Pimp For A Living
Master Don Juan
Okay, fellas, let's talk about bachelorette parties.
We have all been to a club when all of a sudden a group of giggling girls
armed with penis shaped water bottles and a veiled leader with condoms glued
to her shirt come storming into the club. They also usually have a lame list
of "goals" they have to accomplish that night before the party is over.
These "goals" usually include such imaginative items as asking a hot guy for
a condom, dancing on the bar, etc. Real risky behavior.
So, I have found that if you are having a slow night in the club, and are
looking for some quick action, the best way to kick things up a bit is to
find yourself a bachelorette group. They are easy to find because as I said,
their "leader", the "bachelorette" of the night, is usually wearing a white
wedding veil with condoms or candy taped or glued onto it.
So, the first step is to find the group.
The next step is to walk up and approach one of them.
The easiest ones to approach are anyone of them EXCEPT the "bachelorette",
also known as the "bride to be".
This is because as soon as you approach the "bachelorette", she is going to
have her list of goals up to her face, seeing if there is anything that you
can be useful for. You want to avoid this, because the bottom line is that
you are approaching them to get something out of THEM, not to be their token
condom machine.
However, if this happens right off the bat, it can be put to good use.
It seems a lot of what I get in the clubs is the bachelorette party women
will ask me if I have a condom. Early on in the game I made the mistake of
saying yes, handing over the one condom I had left, and then they took it
and I never saw it or again.
After that, I began to realize that I could get some leverage out of the
deal.
So one time this chick came up to me and asked if I had my drivers license.
I said yes, and she then explained that one of their goals was to take a
picture with a hot guy while he held up his drivers license. So I said, well
what do I get out of it? And she said that I get to take a picture of with a
group of hot bachelorettes. I said that's nice and all, but you need to buy
me a drink.
So, needless to say, I took the picture, the chick bought me a drink, gave
me a kiss, and we went our separate ways.
When the bachelorette women ask me for condoms now, I make sure and get
something out of the deal. When a chick asks me for a condom, I tell her she
has to dance with me first, and then she gets the condom. So I take her out
on the floor, apply the kino as prescribed, and get her nice and horny. By
this time, if I am doing it right, I go in for a kiss and get some play.
Now, when we are finished on the floor, she will ask me for the condom. I
reach in my pocket, pull out my business card, hand it over and say "Give me
a call and I'll get your condom for you.". With a wink I smile and walk off.
Now, I know most guys are adamantly opposed to giving out their cards to
women, but in this situation I do not mind. It is first of all a cheap
substitute for a perfectly good condom which I am not willing to part with,
and second gives her an option to call me if she wants.
Believe it or not, alot of these chicks have called me.
Anyway, so the real goal is to take advantage of their wild mood, and I find
that the best time to do this is when they are all in a group dancing on the
dance floor or on the bar. If they are on the bar, wait until they come
down. Most places will kick you out of the club if you are a guy trying to
dance on the bar. As a general rule, bars and platforms are for the chicks.
So, by the time they are on the bar grinding away, you can bet they are in a
wild mood. Again, don't attempt to go after the "bride to be", because as we
all know she is going to be a Mrs. Someoneorother in the very near future,
and she is highly unlikely to cheat on her new husband. So, go after one of
the friends. And keep in mind that you should always check to make sure that
you go after her obviously UMARRIED friends. Many times there will be a few
married chicks in the mix, and sometimes unfortunately they will all be
married. Just check the ring finger for a diamond. If it is there, you can
try if you want, but don't waste too much time doing so. It works better to
ask her which of her fellow bachelorettes are single.
So, after they get down from the bar, they are more open to grinding with a
totally hot stranger with the balls to walk up to them and get it started.
Keep in mind that these techniques are generally just for fun, but that it
is possible to turn one of these chicks into an FB.
Pimp For A Living
"Pimpin' them hoes since God only knows..."
We have all been to a club when all of a sudden a group of giggling girls
armed with penis shaped water bottles and a veiled leader with condoms glued
to her shirt come storming into the club. They also usually have a lame list
of "goals" they have to accomplish that night before the party is over.
These "goals" usually include such imaginative items as asking a hot guy for
a condom, dancing on the bar, etc. Real risky behavior.
So, I have found that if you are having a slow night in the club, and are
looking for some quick action, the best way to kick things up a bit is to
find yourself a bachelorette group. They are easy to find because as I said,
their "leader", the "bachelorette" of the night, is usually wearing a white
wedding veil with condoms or candy taped or glued onto it.
So, the first step is to find the group.
The next step is to walk up and approach one of them.
The easiest ones to approach are anyone of them EXCEPT the "bachelorette",
also known as the "bride to be".
This is because as soon as you approach the "bachelorette", she is going to
have her list of goals up to her face, seeing if there is anything that you
can be useful for. You want to avoid this, because the bottom line is that
you are approaching them to get something out of THEM, not to be their token
condom machine.
However, if this happens right off the bat, it can be put to good use.
It seems a lot of what I get in the clubs is the bachelorette party women
will ask me if I have a condom. Early on in the game I made the mistake of
saying yes, handing over the one condom I had left, and then they took it
and I never saw it or again.
After that, I began to realize that I could get some leverage out of the
deal.
So one time this chick came up to me and asked if I had my drivers license.
I said yes, and she then explained that one of their goals was to take a
picture with a hot guy while he held up his drivers license. So I said, well
what do I get out of it? And she said that I get to take a picture of with a
group of hot bachelorettes. I said that's nice and all, but you need to buy
me a drink.
So, needless to say, I took the picture, the chick bought me a drink, gave
me a kiss, and we went our separate ways.
When the bachelorette women ask me for condoms now, I make sure and get
something out of the deal. When a chick asks me for a condom, I tell her she
has to dance with me first, and then she gets the condom. So I take her out
on the floor, apply the kino as prescribed, and get her nice and horny. By
this time, if I am doing it right, I go in for a kiss and get some play.
Now, when we are finished on the floor, she will ask me for the condom. I
reach in my pocket, pull out my business card, hand it over and say "Give me
a call and I'll get your condom for you.". With a wink I smile and walk off.
Now, I know most guys are adamantly opposed to giving out their cards to
women, but in this situation I do not mind. It is first of all a cheap
substitute for a perfectly good condom which I am not willing to part with,
and second gives her an option to call me if she wants.
Believe it or not, alot of these chicks have called me.
Anyway, so the real goal is to take advantage of their wild mood, and I find
that the best time to do this is when they are all in a group dancing on the
dance floor or on the bar. If they are on the bar, wait until they come
down. Most places will kick you out of the club if you are a guy trying to
dance on the bar. As a general rule, bars and platforms are for the chicks.
So, by the time they are on the bar grinding away, you can bet they are in a
wild mood. Again, don't attempt to go after the "bride to be", because as we
all know she is going to be a Mrs. Someoneorother in the very near future,
and she is highly unlikely to cheat on her new husband. So, go after one of
the friends. And keep in mind that you should always check to make sure that
you go after her obviously UMARRIED friends. Many times there will be a few
married chicks in the mix, and sometimes unfortunately they will all be
married. Just check the ring finger for a diamond. If it is there, you can
try if you want, but don't waste too much time doing so. It works better to
ask her which of her fellow bachelorettes are single.
So, after they get down from the bar, they are more open to grinding with a
totally hot stranger with the balls to walk up to them and get it started.
Keep in mind that these techniques are generally just for fun, but that it
is possible to turn one of these chicks into an FB.
Pimp For A Living
"Pimpin' them hoes since God only knows..."
