It's really not funny, but I'm at a club in NYC last night, I squeeze in at the bar to get a drink, and some hot chick(about mid-20's) comes up to me and is like, "You just c*ck-blocked me". I replied with something ****y/sarcastic funny, but couldn't elevate any interest on her part. So, I get my water(yeah I'm a responsible partier since I'm driving), to which she then say's, "You c*ck-blocked me for a glass of water?" Again I reply with sarcastic-funny wit, but again it seems to do no good. She was cool about the whole "me c*ck-blocking her thing" though.

So, the moral of the story: I walk into a club last night looking to snag a b*tch, but instead get told by some chick "I c*ck-blocked her". Hehe. Hopefully tonight will be better.

You should've asked her something like, "Well do you have a **** to block..are you a transvestite?" lol. I never hard a girl use the term C0cckblock about herself. How can you ****block someone who doesn't hve one? What did you say to her?

ketostix said:

You should've asked her something like, "Well do you have a **** to block..are you a transvestite?" lol. I never hard a girl use the term C0cckblock about herself. How can you ****block someone who doesn't hve one? What did you say to her?

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You c0cked blocked another guy from getting to her. Duh. But Edger never explained HOW he c0ckedblocked.

Yeah... TELL that b!tch.

Lol.

You c0cked blocked another guy from getting to her.

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That should be called pvssy-blocking (unless she actually has a c0ck...). He c0ck-blocked the other guy from getting to her, and pvssy-blocked her from getting to the other guy. I know, it's just semantics

ketostix said:

You should've asked her something like, "Well do you have a **** to block..are you a transvestite?" lol.

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Haha, yeah that would've been a good one.

ketostix said:

I never hard a girl use the term C0cckblock about herself. How can you ****block someone who doesn't hve one?

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Me either. There's a first for everything, right? lol. Chix often do that though, they apply guy terms to themselves.

ketostix said:

What did you say to her?

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I said, "What's a c*ck-block"? lol. I sarcastically played stupid. So she's like, "You don't know what a c*ck-block is?" She had that look where part of her thought I was kidding and part of her thought I was serious. lol.

Then in response to her comment about the water, I said, "Yep, I c*ck-blocked you for a nice f*cking cup of water." Of course in a non-confrontational/sarcastic/playful way.

But like I said, neither of my 2 responses did anything to gauge her interest.

her: 'you just ****blocked me!'
me: 'no, you were ****blocked when you were born with that face. boooooya b*tch!"

Her: You just c*ck-blocked me

You should have said : You be surprised what else my c*ck can do.