My best friend and I joke about this. It is like women get a manual for their behaviour eg.



In seduction phase:

- I don't usually do this - pg 2
- I feel like I have known you for so long but we only just met - pg 3
- I feel so safe/have so much fun when I am around you - pg 4
- you are so different/mature - pg 5


Relationship
- obviously sulking/angry - man ask what is wrong, response 'nothing.........'




etc. Have you guys found this also. Bamboozling me even more, this is over a wide variety of sample sizes from different continents. Just my friends though so lets increase the amount of experiences. Care to add/share your own experiences.

Wonder why the similarities???????

How about.....................


" Wow! You're so huge! "

I get that all the time.


Cheers!

A moan.

"You are so wonderful."
"I feel like I've known you forever." - after two weeks of dating
"I love you. I've been wanting to say it for so long." - after three weeks of dating
"I feel like we need a break. I'm not ready for a relationship right now" - same girl, two months later
"I'm too tired (for sex)" - different girl, right before I dumped her.

Damn cluster B women. Now I just run away when I feel I've met another one. Seriously, I've fulfilled my save a ho quota... no more pain!