Just to mess with her

We're both about 18, and she's a singer so she's really busy during the holidays (anyone in the same boat here?) so she really dosen't have much time to hang out with me, although she's lied to her mom on a few occasions, to be with me. She'd tell her that she has to go to rehearsals and would chill with me for about three or so hours.

Anyway, I want to write her a letter (We're in different towns, but they're like 15-20 minutes away) that says something along the lines of "You're a dork, lets hang out some time this week" or some other cheeky paragraph/line.

Think this'll fly? Or should i just call her lol

Its definitely weird, what do you plan to accomplish?

She'll think you _________?

Whatever it is, you've probably got it backwards. This is unnecessary waste. I think you just want a next level in your relationship, and should act on that urge.

If you see her reading that letter and laughing, then do it in my opinion

Send her a xerox of your dyck and balls. A good time will be had by all.