NOt really a uniform but rather im not an afc anymore. To proove it, I will go to this strip club that I got invited to since my friend dad owns the club and i'm getting in V.I.P for free i mindswell go all out for the stripers. I'm going to really put up my A game and come down with the girls there. Trust stay tooned I will have some fantastic field report for you all I think (if this **** don't fall through son!). LETS GO

Good for you, Trojan.
Probably the BESt advice is to just "have fun" with the girls.
Do not take them seriously at all!

Be very very wary and make sure if you get a genuine IOI ESCALATE!
Lead lead lead!!!!

And make sure you don't get too touchy feely with them. Most guys cannot control themselves,a dn want to grope and finger them, such desperation and adulation they have.

A stripper is just a female who dances naked for entertainment for men.
A lot of them actually love men. But most of them don't.

Remember that.

Oh, and make sure you never show off that you have any money or anything like that.
I'm sure you kow that by now.

You want to distinguish yoursel even more?

Ask them serious questions about real serious topics!
(watch the look on their faces!)

use it as a sort of Qualifier! (and no, I'm not saying to make fun of them or their intelligence. It's just a playful way to tease them. Don't be a d*ck to these chicks.)
LOL!I'm serious.

:rock: have fun.

Man, now I really want to use this as an opener:

"Hey, you look pretty intellectual up there dancin like that, are you doing it for college?" *wink*

But good luck............well, DJ's dont need luck, they make it.

strip club = thumbs down