Right i havent been here in a long time due to work etc. but i thought i would post something for the guys who think its too difficult or scary picking up chix. when you read this you'll realize how easy it is.
I felt like eating malaysian food for lunch.
went to the malay place and it was FULL.. standing line for seats.
Behind me 3 girls pull up.
2 are 8.5s and one is 7.
7 seems to be the leader of the group.
I felt like a complete tool for going to eat at a place like that all by myself and was about to move out of the line and go elsewhere.
So i told the 7, "You can move in to my spot im leaving.."
She looked at me funny and asked "you're leaving??"
I: Yeh its a full house and dont you hate people that take up a whole table when they eating alone?
8.5 (1): Laughs and : Oh yeh tell me about it i hate hunting for tables and seeing single people taking up whole tables.
other 2 agree and laugh.
sO i say: Well i dont wanna be another of those statistics so kind of nigel no friends here!! lol
8.5(2) laughs and says well you can join us! theres only 3 of us and one seat will me empty on a table of four..so??
7: yeh you should join us..
me: oh..ummm....i have to ask you this before though..i ask all the strangers i eat lunch with this so nothing personal.."P
they laugh and 7: what is it?
me: You guys dont eat wierd creatures do you? snails, sea creatures with names i cant pronounce?
they: hahahaha..no!!
oh good, ok so sure. ill join you..
i intro myself..
through lunch i make alot of jokes and talk about random stuff to all of them..get to know 8.5(2) in particular and get her number..
7 gives me her number even though i didnt ask.
the other 8.5 is very shy, so i give her my phone and say put your number in too..lucky third n all..
so she does..
ill be organizing something with atleast one of the two 8.5s
thats how easy it is guys..
I felt like eating malaysian food for lunch.
went to the malay place and it was FULL.. standing line for seats.
Behind me 3 girls pull up.
2 are 8.5s and one is 7.
7 seems to be the leader of the group.
I felt like a complete tool for going to eat at a place like that all by myself and was about to move out of the line and go elsewhere.
So i told the 7, "You can move in to my spot im leaving.."
She looked at me funny and asked "you're leaving??"
I: Yeh its a full house and dont you hate people that take up a whole table when they eating alone?
8.5 (1): Laughs and : Oh yeh tell me about it i hate hunting for tables and seeing single people taking up whole tables.
other 2 agree and laugh.
sO i say: Well i dont wanna be another of those statistics so kind of nigel no friends here!! lol
8.5(2) laughs and says well you can join us! theres only 3 of us and one seat will me empty on a table of four..so??
7: yeh you should join us..
me: oh..ummm....i have to ask you this before though..i ask all the strangers i eat lunch with this so nothing personal.."P
they laugh and 7: what is it?
me: You guys dont eat wierd creatures do you? snails, sea creatures with names i cant pronounce?
they: hahahaha..no!!
oh good, ok so sure. ill join you..
i intro myself..
through lunch i make alot of jokes and talk about random stuff to all of them..get to know 8.5(2) in particular and get her number..
7 gives me her number even though i didnt ask.
the other 8.5 is very shy, so i give her my phone and say put your number in too..lucky third n all..
so she does..
ill be organizing something with atleast one of the two 8.5s
thats how easy it is guys..
