ACCOUNT! Un-fvcking-believable!

What's more, she persisted for the rest of her time there spouting things like "kiss me or I'll kick you in the bollocks!" Lol I guess it was KINDA justified seeing as I had got her hopes like TOTALLY up, AS WELL as my own.

I think the worst point was when I was pushing her on the swing again, totally alone with her, and she was like "oh you can touch my ass I don't mind" but of course I didn't!

Needless to say she never bothered with me again after this poor performance!



Other such chances I've missed due to shyness/nervousness:

*A model (literally, she worked as a model) asking me to lick her out.
*A hot, solid 7.5er pulling me REALLY close to her and staring from my eyes to my lips.
*A girl that started touching me up and laying on me and stuff.
*Having 5 hot (lowest was 6.5) girls who obviously fancy me alone asking what I want as a 'special birthday present' ('twas my birthday)
*A 6.5er I knew offering to come to my house for sex.
*Another girl saying she wants me to lick her tits.
*I got this girl I like's mate to ask out the girl I like for me, the girl I like asked me if it was true I had asked, I said no. She got upset and went crazy at her friend and has never forgiven her! (Lol I feel like a bastard for that)

Lol if I listed them all I'd use up the whole forum's bandwidth!!

[OTB]

Lol if I listed them all I'd use up the whole forum's bandwidth!!

HaHaHaHaHa, Keep listing them bro! :D

[OTB]

buying flowers.

major afc move.

that's not necessarily afc.
i mean if it's like $100 worth of flowers, then yeah, but i mean, if it's jsut a plain little flower, i think it'd be cute.

I agree! :yes:

[ExcelNPrevail]

About 5 years ago.

I told a girl, "I would love you forever." As I chased her down the halls.

I'll admit s*** hurts, when I realized how blind I was.

But f*** it.


Mash On.

[puma183]

I got married to a 6. I cringe at thought of what an AFC I was.

[[S]alvatore]

I've missed SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many chances with hot girls it's not even funny... lol

Well anyway, random story, I was out and about over the park with my buddies one before, and there was some real hot girl and her not-so-hot fatty fat friend there. Well anyway whenever we like used the zipline or whatever they would come and try to take it over, and my mates would leave but 'cause I am a defiant sh1t I was the only one who refused to let them.

Well eventually she asked me to push her on the swing, so for a while I fleeted back and forth from pushing her on the swings to going to hang out with my buds. I kept accidentally-on-purposefully touching her ass, and every time she was like "omg no you didn't :p" and basically her friend was making suggestive remarks about us and she was flirting with me and stuff. She TOLD me to add her on MSN and to take her number. I did of course...

Well anyway, she asks me for a kiss but 'cause I'm a nervous fvck I am just like "nahhh" so she just gives me a long cuddle instead and I go. Basically later on, I was speaking to her and she was like telling me she wants to be my girlfriend and all that jazz, I am just like "okay sounds good", (she also put my name in hearts in her MSN screen name) because I could be comfortable over MSN no problems. So she ends up telling me she wants to kiss me hard and slow, and obviously being MSN I was just totally comfortable and went along like "yer sounds good ;)" and she was telling me to touch her all over blah-di-blah.

GUESS WHAT?!?! When I met up with her the next day, she is like totally all over me even more than before (obvo seeing as I've agreed to be her boyfriend), and I am mr. nervy again! You know what I did?! Well when she asked for "that kiss you wanted" I was like "what kiss?" And OMFG it gets worse! I TOLD HER THAT IT WAS MY LITTLE BRO (total lie I don't have a little bro) WAS MESSING ABOUT ON MY ACCOUNT! Un-fvcking-believable!

What's more, she persisted for the rest of her time there spouting things like "kiss me or I'll kick you in the bollocks!" Lol I guess it was KINDA justified seeing as I had got her hopes like TOTALLY up, AS WELL as my own.

I think the worst point was when I was pushing her on the swing again, totally alone with her, and she was like "oh you can touch my ass I don't mind" but of course I didn't!

Needless to say she never bothered with me again after this poor performance!



Other such chances I've missed due to shyness/nervousness:

*A model (literally, she worked as a model) asking me to lick her out.
*A hot, solid 7.5er pulling me REALLY close to her and staring from my eyes to my lips.
*A girl that started touching me up and laying on me and stuff.
*Having 5 hot (lowest was 6.5) girls who obviously fancy me alone asking what I want as a 'special birthday present' ('twas my birthday)
*A 6.5er I knew offering to come to my house for sex.
*Another girl saying she wants me to lick her tits.
*I got this girl I like's mate to ask out the girl I like for me, the girl I like asked me if it was true I had asked, I said no. She got upset and went crazy at her friend and has never forgiven her! (Lol I feel like a bastard for that)

Lol if I listed them all I'd use up the whole forum's bandwidth!!


O no Wolf! :(

Surely you've improved since then?

[OTB]

I got married to a 6. I cringe at thought of what an AFC I was.

Wow, that's pretty bad bro :cry:


Are you still married to that uggo? :confused:

[OTB]

I've missed SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many chances with hot girls it's not even funny... lol

Well anyway, random story, I was out and about over the park with my buddies one before, and there was some real hot girl and her not-so-hot fatty fat friend there. Well anyway whenever we like used the zipline or whatever they would come and try to take it over, and my mates would leave but 'cause I am a defiant sh1t I was the only one who refused to let them.

Well eventually she asked me to push her on the swing, so for a while I fleeted back and forth from pushing her on the swings to going to hang out with my buds. I kept accidentally-on-purposefully touching her ass, and every time she was like "omg no you didn't " and basically her friend was making suggestive remarks about us and she was flirting with me and stuff. She TOLD me to add her on MSN and to take her number. I did of course...

Well anyway, she asks me for a kiss but 'cause I'm a nervous fvck I am just like "nahhh" so she just gives me a long cuddle instead and I go. Basically later on, I was speaking to her and she was like telling me she wants to be my girlfriend and all that jazz, I am just like "okay sounds good", (she also put my name in hearts in her MSN screen name) because I could be comfortable over MSN no problems. So she ends up telling me she wants to kiss me hard and slow, and obviously being MSN I was just totally comfortable and went along like "yer sounds good " and she was telling me to touch her all over blah-di-blah.

GUESS WHAT?!?! When I met up with her the next day, she is like totally all over me even more than before (obvo seeing as I've agreed to be her boyfriend), and I am mr. nervy again! You know what I did?! Well when she asked for "that kiss you wanted" I was like "what kiss?" And OMFG it gets worse! I TOLD HER THAT IT WAS MY LITTLE BRO (total lie I don't have a little bro) WAS MESSING ABOUT ON MY ACCOUNT! Un-fvcking-believable!

What's more, she persisted for the rest of her time there spouting things like "kiss me or I'll kick you in the bollocks!" Lol I guess it was KINDA justified seeing as I had got her hopes like TOTALLY up, AS WELL as my own.

I think the worst point was when I was pushing her on the swing again, totally alone with her, and she was like "oh you can touch my ass I don't mind" but of course I didn't!

Needless to say she never bothered with me again after this poor performance!



Other such chances I've missed due to shyness/nervousness:

*A model (literally, she worked as a model) asking me to lick her out.
*A hot, solid 7.5er pulling me REALLY close to her and staring from my eyes to my lips.
*A girl that started touching me up and laying on me and stuff.
*Having 5 hot (lowest was 6.5) girls who obviously fancy me alone asking what I want as a 'special birthday present' ('twas my birthday)
*A 6.5er I knew offering to come to my house for sex.
*Another girl saying she wants me to lick her tits.
*I got this girl I like's mate to ask out the girl I like for me, the girl I like asked me if it was true I had asked, I said no. She got upset and went crazy at her friend and has never forgiven her! (Lol I feel like a bastard for that)

Lol if I listed them all I'd use up the whole forum's bandwidth!!

So how big were her tits? :p

[Wolf]

So how big were her tits? :p

Lol, well of average size, as much as I wanna say "OMFG HUUUUUUUGE!!!!!" But the girl was really good looking. Lol I re-read my post, it was painful! I have one more prominent one in my memory I forgot to mention:

A hot blonde girl with big t1ts (NOW I can talk about a girl with huge boobs ;)) asked me out, I said I'd think about it and never got back to her :( ALSO I really actually liked her for who she is aside from her huge t1ts and cute face and got on with her really well. Nevermind, I won't be making the same mistakes any more! So this is kinda my reply to Salvatore too.

[puma183]

Wow, that's pretty bad bro :cry:


Are you still married to that uggo? :confused:


No we got divorced 6 years ago. The sad part is I was still the schmuk trying to "do the right thing" and my ex is the one who filed for divorce. Now I date way hotter (and nicer) women. This is the reason why I so strongly agree with what Tom Leykis says. Personal experience.

[SuavePlaya]

In jhs my friend gave me this chicks phone number she was about an 8 how scared I was to approach her or even ask her to go to the dance with me. I would call like everyday after school and she told me to stop calling her and also rejected to go to the dance with me.The thing about this was I never told her who I was which made it even worse until like the 5th call. I did stop calling her but like every lunch period I would eyefvck her everyday.This girl killed my confidence in all my junoir high school days. This girl didn't have to have a chair to sit in how much of a pedestal I put her on.