Okay, i'm gonna try to make this ****ing question (and details) as lean, and as relevant as possible.

I hate when people put irrelevant **** "so i was eating a sandwhich and..."

Chick sits next to me 1st day of class. Fine. Nothing wrong from sitting anywhere.

For a while, i never really said **** to her, or anyone for that matter. She did catch my eye tho and pull my balls due to her looks.

After a week of debating with my mind (after reading as much as i can on this site, this is a WRONG thing to ****ing do) whether to even bother talking to her or not, I inserted a character into my brain called "AntiPuss".

As soon as i started having a committee meeting in my brain whilst sitting next to her with the discussion (should i bother?), antipuss made me just turn and ****ing talk. Fine, great. Went fine. Laughed at almost everything i said (it confuses me as to try to figure out whether shes just being nice and laughing, or is interested. This forum says i shouldnt even think about it).

As i go to class more, she just starts talking to me more and more, and without me talking to her 1st sometimes. Such as "i left my folder at home.. i feel so airheaded. i always check to make sure i have my purse, bra, but i still 4got my folder"
me= "u should just tie it on a string and wear the ****. could be intrusive tho."

IMo, went alright. She also tends to laugh at the dumb **** i say, even if its under my breath and i dont think she hears it. fine.. Another relevant action was when the chick in front of her turned around asked about a paper I got an A on. The target i noticed out of the corner of my eye, ****ing studied (these forums speak gold) my conversation with the chick in front. And busted out laughing when i made the other feel dumb for asking a dumb question (since she didnt look things over).

Unfortunately, i had not even known about this forum at the time, so the ***** side took over. And i concocted a plan to acquire her number.
This involved a crappy lie about how i needed to be absent next time, and i would need the HW. (college). She of course gave it to me, because thats a damn good excuse. (altho aint manly at ****ing all)

I texted her and told her i actually was coming a day later, and that i would see her in class (only 1 or 2 messages).

Next class, same ****. Except this time she walked with me outta nowhere, when she usually goes the opposite way. This caught me sorta off guard. I talked my normal ****, and say bye in the end (after we reach a walk-way intersection and she says "im going this way"). I realize my error here, was not asking her the **** out like a godamn man.

I text her 3 days later (man do u ****ers stress not to text, and u know the **** wut? i agree with it. its such a wuss medium of communication, but it ate me up inside that i didnt do **** that day, so i thought by trying to text her, it'll help)

I ask her her major, u know usual crappy ****. she answers normally, and i talk my ****. 1 response was "lol your funny.." At the end after asking yet another question (after reading, ive come to the conclusion i may have asked too many ****ing questions). she didnt answer. 4 hours later i conclude and say "iight i'll talk to u another day, hope i didnt piss u off too much"
she replies "im not pissed, im just at work"


This made it apparent to me that texting is not a good medium at ****ing all. I can say anything i want via text, but only ****ing facial expressions can seal the ****ing platform for which the words stand on. Im gonna boycott it.

2 days after, i text again and say "happy easter, how the **** was your day?"
She responds just "happy easter to you too!". Not responding to the 2nd question. I just leave it at that, and i dont respond or ask again.

Now, i know my errors. I should have just ****ing asked her and been a ball toting man the time she walked with me outta nowhere. Shouldnt have got all iffy, and texted her. I actually shoulda talked to her WAAAAY before i actually did, but im glad i'm at least pushing forward, instead of idling.

My question to you (im assuming men who ****ing know this and dont even consider it a big deal anymore): should i ask her the **** out? or should i just next? Have i burnt the chances?

Next? Based on what?

You haven't even asked her out. You can't next someone who you haven't even had the testicular fortitude to ask her number in the RIGHT way.

You know what she's probably doing?
Wondering why the hell you have her number if you're not going to use the phone the CORRECT WAY.

You used a lame excuse to get the number? Fine.
But she's not dumb either, she realizes that you could have asked anyone else in class for their number to ask about material while you were absent, but you chose her.

And what did you do with this tactical advantage............................ wish her a Happy Easter.

Where's Anti-Puss now?
I want him posting on these forums, not this guy who is wishing a woman "Happy Easter".

Picture this... she goes to her phone, all excited, because she saw it beep and sees your name and thinks: FINALLY, he has the nerve to say something sexual, ask me out, anythingggggggg... and .... oh just "Happy Easter"...... ugh.

That's right, that's probably what happened.

You're not creating any attraction between you and her, you're rapidly friend-zoning yourself. Stop wasting your time and find out already whether the attraction is genuine. Every day you waste is a day closer to that abyss.

Now stop over-thinking and start acting. Grab your scrotum, you know, from the very bottom of the sack, pull long and hard on the skin, summon the Anti-Puss and ask this girl OUT already.

wow. Your the ****ing man.

Yeah, anti-puss sorta ****ing dissolved, and im replacing it with just balls. (**** it)

You see, i just discovered this forum from a friend a day or 2 ago.

So many things i've done wrong. So much **** pointed out to me just by reading.

I know i shouldnt be reliant upon others for support, but that sort of grinding ass verbal burrito u just distributed is the lil stupid push. Thank you in all honesty.

yeah i know im gushing like a ****ing schoolbytch, but i dunno man. All the shyt said here just fits right in and makes utter ****ing sense.

And yeah, that happy easter bull**** dug at me too. Like i said, before i saw this forum. So i concluded chicks want that "nice" dude. So i sorta swallowed my *******/smart-ass side
=fail. I rem in the text she said she worked all the time, which i sorta took as a nice way of blowing me off.... altho i didnt even ask her out, she just said that when i asked where she worked. "what sucks is i work all the time"

Yeah i know, that was a ****ing garage door of a opening right there. Dammit i wish i found this sooner, but at least Its now and not when I'm 30.

(altho i hate doing this) :bump

Be cool playa, sound like you should have hit sooner, before it got boring. Strike while the iron is hot as they say.

Texting isnt the puss way to do it, its better than nothing. Texting till she got bored, and then wishing happy easter- now that was pusy.

Ask her out anyway, maybe wait a while to flirt with her in class and re-establish yourself with her. And stop being so apologetic and weak, this is a forum, its ok to ask like a man.