Before I go deep into the subject I'd like to say a few words about posts I see.

I've been on sosuave for about 2 years, been more "active" for a couple months though. 1 thing I noticed is that the sames POSTS keep coming again and again. For exemple : how many posts about woman loving bad guys have been done over and over again, I just can't tell anymore, there's just way too many of them. So, knowing all that, I thought I'd give a try to do something refreshing and give my very own vision of the woman. I might do as other did but I'll still give it a try.

So here it goes.

I have a poodle, little dog, annoying, need WAY to much attention and affection (can't leave it alone), will always steal my food if possible and yaps A LOT, which pisses me off most of the time. (It's my parent's dog, if you ask yourself WTF I'm doing with it, hehe).

Well, I've taken time to observe that miracle of evolution and I kind of invented my own theory based on that comparaison of the poodle and woman.

I think woman and poodle have lots in commun. Both are "cuty cuty" (shock value) like when you walk the dog and some old lady or some dude would come and say "OMG what a cute dog" (I don't understand why, I think poodles are ugly BTW). So, on a visual basis, both seem to look good and people dig that.

Now, on another level, I'll make a comparaison using the "poodle effect". I'll explain. If you're pissed and raise your voice at a poodle, the beast will automatically shut down, go into foetal position and therefore put itself into inferiority situation.

Same goes with woman, of course the symptoms will not be the same, the woman won't jump into a foetal position BUT they will change mode and use the "poodle effect", they'll change the way they talk and get a friendly tone or even suave tone. They will do this without knowing it, it's a defensive mode or you could call it "the seduction mode" they feel they're losing "control" and so on need to get back in control of themselves then of you.
Of course, there's exception, if a woman KNOWS you inside out, she might not be like this because she knows what buttons to push BUT if you're PISSED at a woman you don't really know, the poodle effect will come into action.

For conclusion, I'd like to end saying woman are not logical, not at all. They SOMETIMES can be logic, at some very rare occasion but 99% of the time they're victims of their own emotions. This, for me means that a relationship with woman can only be based on RESPECT and authority. This meant a lot when I realized that. This means that all my mother ever thaught me about
woman WAS CRAP. It's like there's this conspiration between woman NOT to let this SECRET OUT. They LIE to man about their very own nature and why, probably again because of the poodle effect, creating an artificial image of themselves they PROJECT to others in order to gain respect or simply to seduce in order to CONTROL and gain what they want.

I just wrote this, it came out of my head (the concept was made before) but I've never wrote it before, so there might be some things I need to think throught, feel free to give me some feedback

So that's about it folks, thank you for reading and have a good day!

Hmmmm , "The poodle effect" ?
Maybe that explains why one of my girlfriends used to chase cars and wanted to sleep in the garage.

Basically they are pets who don't want to be seen as pets, or even know they are pets but respond like pets respond? lol. Interesting theory....sit girl sit! good girl!

Some of my GFs have been real b*tches so you may have a point.

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